Please don't judge me

holyguacamole79 · December 2014

I just saw this in our dining room behind other wine glasses. It must have been a gag gift, because I would never buy this.

@ClimbingBrideNY‌ , your BIL's girlfriend must have sent this to me.

mikenberger · December 2014

Maybe she came to your house. She's like the Fairy of Rednecks.

AddieCake · December 2014

Even if it was a gag gift, I have no choice but to judge you for keeping it.

larrygaga · December 2014

I bought that for my dad as a gag gift last year and he loves it. Lol!

holyguacamole79 · December 2014

AddieCake said:

Even if it was a gag gift, I have no choice but to judge you for keeping it.

I know. I deserve it.

climbingsingle · December 2014

Hahahaha! I feel like girlfriend needs this to complete her collection.

Did I mention she had "Redneck chick" tattooed on her booby?

mikenberger · December 2014

ClimbingBrideNY said:

Hahahaha! I feel like girlfriend needs this to complete her collection.

Did I mention she had "Redneck chick" tattooed on her booby?

No you didn't. And that's fucking amazing. I need to meet her. She's like a unicorn. She cannot possibly exist.

holyguacamole79 · December 2014

@climbingbrideny, I'll mail it to her to get it out of my house!!!

lyndausvi · December 2014

I've a set of those glasses for 3 years now. They are part of my wine glass cycle (I have a ton of wine glasses).

Not sorry one bit.

lurkergirl · December 2014

holyguacamole79 said:

I just saw this in our dining room behind other wine glasses. It must have been a gag gift, because I would never buy this. ClimbingBrideNY‌ , your BIL's girlfriend must have sent this to me.

Yeah, that's the exact one I gave to my FSMIL. (The rich one who drinks cheap wine--it's perfect for her, and she LOVED it for that year her friends all drank from their redneck glasses and listened to bad country music.)

maeday2 · December 2014

ClimbingBrideNY said:

Hahahaha! I feel like girlfriend needs this to complete her collection.

Did I mention she had "Redneck chick" tattooed on her booby?

Each time you post about her I get more curious about what this sweet lady looks like. The puzzle pieces are starting to fit...and I like it!

novella1186 · December 2014

holyguacamole79 said:

@climbingbrideny, I'll mail it to her to get it out of my house!!!

make sure it breaks on the way there

climbingsingle · December 2014

mikenberger said:

ClimbingBrideNY said:

Hahahaha! I feel like girlfriend needs this to complete her collection.

Did I mention she had "Redneck chick" tattooed on her booby?

No you didn't. And that's fucking amazing. I need to meet her. She's like a unicorn. She cannot possibly exist.

Maybe I can get a picture with the tattoo when I'm in Florida.

climbingsingle · December 2014

You can kind of see it here!

holyguacamole79 · December 2014

Is that the Confederate flag on her heart? Oh sweet baby Jesus...

climbingsingle · December 2014

Yup.

maeday2 · December 2014

Oh that is elegant. Thank you!

ashley8918 · December 2014

No matter the subject matter, every single time someone says "don't judge me":

lurkergirl · December 2014

She definitely puts the "ass" in klass. (with a "k," of course!)

ShesSoCold · December 2014

I will always judge you, OP. Always.

pinkcow13 · December 2014

Why is this atrocity still in your home?

holyguacamole79 · December 2014

@pinkcow13 - no clue. I seriously just found it at the back of my wine glass set when I was looking for something else. I almost fell over laughing.

pinkcow13 · December 2014

I would make some jungle juice, and break out that fine china!

carrie0924 · December 2014

I will not judge you for the redneck wine glass because a) gag gift and b) totally not a permanent heart shaped confederate flag on your boob proclaiming "REDNECK!" for all the world to see.

drunkenwitch · December 2014

Too late, I judged you as soon as I read "please don't judge me" because I am a contrary bitch.

lurkergirl · December 2014

drunkenwitch said:

Too late, I judged you as soon as I read "please don't judge me" because I am a contrary bitch.

You're my favorite newbie.

theartistformerlyknownas · December 2014

Judging you.

holyguacamole79 · December 2014

I'm saving it for the next White Elephant party I have.

Gustafson28 · December 2014

Could have been one of the mason jar on a pedestal ones... Yikes... Also what's a white elephant party?

Side note, we used to have this ugly as all hell cat mug that would be passed around from house to house.. Had to hide it while the tenants were in the house and you had to leave without them finding the mug. Then it moves on to the next person. Could totally do something like that with this family heirloom

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holyguacamole79 · December 2014

H's family has a family reunion in January with a White Elephant gift exchange. I'll do this plus a bottle of wine. Boom.

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