Yin and yang, people.
I like the smell of ground beef cooking. Like, seriously stick my face in the pan love it.
Also Scotch tape (and other plastic-y smells like vinyl pool toys), diesel exhaust (reminds me of the excitement of the first day of each elementary school year, and traveling) and dirt after it rains.
Hit me with your weirdness. And none of this "old book" shit, everyone knows those smell amazing.