I've mentioned before that there are two owners of my company. They are brothers. One brother is extremely intelligent, and I enjoy working for him. The other brother...not so much.
The other brother is sloppy in his work, makes constant mistakes and sends out emails with tons of grammatical errors. It's embarrassing. He's the president of the company! Use motherfucking spell check!
Other brother emailed THE TOP GUY at our largest account. His name is Bob. And he called in Boob in an email.
Twice.