on my boob! This is fucking excruciating. It was the perfect combination of unfortunate circumstances... I stayed home from work today because of a migraine, so I was in my pajamas (no bra) and I had a robe on, but the robe had kind of fallen open and I didn't notice. I was making quesadillas and FI decided to help by heating the oil in the pan, put a bit too much oil, and I also didn't notice that he turned the heat up way too high (totally my fault for not paying attention). I went to flip the quesadilla, which was big and heavy, and you have to flip those suckers fast or all the junk falls out, and sure enough the super hot grease splashed right up onto my chest in that very small space that wasn't being covered by my robe, right onto my boob. (I have a cotton t-shirt on but what's that gonna do?)
Luckily we have a big aloe plant growing by the kitchen window so I tore a piece off really fast and rubbed the oil on... right in front of the window. So I hope the neighbors enjoyed that show. Good luck to them on figuring out what the fuck I was doing. But by the time I got to the aloe, the burn-- which is about 3 or 4 inches wide (it's a big burn!)-- had already blistered. Also luckily I had a vodka bottle chilling in the freezer, so I held that on the burn for a while. And poured myself a drink.
But fuck. I've had grease burns before, just never on my boob. And this hurts so. Fucking. Bad.
