@KnotRiley I think you need to talk to the powers that be and get them to redesign the Inner Brides to look like Disney princesses. You know, once they're done burning down The Bump.
When all of this is over I'm making myself a Disney princess!!
I've made all my bridesmaids. Someone make me stop!
I haven't read all the way through the comments so I'm probably WAY behind the times, but A) this is awesome and even more awesome because you included the one with the crazy tailor.
"I'm not a rude bitch. I'm ten rude bitches in a large coat."
Re: Make yourself as a Disney Princess!!!!!!
#winning
--William Shakespeare (Sonnet 25)