The Knot Acronyms

levioosa · February 2015

themuffinman16 said:

KatWAG said:

FTFY= Fixed that for you.

I am trying to think of which ones I struggled with when I first started posting.

I always thought that was "fuck that, fuck you". Lmfao. I am a terrible knottie.

Bahaha!

AlexaF2014 · February 2015

princessgracekelly said:

AlexaF2014 said:

Not an acronym, but "bean-dip" = change the subject.

My first post on here, someone suggest I bean-dip my aunt if she brought up wedding things. No idea what that meant, so I Urban Dictionary-ed it.

Urban Dictionary DOES NOT have the correct Knot definition of bean-dip.

I don't even want to begin to think of what Urban Dictionary's "bean-dip" might be.

Really, it could have been much worse. I believe, at the time, the top definition was something along the lines of "to scoop a woman's breast with a crooked finger, much like using a chip to scoop bean-dip."

I thought, How odd, but if the ladies on the etiquette board say it's okay...

princessgracekelly · February 2015

AlexaF2014 said:

princessgracekelly said:

AlexaF2014 said:

Not an acronym, but "bean-dip" = change the subject.

My first post on here, someone suggest I bean-dip my aunt if she brought up wedding things. No idea what that meant, so I Urban Dictionary-ed it.

Urban Dictionary DOES NOT have the correct Knot definition of bean-dip.

I don't even want to begin to think of what Urban Dictionary's "bean-dip" might be.

Really, it could have been much worse. I believe, at the time, the top definition was something along the lines of "to scoop a woman's breast with a crooked finger, much like using a chip to scoop bean-dip."

I thought, How odd, but if the ladies on the etiquette board say it's okay...

I think so long as you don't B-list people, have a cash bar, put registry information on your invitations, or have a long gap, the etiquette ladies are fine with whatever way you choose to scoop breasts.

fwtx5815 · February 2015

themuffinman16 said:

KatWAG said:

FTFY= Fixed that for you.

I am trying to think of which ones I struggled with when I first started posting.

I always thought that was "fuck that, fuck you". Lmfao. I am a terrible knottie.

"Fuck that, fuck you" just made me laugh SO HARD

amelisha · February 2015

(serious interjection - the bean-dip thing is years and years old - I think it came out of an Ann Landers or Dear Abby column about changing the subject politely.)

But I really just came here for the breast-scooping conversation.

theycallmelinz · February 2015

Not nearly as funny as some of y'alls misunderstandings (fuck that, fuck you) but I thought AW was like "AWWWW i just got married!!"/something cute or sweet along those lines lol

tpwkalyn · February 2015

themuffinman16 said:

KatWAG said:

FTFY= Fixed that for you.

I am trying to think of which ones I struggled with when I first started posting.

I always thought that was "fuck that, fuck you". Lmfao. I am a terrible knottie.

literally same.

princessgracekelly · February 2015

amelisha said:

(serious interjection - the bean-dip thing is years and years old - I think it came out of an Ann Landers or Dear Abby column about changing the subject politely.)

But I really just came here for the breast-scooping conversation.

Come for the acronyms, stay for the breast-scooping.

MobKaz · February 2015

Unless I missed it, I did not see OMH (old, married hag) listed anywhere. Especially with the influx of the special and newly engaged, it seems important to note.

theartistformerlyknownas · February 2015

MobKaz said:
Unless I missed it, I did not see OMH (old, married hag) listed anywhere. Especially with the influx of the special and newly engaged, it seems important to note.

We need a new one, KUK, for all us Knocked Up Knotties!

crackktheskyy · February 2015

You guys I have definitely spent a very long time thinking that AW meant "About wedding" --- as in, the contents of this post refer somehow to my wedding.

This makes so much more sense now.

ohannabelle · February 2015

lolo883 said:

Unless I missed it, I did not see OMH (old, married hag) listed anywhere. Especially with the influx of the special and newly engaged, it seems important to note.
We need a new one, KUK, for all us Knocked Up Knotties!

But not Kuk, because that's poop.

KWIM freaks me out, too, because I hear "quim" when I read it.

ETA confused me for a while, because estimated time of arrival.

And FTFY? Yep, I was reading that as F that, F you, for a long time.

lovesclimbing · February 2015

TK has a list of commonly used acronyms, but it pretty much only has common sense ones that are easy to figure out. The hard ones like PPD, GBCK, DD, and OMH aren't on there. It's kind of annoying.

princessgracekelly · February 2015

I also like "MUD" because it makes a mess and is hard to scrub off, not unlike real mud.

IrishPirate60 · February 2015

No one has mentioned the one that confounded me: BSC. Bat Shit Crazy.

KatWAG · February 2015

NMS. Not my style

ashley8918 · February 2015

AlexaF2014 said:

princessgracekelly said:

AlexaF2014 said:

Not an acronym, but "bean-dip" = change the subject.

My first post on here, someone suggest I bean-dip my aunt if she brought up wedding things. No idea what that meant, so I Urban Dictionary-ed it.

Urban Dictionary DOES NOT have the correct Knot definition of bean-dip.

I don't even want to begin to think of what Urban Dictionary's "bean-dip" might be.

Really, it could have been much worse. I believe, at the time, the top definition was something along the lines of "to scoop a woman's breast with a crooked finger, much like using a chip to scoop bean-dip."

I thought, How odd, but if the ladies on the etiquette board say it's okay...

I'm fucking crying imagining this scenario

Aunt: At your wedding you should blah blah blah blah blah blah...

You: *Silently scoops aunt's breast with a crooked finger*

I HAVE TEARS. PEOPLE ARE STARING.

JennyColada · February 2015

This isn't related to TK buy I saw someone use this on another website:

MKINYKBYKIOK

I was like "what the heeeeeeck?!"

ashley8918 · February 2015

JennyColada said:

This isn't related to TK buy I saw someone use this on another website:

MKINYKBYKIOK

I was like "what the heeeeeeck?!"

Ummmm....

Maybe kids in New York kick babies. You know? I own kegs.

paperpusher · February 2015

JennyColada said:

This isn't related to TK buy I saw someone use this on another website:

MKINYKBYKIOK

I was like "what the heeeeeeck?!"

Uhhh what site were you on...
'Cause according to UD YKINMKBYKIOK stands for your kink is not my kink, but your kink is ok....

ashley8918 · February 2015

paperpusher said:

JennyColada said:

This isn't related to TK buy I saw someone use this on another website:

MKINYKBYKIOK

I was like "what the heeeeeeck?!"

Uhhh what site were you on...
'Cause according to UD YKINMKBYKIOK stands for your kink is not my kink, but your kink is ok....

Hahahahahaha omfg!

Get it, girl!

JennyColada · February 2015

paperpusher said:

JennyColada said:

This isn't related to TK buy I saw someone use this on another website:

MKINYKBYKIOK

I was like "what the heeeeeeck?!"

Uhhh what site were you on...
'Cause according to UD YKINMKBYKIOK stands for your kink is not my kink, but your kink is ok....

That's what it was. It was on FetLife.

But I'm just like, who decided that acronym-img entire sentences is a thing?

levioosa · February 2015

paperpusher said:

JennyColada said:

This isn't related to TK buy I saw someone use this on another website:

MKINYKBYKIOK

I was like "what the heeeeeeck?!"

Uhhh what site were you on...
'Cause according to UD YKINMKBYKIOK stands for your kink is not my kink, but your kink is ok....

Ahahaha! I love it!

huskypuppy14 · February 2015

crackktheskyy said:

You guys I have definitely spent a very long time thinking that AW meant "About wedding" --- as in, the contents of this post refer somehow to my wedding.

This makes so much more sense now.

I did too. And FTFY could mean Fuck that, fuck you when we're dealing with a troll.

crackktheskyy · February 2015

huskypuppy14 said:

crackktheskyy said:

You guys I have definitely spent a very long time thinking that AW meant "About wedding" --- as in, the contents of this post refer somehow to my wedding.

This makes so much more sense now.

I did too. And FTFY could mean Fuck that, fuck you when we're dealing with a troll.

Hah, at least I'm not the only one!! Also, had no idea what FTFY meant. I'm so behind on the internet.

lc07 · February 2015

Well now if anyone ever says "FTFY FTFY" we will know exactly what they are saying. And I bet it's not ban-able.

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