Can we talk about this wedding?

Kahlyla · February 2015

Are there like... three gaps?

kaitlynmichelle · February 2015

What a giant mess. I hate those last chance to run signs, or any jokes like that at a wedding.

The spelling mistakes did make me laugh. I don't know how she had so much time to make all of that stuff, but not enough time to proofread?

I guess if she wanted a pinterest wedding she got it...down to the last little detail. Blegh.

arrippa · February 2015

Kahlyla said:

Are there like... three gaps?

I am a little confused about the "Time to Fresh and Dress up". Is that a gap that everyone leaves and changes and comes back? That sounds so odd to me. I would leave and go somewhere else and not come back.

wrigleyville · February 2015

Here's what I don't get.

She had a million "BEST DAY EVER" signs, but then she had a "Last Chance to Run!" sign as well.

So which is it? You can't have both.

kmmssg · February 2015

OK, I could see this once I got home. Wish I hadn't. They had THAT wedding at a castle and thought those things would look good there? Really? Oh my where to start.

FiancB · February 2015

Oh man. I won't deny some of it is pretty, but was she engaged for ten years or something? That's the only way I can think of that someone would have time for all this crap.

(but not 10.5 years because then she would've had time to get the spelling and grammar right on her plethora of signage.

[Deleted User] · February 2015

Maggie0829 said:

I wonder if this is what she created her wedding vision around? She should have given her guests each a bottle to help with the overload of pink nausea. I mean at least it went with her color scheme.

I came here to make a Pepto Bismol joke. Beat me to it

Junebug2015 · February 2015

It's like the bride thought that her guests would have no idea what to do with things if they weren't labeled - "drink me!" "pick a treat!" "blow me!"... like maybe someone would have seen the noise maker and think OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO

ashley8918 · February 2015

Junebug2015 said:

It's like the bride thought that her guests would have no idea what to do with things if they weren't labeled - "drink me!" "pick a treat!" "blow me!"... like maybe someone would have seen the noise maker and think OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO

sophhabobopha · February 2015

dcbride86 · February 2015

How is she THAT bad of a speller? Did she not notice that she spelled "treats" "THREATS"?! And if she did notice, did she think nobody else would notice? How do you even make that mistake? Treats and threats are just such different things

hellosweetie1015 · February 2015

So... I showed this to FI. On the initial premise of: "YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS ZOMG IT IS EVERYTHING I WANT."

(He knew I was bullshitting him just from that statement.)

And then we had a blast snarking on the level of pink. And the fact that the poor man has to live in a house that's decorated in that. And the signs with the shitty spelling. And the CAKE OMAIGAWD THE CAKE. I said it looked like maggots that had been fed pink food coloring, while living in a vat of pink food coloring, after being born from gmo'ed pink-colored flies. He was just all "NOPE."

(And then I said the wedding was in Norwegia. Because Norwegian. I am an idiot.)