NWR: I cut my ankle

Re: NWR: I cut my ankle

• larrygaga member

  

  March 2015

  You should see your therapist for your memory loss!

  
  

  *hugs*

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• emmaaa mod

  

  March 2015 edited March 2015

  1. First you need to assess why you didn't notice the cut earlier. Having a cut on your ankle is very serious and something you need to pay attention to. What if you got blood on your sock and stained it?! What if you hit it on something and it got bigger?! Come on, you have to be more observant than that.

  
  

  Then, you can choose from your different styles and sizes of bandaids. I recommend a fabric bandaid. But make sure you aren't allergic first! Also, make sure you choose the right size. There's nothing worse than having a bandaid too big or too small. Always use Neosporin on cuts! Do you want this to scar?!

  
  

  Lastly, you need to remind yourself to not let this happen again. Being so careless cause millions of cuts on millions of ankles every day and no one is trying to stop it...but you can. You can make the difference for yourself.

  
  

  2. Is the stress of becoming a mom causing you to drink more often? Are you drinking to the point where you don't remember what happened the next day? This is a major red flag that you aren't ready to be a mom. If this is the case, you and your wife should get counseling ASAP!

  
  

  ETF: punctuation and capitalization 

  
  

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• mikenberger member

  

  March 2015

  MagicInk said:

  So I've discovered a cut on my ankle. I'm bleeding slightly. Don't think I need to go to a doctor, but I'm not sure.

  
  

  1) What should I do?

  
  

  2) Lets come up with some theories on how the fuck I did this.

  1.) Obviously you need to amputate to save the risk of gangrene.

  2.) Are you trying to deal with your wife's potential need to be trapped under furniture all the time?

  
  

  
  

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• anemone137.defunct635825918192908843 member

  

  March 2015

  I'm guessing wife clutched at your ankle as she shimmied back out from under the bed.  You were so busy licking your emotional wounds from the stress of the incident and realizing that your life is spiraling out of control that you didn't even notice the physical damage.  It's worse than we all feared. 
  
  This calls for tequila. 
  
  And please get help.  Contact your local chapter of Furniture Users Conquering Knee Scrapes.  You don't need to go through this alone.  We're here for you.
  

  

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• novella1186 member

  

  March 2015

  1) Spray windex on it 

  2) there is clearly a gremlin under your desk 

  

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• beethery member

  

  March 2015

  I don't think you need a doctor because I am the Pope and I say you're going to be alright.

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  I'm the fuck out.

  
  

  
  

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• VulgarGirl member

  

  March 2015

  anemone137 said:

  I'm guessing wife clutched at your ankle as she shimmied back out from under the bed.  You were so busy licking your emotional wounds from the stress of the incident and realizing that your life is spiraling out of control that you didn't even notice the physical damage.  It's worse than we all feared. 
  
  This calls for tequila. 
  
  And please get help.  Contact your local chapter of Furniture Users Conquering Knee Scrapes.  You don't need to go through this alone.  We're here for you.
  

  FUCKS? I like FUCKS. Very helpful people at FUCKS they do fine work over there.

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• larrygaga member

  

  March 2015

  beethery said:

  I don't think you need a doctor because I am the Pope and I say you're going to be alright.

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  BLESS HER CUT TO GET RID OF THE DEMONS

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• VulgarGirl member

  

  March 2015

  larrygaga said:

  beethery said:

  I don't think you need a doctor because I am the Pope and I say you're going to be alright.

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  BLESS HER CUT TO GET RID OF THE DEMONS

  Oh honey...I need more then one Pope to get rid of my demons. I got so many demons...

  
  

  But can I reccomened we call up Sam and Dean and Charlie to get rid of my demons?

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• sarahufl member

  

  March 2015

  I have been out of town for the past week. Did I miss something?!
  

  
  

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• SCbride007 member

  

  March 2015

  Is it possible you cut it dealing with wifey proofing the furniture? If so you need to show her the physical pain her careless actions have caused!

  

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• Kahlyla member

  

  March 2015

  I think you might be jealous of all the attention your wife has undoubtedly been getting as a result of her stuck-under-the-bed incident. You're clearly acting out - perhaps while sleepwalking? BIG RED FLAG! - in a cry for attention. I suggest counseling.
  

  

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• beethery member

  

  March 2015

  MagicInk said:

  larrygaga said:

  beethery said:

  I don't think you need a doctor because I am the Pope and I say you're going to be alright.

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  BLESS HER CUT TO GET RID OF THE DEMONS

  Oh honey...I need more then one Pope to get rid of my demons. I got so many demons...

  
  

  But can I reccomened we call up Sam and Dean and Charlie to get rid of my demons?

  I can assure you, my children, that there is plenty for everyone's salvation.

  
  

  
  

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  I'm the fuck out.

  
  

  
  

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• VulgarGirl member

  

  March 2015

  Update: I put a band-aid on it. But it's a plain one and that makes me sad.

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• emmaaa mod

  

  March 2015

  MagicInk said:

  Update: I put a band-aid on it. But it's a plain one and that makes me sad.

  Bandaids can't cover up emotional scars. Remember that. 

  
  

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• VulgarGirl member

  

  March 2015

  emmaaa said:

  MagicInk said:

  Update: I put a band-aid on it. But it's a plain one and that makes me sad.

  Bandaids can't cover up emotional scars. Remember that. 

  Vodka can.

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• emmaaa mod

  

  March 2015

  MagicInk said:

  emmaaa said:

  MagicInk said:

  Update: I put a band-aid on it. But it's a plain one and that makes me sad.

  Bandaids can't cover up emotional scars. Remember that. 

  Vodka can.

  All the vodka for you!

  
  

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• novella1186 member

  

  March 2015

  MagicInk said:

  Update: I put a band-aid on it. But it's a plain one and that makes me sad.

  Do you have colored sharpie pens? 

  

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• VulgarGirl member

  

  March 2015

  novella1186 said:

  MagicInk said:

  Update: I put a band-aid on it. But it's a plain one and that makes me sad.

  Do you have colored sharpie pens? 

  Oh...I do...

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• KatieinBkln member

  

  March 2015

  sarahufl said:

  I have been out of town for the past week. Did I miss something?!
  

  Just a lot of mockery regarding more weirdly needy posts than usual. Oh, and Magic's wife got stuck under the bed. We've been dealing with the trauma as a family.

  
  

  This baby knows exactly how I feel

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• pinkcow13 member

  

  March 2015

  MagicInk said:

  emmaaa said:

  MagicInk said:

  Update: I put a band-aid on it. But it's a plain one and that makes me sad.

  Bandaids can't cover up emotional scars. Remember that. 

  Vodka can.

  This is a red flag. Do you mask your emotional scars by consuming copious amounts of alcohol? I think your cut is the least of your worries. Clearly you have a drinking problem.

                               

  

  
  

   

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• novella1186 member

  

  March 2015

  pinkcow13 said:

  MagicInk said:

  emmaaa said:

  MagicInk said:

  Update: I put a band-aid on it. But it's a plain one and that makes me sad.

  Bandaids can't cover up emotional scars. Remember that. 

  Vodka can.

  This is a red flag. Do you mask your emotional scars by consuming copious amounts of alcohol? I think your cut is the least of your worries. Clearly you have a drinking problem.

  See, I think it's more of a red flag when people don't drink vodka. I don't want to be friends with such people. 

  

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• princessleia22 member

  

  March 2015

  First, self-cutting is a common problem.  You are not alone and there is help out there. Your wife's furniture problem isn't worth hurting yourself over.

  Self-Injury Outreach Support

   

  Second, infection is a huge risk with any cut.  Go to the nearest emergency room IMMEDIATELY.  You could get necrotizing fasciitis!  Personally, I spent a year fighting a staph infection (no joke) and know that infections are nothing to take lightly. A band-aid won't stop staphylococcus or necrotizing fasciitis (although vodka might)!

  http://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/necrotizing-fasciitis-flesh-eating-bacteria

  Your upcoming baby needs you!  Get help now!

   

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• VulgarGirl member

  

  March 2015

  pinkcow13 said:

  MagicInk said:

  emmaaa said:

  MagicInk said:

  Update: I put a band-aid on it. But it's a plain one and that makes me sad.

  Bandaids can't cover up emotional scars. Remember that. 

  Vodka can.

  This is a red flag. Do you mask your emotional scars by consuming copious amounts of alcohol? I think your cut is the least of your worries. Clearly you have a drinking problem.

  It's a hobby. It's a problem when the vodka runs out.

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• sophhabobopha member

  

  March 2015

  Were you.... DRUNK?

  

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• VulgarGirl member

  

  March 2015

  sophhabobopha said:

  Were you.... DRUNK?

  I'm painfully sober. Perhaps I should be drunk. That might solve problems...

  
  

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• Gustafson28 member

  

  March 2015

  MagicInk said:

  sophhabobopha said:

  Were you.... DRUNK?

  I'm painfully sober. Perhaps I should be drunk. That might solve problems...

  
  

  
  
  
  You at least wouldn't know you're cut yet.

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• ashley8918 member

  

  March 2015

  NWR THREADJACK, everyone pay attention to me now: I also got a cut today, but mine was a papercut. What should I do? I can't put a band aid on it because I don't have any. I cant go get any... because. HELP.

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• theartistformerlyknownas member

  

  March 2015

  ashley8918 said:

  NWR THREADJACK, everyone pay attention to me now: I also got a cut today, but mine was a papercut. What should I do? I can't put a band aid on it because I don't have any. I cant go get any... because. HELP.

  You should have made better life choices.

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• ashley8918 member

  

  March 2015

  lolo883 said:

  ashley8918 said:

  NWR THREADJACK, everyone pay attention to me now: I also got a cut today, but mine was a papercut. What should I do? I can't put a band aid on it because I don't have any. I cant go get any... because. HELP.

  You should have made better life choices.

  You are not allowed to assume that you know the badness of my life choices. You just dont know the whole story. See, I got the paper ccut while writing a really inappropriate fuck you letter to my boss. BUT ANYWAY, WHAT SHOULD I DO ABOUT THE PAPER CUT?

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