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  • Just because it's gross doesn't mean you have to be ashamed. There's some shit I don't need to know about you guys, that would gross me out, that isn't anything to be ashamed of. Examples:

    "Hey guys, how many towels do you go through / how big is your wet spot, is this a normal size and amount?"
    "Is cum supposed to taste like X?"
    "Our sex smells an awful lot like Y, is that normal?"
    "Should I be concerned that my labia are the same shade as this pantone color?"

    Even though you shouldn't be ashamed of your body, there are still some things that undoubtedly get a
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    Personally, the word "squirt" in conjunction with genitals makes me want to gag. That's right up there with "moist".

    Decidedly not gross? Him.
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  • Oh fuck, the TMI shit that man causes / does to me / could do to me. Whole disgusting TMI novels could be dedicated to him. For serious.


    I say this with 100% sincerity; if Jensen Ackles came up to me in a bar and said he wanted to have a one night stand, right then, I would turn to my husband and go "Honey, this is going to happen right now".

    I might feel bad later. Maybe. Doubt it.

    YES. I am super into the stong jawline thing and GOD DAMN does he have one.
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  • esstee33 said:

    doeydo said:

    Sorry to not be more specific in my title, I thought TMI/NSFW was enough but I edited it.  Female sexuality and vaginas are hardly ever really talked about, let alone "mishaps" in bed.  Sorry if that is gross, and I understand bodily fluids are gross to a point to most people.  I had an incident and am extremely embarrassed right now, but I thought it'd be better not to just choke it down and not let myself get aroused by my future partner out of fear of fucking peeing on them.  I posted I guess wondering if anyone had any experience with it.



    1.) Don't feel embarrassed by your body. Like I said, I will talk bodily functions all day but still make a "yuck" face because I am 12.

    2.) Does the bolded mean what I think it means? (I hope so)

    3.) To answer your original question, I think I've read that squirting happens when there is g-spot stimulation. I could be totally off with this, but I have also heard that it feels like you are going to pee.


    It feels like you're going to pee before it happens, like in the lead-up to it, but while it's happening it's a little bit of a different feeling.
    Yep. My experience has been pretty much this.

    And don't be embarrassed. It sucks to feel like you can't or shouldn't get aroused simply because you might have a "mishap". Hell. I coughed cum all over FI's chest once. THAT'S a mishap. Squirting isn't really a mishap if you're prepared with a towel or something. It's just something you do when the sex you're getting is really really good.
    This made me lol that I almost peed my pants. . .whoops! I hope you both could laugh about it at the time. Sex shouldn't be as super cereal as particle physics, right?!
    Um. I can laugh about it NOW, does that count? :D

    FI thought it was hilarious at the time and still does. I was so mortified he had to remind me that he'd shot cum up a girl's nose once to make me feel better.
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  • I was almost going to open this thread at work. So glad I did not.

    I think it was lolo that said in another thread about bed sheets that everything is gross, so nothing is gross. That's my opinion on this thread.
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  • Wifey was fingering me once and I farted. We both busted up laughing.

    And that was back when we were still in the new love try to be sexy all the time phase.
  • H's first blow job ever I swallowed and 30 seconds later ran to the bathroom to throw up. 

    He doesn't come in my mouth anymore.
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  • beethery said: larrygaga said:Sorry to not be more specific in my title, I thought TMI/NSFW was enough but I edited it.  Female sexuality and vaginas are hardly ever really talked about, let alone "mishaps" in bed.  Sorry if that is gross, and I understand bodily fluids are gross to a point to most people.  I had an incident and am extremely embarrassed right now, but I thought it'd be better not to just choke it down and not let myself get aroused by my future partner out of fear of fucking peeing on them.  I posted I guess wondering if anyone had any experience with it.

    Yeah I think it's kinda crappy the reaction you got. You put NSFW and that means it's going to be gross and inappropriate. I don't know what everyone expected?
     Don't be embarrassed. I never experienced that myself, so I don't really have any answers. I suppose there is a whole brand of porn based on squirting so some people find it hot! Like @magicink said, if a lover has a problem with a natural bodily function you can tell them to fuck right the fuck off.
    I'm serious about my first post, as nasty as it is. If it's a big puddle and pee smelling, it's probably pee. I think women only really squirt a little fluid? Again, not an expert. If you get really concerned you might be peeing during an orgasm I assume that's a problem for a doctor to fix. 
    I accidentally puked a little on my FI during coitus once and he is still aroused by me. That's pretty gross and hopefully a little reassuring for you, LOL

    This is so fucking gross and I am cackling like a maniac.

    We were drunk and he went a little too
    deep
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  • larrygaga said:

    beethery said:

    larrygaga said:

    Sorry to not be more specific in my title, I thought TMI/NSFW was enough but I edited it.  Female sexuality and vaginas are hardly ever really talked about, let alone "mishaps" in bed.  Sorry if that is gross, and I understand bodily fluids are gross to a point to most people.  I had an incident and am extremely embarrassed right now, but I thought it'd be better not to just choke it down and not let myself get aroused by my future partner out of fear of fucking peeing on them.  I posted I guess wondering if anyone had any experience with it.
    Yeah I think it's kinda crappy the reaction you got. You put NSFW and that means it's going to be gross and inappropriate. I don't know what everyone expected?

     Don't be embarrassed. I never experienced that myself, so I don't really have any answers. I suppose there is a whole brand of porn based on squirting so some people find it hot! Like @magicink said, if a lover has a problem with a natural bodily function you can tell them to fuck right the fuck off.

    I'm serious about my first post, as nasty as it is. If it's a big puddle and pee smelling, it's probably pee. I think women only really squirt a little fluid? Again, not an expert. If you get really concerned you might be peeing during an orgasm I assume that's a problem for a doctor to fix. 

    I accidentally puked a little on my FI during coitus once and he is still aroused by me. That's pretty gross and hopefully a little reassuring for you, LOL
    This is so fucking gross and I am cackling like a maniac.

    We were drunk and he went a little too deep

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  • doeydo said:

    Can I start a sex thread?  

    OK, squirting.  How do you know it is actually squirting and not pee?  Just from clitoral stimulation.  I tried Googling but it is all different answers from probably not so great resources.


    So if you ever watch Sunny Megatron, she had an episode about this, and she actually had a girl squirt into one of those pee bottles and had it tested.  According to the lab, and who knows if its really true, but it tested a legitimate female ejaculation and not urine.  

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  • doeydo said:

    Sorry to not be more specific in my title, I thought TMI/NSFW was enough but I edited it.  Female sexuality and vaginas are hardly ever really talked about, let alone "mishaps" in bed.  Sorry if that is gross, and I understand bodily fluids are gross to a point to most people.  I had an incident and am extremely embarrassed right now, but I thought it'd be better not to just choke it down and not let myself get aroused by my future partner out of fear of fucking peeing on them.  I posted I guess wondering if anyone had any experience with it.



    2.) Does the bolded mean what I think it means? (I hope so)


    Yep, I think we all just missed the forest for the trees. . . @doeydo, is there a new person in your life?!

    "Love is the one thing we're capable of perceiving that transcends time and space."


  • doeydo said:


    doeydo said:

    Sorry to not be more specific in my title, I thought TMI/NSFW was enough but I edited it.  Female sexuality and vaginas are hardly ever really talked about, let alone "mishaps" in bed.  Sorry if that is gross, and I understand bodily fluids are gross to a point to most people.  I had an incident and am extremely embarrassed right now, but I thought it'd be better not to just choke it down and not let myself get aroused by my future partner out of fear of fucking peeing on them.  I posted I guess wondering if anyone had any experience with it.



    2.) Does the bolded mean what I think it means? (I hope so)


    Yep, I think we all just missed the forest for the trees. . . @doeydo, is there a new person in your life?!
    Yes and she's wonderful, though I'm trying not to move too fast.
    ETF things.
    Wow, grats!

    Good thing I didn't type "man" in my question, eh?

    "Love is the one thing we're capable of perceiving that transcends time and space."


  • doeydo said:


    doeydo said:

    Sorry to not be more specific in my title, I thought TMI/NSFW was enough but I edited it.  Female sexuality and vaginas are hardly ever really talked about, let alone "mishaps" in bed.  Sorry if that is gross, and I understand bodily fluids are gross to a point to most people.  I had an incident and am extremely embarrassed right now, but I thought it'd be better not to just choke it down and not let myself get aroused by my future partner out of fear of fucking peeing on them.  I posted I guess wondering if anyone had any experience with it.



    2.) Does the bolded mean what I think it means? (I hope so)


    Yep, I think we all just missed the forest for the trees. . . @doeydo, is there a new person in your life?!
    Yes and she's wonderful, though I'm trying not to move too fast.
    ETF things.
    This is excellent to read, and I hope it goes well!

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    This is me being jazzed for you, for real by the way ^^^
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    I'm the fuck
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  • Congrats on the new partner, @doeydo

    And from my experience as a semi-frequent squirter: Anytime I've done it, it's never stained my mattress pad. ONE time my dog peed on the bed, and we had to throw out the entire memory foam topper so...probably not pee.

    But even if it is/was this time? NBD. Humans are definitely gross, but the good news is we're all gross, so you don't have to be embarrassed.
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  • Doey!!! I'm so happy for you!!! Yay!!!!!!
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  • That's awesome, Doey!  And don't be embarrassed.  It's a natural function, and it means you were having one hell of a time.  


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  • I'm so happy for you!

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  • Am I the only one who wants to know more about @doeydo 's new woman?! Come on, doey, spill!
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