I went to dinner one night with my cousin and there was a reception taking place in the next room. We see one girl walk by in a flowing goddess like wedding gown and comment how nice she looked. About 15 minutes later another woman walks by in a similar wedding gown. She and I now try to decide who is the bride. For the record, we saw the groomsmen walk the groom in, but not the bridesmaids and bride so we know it's not a same sex couple.
Long after the conversation is done, I head it the restroom. On the way I pass 3 tables who are also trying to figure out who the bride is and why the other girl is wearing a wedding dress also. Well, in the bathroom the first girl we saw in the wedding dress is crying and throwing up in the sink while 2 other women hold her hair and look at each other rolling their eyes hard. I wished them all well on my way out and the girl throwing up in the wedding dress turns around and says something to effect of, what do you care if I'm well? I'm not the bride! Um ok weirdo. Just trying to be nice?
Your stories are going to way better. So happy you have a good sense of humor about this. Your sister sucks so hard and everyone either knows it or will know it by the end of the wedding!
Oh man, I wish I knew the whole story on the throwing up chick! That sounds like a good one lol. What a mess.
I interpret that as her being a total AW crazypants, hence the dress, and when she didn't get the attention she needed, she started guzzling liquor, hence the puking. Class act.
That's what I thought as well. That's also how I see it going down with your sister, but with a lot more yelling and public puking. At least this girl left the reception space.
Novella, you are about to experience one of my greatest joys. Watching someone make a complete ass of themselves in public while you get to stand back looking the epitome of Grace Under Fire.
On the outside, you shake your head and make sympathetic comments on how you just feel so sorry for your sister, it justs so sad that she needs to behave like this. On the inside, and behind closed doors you get to do your hahahaha suck it bitch dance and know that everyone will be talking about how well you handled that crazy sister of yours.
The only thing that worries me is that if she's known for making a scene, I think you need to be prepared that your dress may have a DIY red wine dye effect by the end of your reception. Not that anything can take away your happiness or that will make her look like she isn't BSC but if she's known for making a scene and you aren't giving her the opportunity to look like the poor victim, what's stopping her from doing something accidentally on purpose?
And there's no way I'd leave my food or drinks unattended around her either.
How much Scotch Guard would it take to cover your entire dress? Just in case...
The only thing that worries me is that if she's known for making a scene, I think you need to be prepared that your dress may have a DIY red wine dye effect by the end of your reception. Not that anything can take away your happiness or that will make her look like she isn't BSC but if she's known for making a scene and you aren't giving her the opportunity to look like the poor victim, what's stopping her from doing something accidentally on purpose?
And there's no way I'd leave my food or drinks unattended around her either.
How much Scotch Guard would it take to cover your entire dress? Just in case...
The only thing that worries me is that if she's known for making a scene, I think you need to be prepared that your dress may have a DIY red wine dye effect by the end of your reception. Not that anything can take away your happiness or that will make her look like she isn't BSC but if she's known for making a scene and you aren't giving her the opportunity to look like the poor victim, what's stopping her from doing something accidentally on purpose?
And there's no way I'd leave my food or drinks unattended around her either.
How much Scotch Guard would it take to cover your entire dress? Just in case...
Ohh, oh I know! I saw a video on YouTube the other day about some city in Russia painting some of the walls in the downtown area with this weird paint that repels water. Their reasoning was so if people pee on the wall, it bounces back onto them to keep people from doing that.
lol I love all the ingenuity happening in this thread!!
Doesn't salt take out read wine stains? I think I remember reading something about how salt absorbs it and lifts it out or something? But I could be remembering wrong.
Hell for all I know, her plan could just be to toss a lit match at me.
@novella1186 - you know, I hope after your wedding you make 2 different posts about it. One where you gush about everything and share some pictures and we all tell you how stunning you looked.
The other one? Yep, I want all the deets on your BSC sister, but you deserve 2 threads for that one.
@novella1186 - you know, I hope after your wedding you make 2 different posts about it. One where you gush about everything and share some pictures and we all tell you how stunning you looked.
The other one? Yep, I want all the deets on your BSC sister, but you deserve 2 threads for that one.
Hahaha!
Here's what was awesome, rainbows and butterflies, boring, cute!
The only thing that worries me is that if she's known for making a scene, I think you need to be prepared that your dress may have a DIY red wine dye effect by the end of your reception. Not that anything can take away your happiness or that will make her look like she isn't BSC but if she's known for making a scene and you aren't giving her the opportunity to look like the poor victim, what's stopping her from doing something accidentally on purpose?
And there's no way I'd leave my food or drinks unattended around her either.
How much Scotch Guard would it take to cover your entire dress? Just in case...
My friend spilled an entire glass of red wine on my dress. At the time, I couldn't have cared less. The dress then sat in a box in the spare bedroom for 3 weeks before I sent it to David's Bridal for preservation. It's boxed up so I can't see all of the dress but it appears that most of the wine was removed. Not a big deal.
Also, if she spills on you, give her a huge, tight hug so you get it all over her white dress as well. Or maybe just "accidentally" spill a glass on her.
The only thing that worries me is that if she's known for making a scene, I think you need to be prepared that your dress may have a DIY red wine dye effect by the end of your reception. Not that anything can take away your happiness or that will make her look like she isn't BSC but if she's known for making a scene and you aren't giving her the opportunity to look like the poor victim, what's stopping her from doing something accidentally on purpose?
And there's no way I'd leave my food or drinks unattended around her either.
How much Scotch Guard would it take to cover your entire dress? Just in case...
I died with the jashley comment...oh lord. In all seriousness @novella1186 you are taking this in stride. I think that she'll look like an idiot and everyone will call her out on it.
That being said, do you have any more hints as to what designer is/a photo of the dress? I want to snark hardcore...
I died with the jashley comment...oh lord. In all seriousness @novella1186 you are taking this in stride. I think that she'll look like an idiot and everyone will call her out on it.
That being said, do you have any more hints as to what designer is/a photo of the dress? I want to snark hardcore...
I don't think my mom knows anything about the designer or where the dress came from, but I'll see what I can find out
Re: My sister bought a long white gown for my wedding
On the outside, you shake your head and make sympathetic comments on how you just feel so sorry for your sister, it justs so sad that she needs to behave like this. On the inside, and behind closed doors you get to do your hahahaha suck it bitch dance and know that everyone will be talking about how well you handled that crazy sister of yours.
You should paint your dress with that stuff!
http://www.odditycentral.com/news/german-city-sprays-walls-with-hydrophobic-paint-that-causes-public-urinators-to-soak-themselves.html
@novella1186 - you know, I hope after your wedding you make 2 different posts about it. One where you gush about everything and share some pictures and we all tell you how stunning you looked.
The other one? Yep, I want all the deets on your BSC sister, but you deserve 2 threads for that one.
Novella, your wedding is the one I am most excited for in May because I cannot WAIT for the Shitshow Thread.
Also, if she spills on you, give her a huge, tight hug so you get it all over her white dress as well. Or maybe just "accidentally" spill a glass on her.
Or ask a friend to?
That being said, do you have any more hints as to what designer is/a photo of the dress? I want to snark hardcore...