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  • sarawifenowsarawifenow member
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    I don't have any creative suggestions, but now I am hungry!
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  • thespeshulestsnowflakethespeshulestsnowflake member
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    VULGARITY!!!! 
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  • FiancBFiancB member
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    Well pish posh, I thought this was going to be about bidets. 
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  • climbingsingleclimbingsingle member
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    A bidet is nice. Trust me. Squeaky clean!

    Also that Buzzfeed video is very real life.
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  • VulgarGirlVulgarGirl member
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    It could be. Buzzfeed has a hilarious video of people trying bidets for the first time if you want a good laugh.

    I don't know how to feel about bidets. I don't think I want water squirting up my pooper much, but it would be really nice after a hot day when your uh, bits, got a little too warm, you know? Probably makes way way less waste than those baby wipes now targeted at adults.
    It'd be really excellent to help prep for anal sex. And then also for after anal sex if you don't use a condom during anal sex.

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  • Chipmunk415Chipmunk415 member
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    My folks knew a guy whose house came complete with a bidet. He used to turn it on, and the cats would come running to swat and lap at the water.

    As for a porn burger....

    The Taintamount - classic burger patty topped with double cheese, onions, hot peppers, secret sauce and jalapeños to burn everything on the way out
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  • climbingsingleclimbingsingle member
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    You know, I've alway wondered about jizz in buttholes. Does it just slowly leak out for the next few hours? Like, is that an issue? Curious minds want to know.
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    pinkrevenge said:
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    It doesn't really leak. Your butt is just too tight. But the need to fart is strong because of the air, and then it's a Santorum shart, so you have to be ready for that.
    I just cackled so hard I nearly peed. 

    No humorous stories come to mind, but I have a burger:

    The Bologna Pony (this is apparently slang for a ween...thanks Human Sexuality class) - Burger topped with fried bologna, pickles, cheddar cheese, and lots of mayo. Because why the hell not?
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  • climbingsingleclimbingsingle member
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    pinkrevenge said:

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    It doesn't really leak. Your butt is just too tight. But the need to fart is strong because of the air, and then it's a Santorum shart, so you have to be ready for that.


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    My butt IS very tight. Thank you ;)
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  • FiancBFiancB member
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    Hmmm can you get a bidet that can get everything all lubed up down there? I can see that being useful. 
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  • KahlylaKahlyla member
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    Chipmunk415 said:
    My folks knew a guy whose house came complete with a bidet. He used to turn it on, and the cats would come running to swat and lap at the water. As for a porn burger.... The Taintamount - classic burger patty topped with double cheese, onions, hot peppers, secret sauce and jalapeños to burn everything on the way out
    Ah, yes, ring singe. The worst.
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  • esstee33esstee33 member
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  • FiancBFiancB member
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    Apparently you can say exactly what the warning is for, who it's from, and what it says, just don't show proof so they can gently suggest that you're making shit up. At least that's my understanding. 
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    I, for one, am thankful for the knowledge gleaned in this thread and will go forth as a more informed lady. C'mon KnotGods. We are all adults here. Why can't we talk about buttsecks?
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  • FiancBFiancB member
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    I'm gonna steal MagicInk's warning. Maybe it can just be like my signature, but preceding all posts. 
    TMI AHEAD THE THREAD WAS CALLED POTTY TALK BUT THAT WASN'T ENOUGH I AM GOING TO MENTION TMI THINGS DON'T READ THIS IF YOU ARE A SENSITIVE SOUL.
    I can't speak for the leakage issue, but I will say that your first post-anal BM will be the strangest looking thing ever. 

    But that was thanks to a penis, not a dildo-wielding lesbian so I'm sure KG's will be cool with that comment. 
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  • VulgarGirlVulgarGirl member
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    Penis condom ass and dildo were all the words removed from my comment. Also explanation of getting tested and being in a monogamous relationship before decided to have unprotected anal sex. Which I just thought was ya know, basic sex ed PSA stuff.

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  • FiancBFiancB member
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    We can't have anyone practicing safe sex over here! They should pay for their sins of vulgarity with their health!
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