Someone is fucking whistling in the office today. What. The. Fuck. You can hear it from far away and I have no idea who it is (my office is about 100 people). At the same time, this woman who just moved into the office about 50 feet away from me is listening to some pretty loud and pretty bad Indian music, and the woman whose office is only about 10 feet away from me is on the phone with her kids and talking to them in a baby voice (it would be cute, but she does this at least once a day, she’s loud, and the call lasts for a while).
Someone heated up fish in the microwave for some insane reason, and my boss is "working from home" but unable to answer a single email I've sent today.
Tonight there will be wine.
What is driving you crazy at work today?