I know I'm probably the only gay on here. The rest stay on the same sex wedding boards when TK really wants us all to be but can't actually say it.
Anyways, you know what's great about being a lesbian? After my wife sucks my pussy dry, and after I eat that sweet ass of her's, we go and get frozen yogurt. It's awesome.
This is inappropriate and I am offended. I have eaten a lot of pussy and no one has ever given me froyo after. Is that a perk of being a full fledged lesbian and not just bi? Did I lose my right to froyo by also sucking dick?
I know I'm probably the only gay on here. The rest stay on the same sex wedding boards when TK really wants us all to be but can't actually say it.
Anyways, you know what's great about being a lesbian? After my wife sucks my pussy dry, and after I eat that sweet ass of her's, we go and get frozen yogurt. It's awesome.
This is inappropriate and I am offended. I have eaten a lot of pussy and no one has ever given me froyo after. Is that a perk of being a full fledged lesbian and not just bi? Did I lose my right to froyo by also sucking dick?
I thought you only lost the right to custard after sucking dick? But by being bi you earn the right to use sprinkles.
Fucking for real, TK? There is always vulgar sex talk around here. @Vulgargirl clearly labeled the thread TMI, exactly what TOS were broken? XO Group is really doing a terrible job of not being homophobic twats when they selectively edit posts that talk about homosexuality.
WTF? So people can spew sexist garbage and pass it off as advice (not naming who specifically so I don't get accused of "following around and harassing"), but we can't talk about sex in a TMI thread?
I got warned for talking about sex with my wife despite there being a TMI warning on the page. But ya'll talk about your husband not getting wood, or ask about squirting, or discus vibrators, and how much you like riding cock and it's all cool.
Got. Gay sex is bad and dirty.
Not always true; remember how I got warned for talking about the time my husband playfully poked the back of my head with his peen because it was funny, even though it was pretty clearly a TMI thread? And how I'm reminding you that this is a thing that happened in our marriage right now because it's not shameful and anyone who thinks it is can get chapped lips kissing my butt? Yep!
Maybe I just throw off gay vibes. Would you do me, Vulgar?
The issue with this post is not the kind of sex that it describes, if the same language was used to describe hetero sex, it would have resulted in the same TOS violation. The violation occurred because the post gratuitously used inappropriate, graphic language. Members in the past who describe sex do not use language like this, which is why their posts were not removed.
If you have any further questions please PM @KnotHolly or myself.
I got warned for talking about sex with my wife despite there being a TMI warning on the page. But ya'll talk about your husband not getting wood, or ask about squirting, or discus vibrators, and how much you like riding cock and it's all cool.
Got. Gay sex is bad and dirty.
Literally ALL OF THE BOLDED THINGS have been discussed on this forum.
@knotholly@knotriley, please explain to us all why the description of a female orgasm is unacceptable/"vulgar"/a violation of TOS when the above things are not.
Don't give me "We can't catch every violation," either--there have been multi-page threads that go on for days about straight sex and "TMI" stuff, so it's not like explicit sex talk has been under the radar or difficult to flag, if it is in fact too vulgar for TK. But I don't think all sex talk is too vulgar. Just the kind that happens to be between two people of the same sex.
I wonder--what about sex among more than two people? Can we talk about fetishes? Orgies?
There has been a disturbing precedent of removing talk about gay sex (see also @larrygaga's post of a Louis CK sketch) and it is not okay.
Taken straight from the "TOS Clarifications" thread on June 2:
"Talking about sex is definitely allowed. We've seen the TMI threads, and these are acceptable since the title of the discussion lets everyone know what's in the thread. Everyone is aware that there is probably going to be some graphic language in the thread."
So what's the issue? What's the correct "language" to use before it becomes too "graphic"?
I'm just in for anything that has free food attached to it. If you throw in free booze, I'm really easy. It's one of the reasons I'm glad YouTube wasn't around when I was in High School. But seriously Froyo? I'm in. The Gay Agenda is working for me!
Also, really TK, it says TMI in the title. Don't knock on the door if you don't want to know what's inside!
Wasn't there a thread that started off talking about Birth Control and went into like 10 pages of all kinds of sex talk? Anal sex, cock rings, blow jobs, rim jobs. Didn't that thread get graphic? I don't remember it getting edited.And I'm pretty sure there was a poster who talked about using a cock ring on her wedding night or something. I think that poster got graphic in her description.
What's with the TOS Violation? This is clearly a TMI thread. That means that when things get sexual (Regardless of whether that sex involves a penis and a vagina or a vagina and a vagina) its ok, because there was a TMI warning.
So we can't say pussy. But, @afox007 said pussy and she didn't get warned/edited. Can only the straight girls say pussy?
Not gonna lie I feel a little bit like an ass hat that I can get away with saying pussy and @VulgarGirl can't. Especially since everything she said was 100% accurate eating pussy is amazing. Mostly because it tastes better an theres no chance of choking on it.
So we can't say pussy. But, @afox007 said pussy and she didn't get warned/edited. Can only the straight girls say pussy?
Not gonna lie I feel a little bit like an ass hat that I can get away with saying pussy and @VulgarGirl can't. Especially since everything she said was 100% accurate eating pussy is amazing. Mostly because it tastes better an theres no chance of choking on it.
How did I miss the thread about a man not being able to get/maintain an erection to engage in heterosexual activity with his wife? Oh wait, was that the thread that a mod posted then deleted using her mod powers?
So we can't say pussy. But, @afox007 said pussy and she didn't get warned/edited. Can only the straight girls say pussy?
Not gonna lie I feel a little bit like an ass hat that I can get away with saying pussy and @VulgarGirl can't. Especially since everything she said was 100% accurate eating pussy is amazing. Mostly because it tastes better an theres no chance of choking on it.
**Removed for TOS Violation**
I don't have a whole lot of lady-love experience. I've mostly been the second F in FFM threesomes. But let me tell you, the best cum I've ever had was when a chick was eating my pussy like it was slathered in froyo and doing some crazy finger thing while her husband fucked her hard from behind. I don't know how she could multi-task like that, but FUCK YES. I miss them.
Wasn't there a thread that started off talking about Birth Control and went into like 10 pages of all kinds of sex talk? Anal sex, cock rings, blow jobs, rim jobs. Didn't that thread get graphic? I don't remember it getting edited.And I'm pretty sure there was a poster who talked about using a cock ring on her wedding night or something. I think that poster got graphic in her description.
Yup, a lovely virgin bride had sex for the first time on her wedding night and her new (not virgin) husband used a cock ring. She went in to a lot of detail because she really enjoyed having penis-vagina sex with toys her her husband. I can't remember if she gave a TMI warning.
A few other posters have also given quite graphic descriptions of sex things, including discussing porn, masturbation, and peeing during oral sex.
Re: This thread is so gay (TMI)
WTF? So people can spew sexist garbage and pass it off as advice (not naming who specifically so I don't get accused of "following around and harassing"), but we can't talk about sex in a TMI thread?
Formerly martha1818
The issue with this post is not the kind of sex that it describes, if the same language was used to describe hetero sex, it would have resulted in the same TOS violation. The violation occurred because the post gratuitously used inappropriate, graphic language. Members in the past who describe sex do not use language like this, which is why their posts were not removed.
Taken straight from the "TOS Clarifications" thread on June 2:
"Talking about sex is definitely allowed. We've seen the TMI threads, and these are acceptable since the title of the discussion lets everyone know what's in the thread. Everyone is aware that there is probably going to be some graphic language in the thread."
So what's the issue? What's the correct "language" to use before it becomes too "graphic"?
Formerly martha1818
How did I miss the thread about a man not being able to get/maintain an erection to engage in heterosexual activity with his wife? Oh wait, was that the thread that a mod posted then deleted using her mod powers?
Yup, a lovely virgin bride had sex for the first time on her wedding night and her new (not virgin) husband used a cock ring. She went in to a lot of detail because she really enjoyed having penis-vagina sex with toys her her husband. I can't remember if she gave a TMI warning. A few other posters have also given quite graphic descriptions of sex things, including discussing porn, masturbation, and peeing during oral sex.