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This thread is so gay (TMI)

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Re: This thread is so gay (TMI)

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    Well, I'm not gay, but everyone knows how much I love them there gay wallets!  :)

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    WinstonsGirlWinstonsGirl member
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    Holy shit, you're gay??  ;)

    ETA - can't figure out TK stuff

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    VulgarGirlVulgarGirl member
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    Ahh.  Apparently school is getting in the way of TK.  

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    I know I'm probably the only gay on here. The rest stay on the same sex wedding boards when TK really wants us all to be but can't actually say it.


    Anyways, you know what's great about being a lesbian? After my wife sucks my pussy dry, and after I eat that sweet ass of her's, we go and get frozen yogurt. It's awesome.


    This is inappropriate and I am offended. I have eaten a lot of pussy and no one has ever given me froyo after. Is that a perk of being a full fledged lesbian and not just bi? Did I lose my right to froyo by also sucking dick?


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    afox007 said:
    I know I'm probably the only gay on here. The rest stay on the same sex wedding boards when TK really wants us all to be but can't actually say it.

    Anyways, you know what's great about being a lesbian? After my wife sucks my pussy dry, and after I eat that sweet ass of her's, we go and get frozen yogurt. It's awesome.


    This is inappropriate and I am offended. I have eaten a lot of pussy and no one has ever given me froyo after. Is that a perk of being a full fledged lesbian and not just bi? Did I lose my right to froyo by also sucking dick?
    I thought you only lost the right to custard after sucking dick? But by being bi you earn the right to use sprinkles. 
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    What about doeydo? I thought she kept talking about her wife/fiancee. 
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    VulgarGirlVulgarGirl member
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    MadHops21 said:
    What about doeydo? I thought she kept talking about her wife/fiancee. 
    @doeydo has a girlfriend. But ya know, straight people talk about their SOs all the time and it's not a thing.
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    edited July 2015
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    XXXplicit said:
    XO group is homophobic.

    I got warned for talking about sex with my wife despite there being a TMI warning on the page. But ya'll talk about your husband not getting wood, or ask about squirting, or discus vibrators, and how much you like riding cock and it's all cool. 

    Got. Gay sex is bad and dirty.
    Not always true; remember how I got warned for talking about the time my husband playfully poked the back of my head with his peen because it was funny, even though it was pretty clearly a TMI thread?
    And how I'm reminding you that this is a thing that happened in our marriage right now because it's not shameful and anyone who thinks it is can get chapped lips kissing my butt? Yep!

    Maybe I just throw off gay vibes. Would you do me, Vulgar?
    You so know I would.
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    KnotRileyKnotRiley admin
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    Hi all,

    The issue with this post is not the kind of sex that it describes, if the same language was used to describe hetero sex, it would have resulted in the same TOS violation. The violation occurred because the post gratuitously used inappropriate, graphic language. Members in the past who describe sex do not use language like this, which is why their posts were not removed.

    If you have any further questions please PM @KnotHolly or myself.
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    edited July 2015
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    So we can't say pussy. But, @afox007 said pussy and she didn't get warned/edited. Can only the straight girls say pussy?
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    I'm just in for anything that has free food attached to it. If you throw in free booze, I'm really easy. It's one of the reasons I'm glad YouTube wasn't around when I was in High School. But seriously Froyo? I'm in. The Gay Agenda is working for me!

    Also, really TK, it says TMI in the title. Don't knock on the door if you don't want to know what's inside!
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    edited July 2015
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    What's with the TOS Violation?  This is clearly a TMI thread.  That means that when things get sexual (Regardless of whether that sex involves a penis and a vagina or a vagina and a vagina) its ok, because there was a TMI warning. 

    Put it back @KnotRiley

                                               

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    edited July 2015
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    VulgarGirlVulgarGirl member
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    XXXplicit said:
    afox007 said:
    So we can't say pussy. But, @afox007 said pussy and she didn't get warned/edited. Can only the straight girls say pussy?
    Not gonna lie I feel a little bit like an ass hat that I can get away with saying pussy and @VulgarGirl can't. Especially since everything she said was 100% accurate eating pussy is amazing. Mostly because it tastes better an theres no chance of choking on it. 

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    I think you should send her a gift card.
    A gift card for froyo.
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    yogapantsyogapants member
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    **Removed for TOS Violation**
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    HeatherKatHeatherKat member
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    afox007 said:
    So we can't say pussy. But, @afox007 said pussy and she didn't get warned/edited. Can only the straight girls say pussy?
    Not gonna lie I feel a little bit like an ass hat that I can get away with saying pussy and @VulgarGirl can't. Especially since everything she said was 100% accurate eating pussy is amazing. Mostly because it tastes better an theres no chance of choking on it. 

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    I don't have a whole lot of lady-love experience. I've mostly been the second F in FFM threesomes. But let me tell you, the best cum I've ever had was when a chick was eating my pussy like it was slathered in froyo and doing some crazy finger thing while her husband fucked her hard from behind. I don't know how she could multi-task like that, but FUCK YES. I miss them. 

    *edited. now with extra sass!*
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    pinkcow13 said:
    Wasn't there a thread that started off talking about Birth Control and went into like 10 pages of all kinds of sex talk? Anal sex, cock rings, blow jobs, rim jobs. Didn't that thread get graphic? I don't remember it getting edited.And I'm pretty sure there was a poster who talked about using a cock ring on her wedding night or something. I think that poster got graphic in her description.

    Yup, a lovely virgin bride had sex for the first time on her wedding night and her new (not virgin) husband used a cock ring. She went in to a lot of detail because she really enjoyed having penis-vagina sex with toys her her husband. I can't remember if she gave a TMI warning. A few other posters have also given quite graphic descriptions of sex things, including discussing porn, masturbation, and peeing during oral sex.

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