It only counts against your straight-ness if it's more than one finger. I totally get where your husband is coming from, though. I thought I was gay once.
This is childish; you're adults and people are asking for you, but you refuse to answer and delete like crazy. And it's very clear there is homophobia alive and well and protected on here.
You should be ashamed.
Totes no homophobia here - you can post pics of graphic vagina cakes here! Just not penis ones. See? Totally lesbionic (I dunno if that's even an adjective?)
There really should be some transparency in place. I keep seeing *removed for TOS violation*, but there is never an indicator of who removed it or, more importantly, WHY it was removed. We just have to guess at what we are allowed to talk about.
So we can't say pussy. But, @afox007 said pussy and she didn't get warned/edited. Can only the straight girls say pussy?
Perhaps we should list off all the slang for vagina and penis so we can see which ones are TK-approved. @VulgarGirl make sure you post everything all us straights post so we can verify which slang can be used to discuss hetero sex and which can be used for lesbian sex.
Vagina - pussy, vaj, va-jay-jay, cunt, portal of entry
Penis - dick, cock, peen, pork sword
This is childish; you're adults and people are asking for you, but you refuse to answer and delete like crazy. And it's very clear there is homophobia alive and well and protected on here.
You should be ashamed.
Totes no homophobia here - you can post pics of graphic vagina cakes here! Just not penis ones. See? Totally lesbionic (I dunno if that's even an adjective?)
YAY PUSSY! NOT YAY THAT VULGAR CAN'T TALK ABOUT PUSSY.
Y'all. FI ate my pussy for the first time ever the other day. He's begged for me to let him for almost two years. Finally he just ... did it, and goddamn.
Y'all. It was mindblowing. I don't know why I held out for so long. I used to say it was because I didn't suck dick, but I actually quite enjoy sucking FI's dick, so I don't even have a reason anymore. My toes literally curled. And then we 69ed. Ahmayzing. And then he fucked me so hard. Y'all don't know what you're missing, if you don't let him eat pussy. I sure didn't. I was a damn noodle for a week.
He gives me all the -gasms. Foodgasms? Check. Sexgasms? Check. Nerdgasms? Check. The man is perfect. Oh, AND, he's bi. Which, DUH, means he can help me shop for cute sheets AND help me cum all over them when we get home. (That's how being bi works, right?)
Maybe I should loan him out to the KGs. They might get some and relax a bit.
YAY PUSSY! NOT YAY THAT VULGAR CAN'T TALK ABOUT PUSSY.
Y'all. FI ate my pussy for the first time ever the other day. He's begged for me to let him for almost two years. Finally he just ... did it, and goddamn.
Y'all. It was mindblowing. I don't know why I held out for so long. I used to say it was because I didn't suck dick, but I actually quite enjoy sucking FI's dick, so I don't even have a reason anymore. My toes literally curled. And then we 69ed. Ahmayzing. And then he fucked me so hard. Y'all don't know what you're missing, if you don't let him eat pussy. I sure didn't. I was a damn noodle for a week.
He gives me all the -gasms. Foodgasms? Check. Sexgasms? Check. Nerdgasms? Check. The man is perfect. Oh, AND, he's bi. Which, DUH, means he can help me shop for cute sheets AND help me cum all over them when we get home. (That's how being bi works, right?)
Maybe I should loan him out to the KGs. They might get some and relax a bit.
Do you enjoy the 69? I'm kind of torn on it. My husband's always begging me to sit on his face, he loves that, but I really prefer being on the bottom where I can suck his cock perform fellatio and maybe do a little rimming play with his ass a bit at the same time. I do find that I get pretty intently focused on him and kind of zone out on him eating my pussy going down on me, but hey, it's all good.
YAY PUSSY! NOT YAY THAT VULGAR CAN'T TALK ABOUT PUSSY.
Y'all. FI ate my pussy for the first time ever the other day. He's begged for me to let him for almost two years. Finally he just ... did it, and goddamn.
Y'all. It was mindblowing. I don't know why I held out for so long. I used to say it was because I didn't suck dick, but I actually quite enjoy sucking FI's dick, so I don't even have a reason anymore. My toes literally curled. And then we 69ed. Ahmayzing. And then he fucked me so hard. Y'all don't know what you're missing, if you don't let him eat pussy. I sure didn't. I was a damn noodle for a week.
He gives me all the -gasms. Foodgasms? Check. Sexgasms? Check. Nerdgasms? Check. The man is perfect. Oh, AND, he's bi. Which, DUH, means he can help me shop for cute sheets AND help me cum all over them when we get home. (That's how being bi works, right?)
Maybe I should loan him out to the KGs. They might get some and relax a bit.
I used to be so Eh about having a guy eat my pussy. Then a male friend said it was because the guys I was with didn't know what they were doing and I was all LOLOL okay sure.
No, but seriously. Being with a guy (or woman, don't want to be hetero normative here) who knows how to fucking eat a pussy makes it a completely different experience.
I once tried to rescue a feral pussy who had a rectal prolapse, which is just what it sounds like - this little puss's butthole was turned inside out, guts coming all out the butt. Trapped her and took her to an emergency vet for surgery, which cost me $1200 and is the reason I have a CareCredit card (paid off, thankfully). She made it through the surgery but died in recovery. It was traumatic for me, I was hysterical when they told me. That little puss was just 5 weeks old and all she knew her whole life was pain. I never even got to pet my little feral pussy.
YAY PUSSY! NOT YAY THAT VULGAR CAN'T TALK ABOUT PUSSY.
Y'all. FI ate my pussy for the first time ever the other day. He's begged for me to let him for almost two years. Finally he just ... did it, and goddamn.
Y'all. It was mindblowing. I don't know why I held out for so long. I used to say it was because I didn't suck dick, but I actually quite enjoy sucking FI's dick, so I don't even have a reason anymore. My toes literally curled. And then we 69ed. Ahmayzing. And then he fucked me so hard. Y'all don't know what you're missing, if you don't let him eat pussy. I sure didn't. I was a damn noodle for a week.
He gives me all the -gasms. Foodgasms? Check. Sexgasms? Check. Nerdgasms? Check. The man is perfect. Oh, AND, he's bi. Which, DUH, means he can help me shop for cute sheets AND help me cum all over them when we get home. (That's how being bi works, right?)
Maybe I should loan him out to the KGs. They might get some and relax a bit.
Do you enjoy the 69? I'm kind of torn on it. My husband's always begging me to sit on his face, he loves that, but I really prefer being on the bottom where I can suck his cock perform fellatio and maybe do a little rimming play with his ass a bit at the same time. I do find that I get pretty intently focused on him and kind of zone out on him eating my pussy going down on me, but hey, it's all good.
I'm kind of the opposite. I get so distracted by the rockstar pussy eating that I kind of forget about the fact that I'm also supposed to be sucking his cock. It generally just bounces off my nose while I'm focused on me. Sorry, H.
YAY PUSSY! NOT YAY THAT VULGAR CAN'T TALK ABOUT PUSSY.
Y'all. FI ate my pussy for the first time ever the other day. He's begged for me to let him for almost two years. Finally he just ... did it, and goddamn.
Y'all. It was mindblowing. I don't know why I held out for so long. I used to say it was because I didn't suck dick, but I actually quite enjoy sucking FI's dick, so I don't even have a reason anymore. My toes literally curled. And then we 69ed. Ahmayzing. And then he fucked me so hard. Y'all don't know what you're missing, if you don't let him eat pussy. I sure didn't. I was a damn noodle for a week.
He gives me all the -gasms. Foodgasms? Check. Sexgasms? Check. Nerdgasms? Check. The man is perfect. Oh, AND, he's bi. Which, DUH, means he can help me shop for cute sheets AND help me cum all over them when we get home. (That's how being bi works, right?)
Maybe I should loan him out to the KGs. They might get some and relax a bit.
Do you enjoy the 69? I'm kind of torn on it. My husband's always begging me to sit on his face, he loves that, but I really prefer being on the bottom where I can suck his cock perform fellatio and maybe do a little rimming play with his ass a bit at the same time. I do find that I get pretty intently focused on him and kind of zone out on him eating my pussy going down on me, but hey, it's all good.
My FI's serious GF before me wouldn't let him go down on her. The first night that we were together, he was all "is that okay". Yep, I don't discriminate on how you want to get me off.
If you are going to 69, I recommend from the side depending on height differentials. It makes things much easier.
YAY PUSSY! NOT YAY THAT VULGAR CAN'T TALK ABOUT PUSSY.
Y'all. FI ate my pussy for the first time ever the other day. He's begged for me to let him for almost two years. Finally he just ... did it, and goddamn.
Y'all. It was mindblowing. I don't know why I held out for so long. I used to say it was because I didn't suck dick, but I actually quite enjoy sucking FI's dick, so I don't even have a reason anymore. My toes literally curled. And then we 69ed. Ahmayzing. And then he fucked me so hard. Y'all don't know what you're missing, if you don't let him eat pussy. I sure didn't. I was a damn noodle for a week.
He gives me all the -gasms. Foodgasms? Check. Sexgasms? Check. Nerdgasms? Check. The man is perfect. Oh, AND, he's bi. Which, DUH, means he can help me shop for cute sheets AND help me cum all over them when we get home. (That's how being bi works, right?)
Maybe I should loan him out to the KGs. They might get some and relax a bit.
Do you enjoy the 69? I'm kind of torn on it. My husband's always begging me to sit on his face, he loves that, but I really prefer being on the bottom where I can suck his cock perform fellatio and maybe do a little rimming play with his ass a bit at the same time. I do find that I get pretty intently focused on him and kind of zone out on him eating my pussy going down on me, but hey, it's all good.
I do actually. It was a little awkward at first, but FI has always been very good at "distracting" me, so once he got going it was easier.
Plus then I felt like I was reciprocating. Which made it even better. I always get wet and wound up giving blowjobs, even when I'm on my period and don't get any back.
YAY PUSSY! NOT YAY THAT VULGAR CAN'T TALK ABOUT PUSSY.
Y'all. FI ate my pussy for the first time ever the other day. He's begged for me to let him for almost two years. Finally he just ... did it, and goddamn.
Y'all. It was mindblowing. I don't know why I held out for so long. I used to say it was because I didn't suck dick, but I actually quite enjoy sucking FI's dick, so I don't even have a reason anymore. My toes literally curled. And then we 69ed. Ahmayzing. And then he fucked me so hard. Y'all don't know what you're missing, if you don't let him eat pussy. I sure didn't. I was a damn noodle for a week.
He gives me all the -gasms. Foodgasms? Check. Sexgasms? Check. Nerdgasms? Check. The man is perfect. Oh, AND, he's bi. Which, DUH, means he can help me shop for cute sheets AND help me cum all over them when we get home. (That's how being bi works, right?)
Maybe I should loan him out to the KGs. They might get some and relax a bit.
I used to be so Eh about having a guy eat my pussy. Then a male friend said it was because the guys I was with didn't know what they were doing and I was all LOLOL okay sure.
No, but seriously. Being with a guy (or woman, don't want to be hetero normative here) who knows how to fucking eat a pussy makes it a completely different experience.
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUP. My last partner (FI's only the second) didn't know JACK about my pussy. He still had his v-card too and, essentially, made me a very good actress with a lot of secret toys.
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Like....a spin off thread? Like...the one that exists that is a spin off from the decortating thread? Spin off threads are not allowed?
So cock rings can be talked about. Vagina cakes can be posted. Peeing in your SOs mouth can be discussed. But women talking about their own orgasms is where we draw the line?
We have allowed TMI posts in the past, but none of those posts have ever used graphic language to this extent. The original post on this thread was found to be a violation of the TOS as it used this graphic language gratuitously, which is also why other posts on this thread have been flagged and removed. We've received multiple reports from users about this discussion.
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Thank you.
Why don't you take two minutes to actually make a list like we've been asking if it offends you so much? I flat-out don't believe you. You have been nothing but shifty since you got on here, and you don't even try to establish any real communication on here. You also defend truly offensive things but remove so-called potty words.
Come on, Holly - TALK TO US. Like a person. For once! At least Riley used to try to do that, you've never bothered.
It really is nothing but word salad from Holly, isn't it? Gratuitous! Negative environment! Vulgar! TOS violation!
Guise, I figured it out--Holly is an actual robot!
Also, please note that we at TK are TOTALLY FINE with you being gay, but do you really have to talk about it so much? We don't care if you're gay as long as you aren't in our faces about it - like don't just make out in public, you know? Have some decency! And if someone suggests that you bring your gayness up excessively, well, maybe you should consider how you're presenting yourself. That's all we're saying!
Please let us know if you have any more questions, and we'll make sure that we never get back to you.
Well, despite the fact that this thread just might close soon, I'm gonna say I basically don't let FI go down there. Idk if he just isn't good at it (neither of us has ever been with anyone else, so...) or if I just don't like it, but it's never done anything for me. It sounds like I'm missing out! I guess I need to give him some tips! lol
Please note that we at TK are TOTALLY FINE with you being gay, but do you really have to talk about it so much? We don't care if you're gay as long as you aren't in our faces about it - like don't just make out in public, you know? Have some decency! And if someone suggests that you bring your gayness up excessively, well, maybe you should consider how you're presenting yourself. That's all we're saying!
Please let us know if you have any more questions, and we'll make sure that we never get back to you.
Thanks, and happy Knotting.
I mean, we have a WHOLE BOARD where you could talk about the gay thing. Maybe you could just keep your gayness contained there so it doesn't contaminate the other, straighter and therefore more marketable, boards.
We have allowed TMI posts in the past, but none of those posts have ever used graphic language to this extent. The original post on this thread was found to be a violation of the TOS as it used this graphic language gratuitously, which is also why other posts on this thread have been flagged and removed. We've received multiple reports from users about this discussion.
Please note that if these kinds of posts continue on this thread, it will be closed. Please also note that creating other threads in direct response to this one will be grounds for warning, and will also be removed.
Thank you.
Uhh...if this were a democracy and "multiple users" reporting something meant fuck-all, I am 1000% sure that several regular posters on these boards would've been banned by now.
**Removed for TOS Violation**
ETA: As part of our ongoing efforts to figure out WTF is allowed anymore, a head's up: the word "prude" is apparently a personal attack. Also, don't call anyone out when their behavior is appalling. That's totes not okay.
Re: This thread is so gay (TMI)
Totes no homophobia here - you can post pics of graphic vagina cakes here! Just not penis ones. See? Totally lesbionic (I dunno if that's even an adjective?)
ETA: Forgot my sarcasm font
Formerly martha1818
Perhaps we should list off all the slang for vagina and penis so we can see which ones are TK-approved. @VulgarGirl make sure you post everything all us straights post so we can verify which slang can be used to discuss hetero sex and which can be used for lesbian sex. Vagina - pussy, vaj, va-jay-jay, cunt, portal of entry Penis - dick, cock, peen, pork sword
(this story is 100% true)
Thank you.
Please let us know if you have any more questions, and we'll make sure that we never get back to you.
Thanks, and happy Knotting.