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  • I'm just curious why you set up an account after you were married..  
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: AYG : [QUOTE]In Response to Re: AYG : No worries there... expired bride doesn't have that "cutesy" ring to it.  It makes me think of the Grim Reaper in a wedding dress.   Haha, really? I thought it was an appropriate description for my status. I did not intend to be the Bride of Frankenstein or anything. I didn't want anyhing generic with letters and/or numbers either.
    Posted by expiredbride[/QUOTE]
    That's ok. There was a reg here with the sn of undyingmizery. How depressing. Expired bride is not as bad IMHO
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  • I flame the use of "le sigh." That's just annoying.
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    [QUOTE]I think Sparent posts from her phone. My phone autocorrects all sorts of stuff. I sent my H a text, asking if he wanted white rice with his Chinese food. Instead, I asked if he wanted whore rides with his Chinese food.  I don't understand her lack of punctuation, though.
    Posted by specialk84[/QUOTE]

    Oh, God. That is hilarious.

    I was texting my dad sometime last year, and we were joking around. He doesn't like foul language or obscenity of any kind. (I don't know how we could be so different.) I tried to say "I'm going to kick your butt." and I typed a U instead of an I. My phone autocorrected the message, so what actually ended up coming out was "I'm going to fuuck your butt."

    He was mortified, and so was I. I tried to explain autocorrect, but he didn't really understand and was a bit weird with me for quite some time afterwards.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: AYG : Oh, God. That is hilarious. I was texting my dad sometime last year, and we were joking around. He doesn't like foul language or obscenity of any kind. (I don't know how we could be so different.) I tried to say "I'm going to kick your butt." and I typed a U instead of an I. My phone autocorrected the message, so what actually ended up coming out was "I'm going to fuuck your butt." He was mortified, and so was I. I tried to explain autocorrect, but he didn't really understand and was a bit weird with me for quite some time afterwards.
    Posted by KarleeKrause35[/QUOTE]
    I'm crying now. 
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  • OMG Karlee that is hilarious!
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: AYG : Oh, God. That is hilarious. I was texting my dad sometime last year, and we were joking around. He doesn't like foul language or obscenity of any kind. (I don't know how we could be so different.) I tried to say "I'm going to kick your butt." and I typed a U instead of an I. My phone autocorrected the message, so what actually ended up coming out was "I'm going to fuuck your butt." He was mortified, and so was I. I tried to explain autocorrect, but he didn't really understand and was a bit weird with me for quite some time afterwards.
    Posted by KarleeKrause35[/QUOTE]

    <div>HA.  This is why I'm glad my phone doesn't have autocorrect.  Or maybe it does and I just have it turned off, I'm not sure.  But either way, I always type out complete words when I text, and I proofread before I hit send.  But I'm a bit neurotic like that.  </div>
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  • Karlee, I sent my dad a link to Damn You Autocorrect. Before that, he could not believe that people didn't actually mean to write stuff like that.

    He heard about the whore ride, and he genuinely got mad at my phone.

    FWIW, my name is Katherine, and my phone corrects it to "majestic." I'm cool with that.
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    [QUOTE]I flame the use of "le sigh." That's just annoying.
    Posted by specialk84[/QUOTE]

    <div>I almost flamed myself for that one.  A coirker just used it, and now it's stuck in my head.  It reminds me of Pepe le Pew.  </div>
  • OMG Karlee, that's awesome.

    Special, my phone autocorrects my name to Data and Michaels brothers have started intentionally calling me Data, so now it's autocorrecting to Database. Majestic is way cooler than database.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: AYG : Oh, God. That is hilarious. I was texting my dad sometime last year, and we were joking around. He doesn't like foul language or obscenity of any kind. (I don't know how we could be so different.) I tried to say "I'm going to kick your butt." and I typed a U instead of an I. My phone autocorrected the message, so what actually ended up coming out was "I'm going to fuuck your butt." He was mortified, and so was I. I tried to explain autocorrect, but he didn't really understand and was a bit weird with me for quite some time afterwards.
    Posted by KarleeKrause35[/QUOTE]

    Yeah... that's pretty effin hilarious.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: AYG : HA.  This is why I'm glad my phone doesn't have autocorrect.  Or maybe it does and I just have it turned off, I'm not sure.  But either way, I always type out complete words when I text, and I proofread before I hit send.  But I'm a bit neurotic like that.  
    Posted by LP11509[/QUOTE]

    I believe you can turn it off on iphones. Unfortunately I have never been able to get the hang of typing on them, and so my texts would make even less sense if I did turn it off.
    I didn't notice what had happened until he called me and said "PARDON?" It was horrible.
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    [QUOTE]OMG Karlee, that's awesome. Special, my phone autocorrects my name to Data and Michaels brothers have started intentionally calling me Data, so now it's autocorrecting to Database. Majestic is way cooler than database.
    Posted by dmiller9274[/QUOTE]

    Fi's BFF's phone autocorrected(is that a word?) my name to Sticky once and now I am known as Sticky.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: AYG : Fi's BFF's phone autocorrected(is that a word?) my name to Sticky once and now I am known as Sticky.
    Posted by DodgersBride[/QUOTE]
    It's so funny the words it decides to correct. You have a pretty common name so I'm surprised it changes it. At Christmas my phone kept autocorrecting Merry to Nerdy but I didn't fix it because I thought it was funny. 
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  • HA!  Karlee that's the best autocorrect ever. I can imagine you trying to explain autocorrect and your dad side-eying you and being all "...uh huh."

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  • Random flame: Toothpastechica. I think she sometimes posts here. The woman has  yet to give out a decent piece of advice, and seems unable to divide her wall o' bad advice into paragraphs. I want to look away, but it's like a train wreck.
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    [QUOTE]Random flame: Toothpastechica. I think she sometimes posts here. The woman has  yet to give out a decent piece of advice, and seems unable to divide her wall o' bad advice into paragraphs. I want to look away, but it's like a train wreck.
    Posted by specialk84[/QUOTE]

    <div>I just saw that on E.  Holy run on and emphasis on the "toooooooo."  </div>
  • Ok, I know this thread died forever ago, but I just had to say that "thundercunt" and the dad autocorrect quite literally has me cackling on the bus. The person sitting net to me got up and moved. No exaggeration.
  • Newbie here. I flame HermosaHearts. From calling people "fatties" to wanting to sleep with a married man, she's really starting to piss me off over at Wedding Woes.
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    [QUOTE]Newbie here. I flame HermosaHearts. From calling people "fatties" to wanting to sleep with a married man, she's really starting to piss me off over at Wedding Woes.
    Posted by KatoNorway[/QUOTE]

    I have no idea who this is, and I don't care one bit about WW.

    I flame expiredbride's inability to quote something properly.  I don't get why it's diffcult.

    And that's all I've got, which is probably good, since this died hours ago, but IDGAF.

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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: AYG : I just went and looked and in the post about Cruise weddings she spelled "their" wrong by switching the i and e.  At first you'd think that she just had a typo, but then you keep reading it and she spells it wrong 4 times.  I don't think she was ever taught<strong> "i before e ,except after c."</strong>...cause she also misspelled foreign and marriage. 
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