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  • BecW2beBecW2be
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    [QUOTE]Why are we not welcoming this person? Is she crazy? I like crazy.
    Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

    I think she should pay us $150 to cover her plate before we welcome her.
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    Wait. Did we determine that the vag garden would, in fact, be hairless? If so, I'm so in.
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  • aprovencher21aprovencher21
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Hey all!!! : Besides being an asshole-ish cuntface, I'm a married hag. You don't like married hags do you? Does that mean we can't be friends?
    Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

    Shiit Cew you're married....I rescind my friendship off. 
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  • aral2003aral2003 member
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Hey all!!! : Besides being an asshole-ish cuntface, I'm a married hag. You don't like married hags do you? Does that mean we can't be friends?
    Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

    Most of my bridesmaids, including my matron of honor, are married and have been for a few years. 
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  • jasmineh7777jasmineh7777
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    Oh! I'm a married hag to now! I mean...*sad voice* I'm a married hag too now.
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    Well, if it means that I can get the approval of you bitches, I can get a divorce. Your approval is that important to me.
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  • katiewhompuskatiewhompus member
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    Calm down Cher, jeeez, just Calm.Down.

    I want to give you the benefit of the doubt that you just made a stupid post Aral, but that was a really stupid post so it's hard to move on. I do find it interesting that after getting blasted on E you come over here though...that's a bit suspicious in my mind.

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  • aprovencher21aprovencher21
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Hey all!!! : Are you calling me a troll?
    Posted by betrothed123[/QUOTE]

    I will give you points if you share more wedding photos.  Fingers crossed....pretty pretty please.
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  • betrothed123betrothed123
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    You're right, Ang.  I should have stolen some PB pics to make it less obvious ::looks at sig:: oh wait.

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    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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  • aprovencher21aprovencher21
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    [QUOTE]SETTLE DOWN APROVE WHOA NELLY! :p
    Posted by ricksang[/QUOTE]

    I know.  I'm all riled up......
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  • npasquale16npasquale16
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_hey-3?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:bdde32f2-bc6c-411e-94dd-54a003ba66f6Post:2676dbce-6a2f-43a7-8e2c-60002069ac85">Re: Hey all!!!</a>:
    [QUOTE]Yes there is beer, boobs, and chocolate in the vag garden.
    Posted by ricksang[/QUOTE]
    You forgot fresh vaggies.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Hey all!!! : Most of my bridesmaids, including my matron of honor, are married and have been for a few years. 
    Posted by aral2003[/QUOTE]

    Awesome. So, now that we've got the married hag thing out of the way, how do you feel about dildos?
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  • ricksangricksang member
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    Cew, yes. We already established that hair is unless.
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  • aprovencher21aprovencher21
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Hey all!!! : I think she should pay us $150 to cover her plate before we welcome her.
    Posted by BecW2be[/QUOTE]

    HAHA Since she's getting married at such a sophisticated place in Saratoga.
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  • aprovencher21aprovencher21
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    [QUOTE]Wait. Did we determine that the vag garden would, in fact, be hairless? If so, I'm so in.
    Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

    Yes because like you I'm skeeved by pubes.  I certainly don't mix pubes and beer.  Icky.
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  • jasmineh7777jasmineh7777
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    Is the vag gardens in Florida? Because I want to vacation somewhere warm.
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  • ricksangricksang member
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    Fresh vags are implied.
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  • aral2003aral2003 member
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Hey all!!! : Awesome. So, now that we've got the married hag thing out of the way, how do you feel about dildos?
    Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

    I'm a fan.... you?
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    [QUOTE]Cew, yes. We already established that hair is unless.
    Posted by ricksang[/QUOTE]

    That's awesome. Can we have cake at this vag garden too? I'm picturing the vag garden as something similar to that candy garden in Charlie and the Chocolate factory.
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  • ricksangricksang member
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    No Fl. has too many hurricanes!
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  • SarahPLizSarahPLiz member
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    Actually, I think the biggest idiot in that thread was ShanaFry, but OP did not do herself any favors. 
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  • aprovencher21aprovencher21
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    [QUOTE]Cew, yes. We already established that hair is unless.
    Posted by ricksang[/QUOTE]

    Exactly.....just like men's nipples.  Though Cew tried to convince me that's where men's babies come from.
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  • betrothed123betrothed123
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    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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  • aral2003aral2003 member
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Hey all!!! : HAHA Since she's getting married at such a sophisticated place in Saratoga.
    Posted by aprovencher21[/QUOTE]

    Why the hate?
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  • ricksangricksang member
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    Hey, when did I become the leader of the vag garden?
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Hey all!!! : I'm a fan.... you?
    Posted by aral2003[/QUOTE]

    Oh sure. So, what do you want to talk about?
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  • aprovencher21aprovencher21
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    [QUOTE]Actually, I think the biggest idiot in that thread was ShanaFry, but OP did not do herself any favors. 
    Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]

    I concur.  Act like a LADY Sarah.
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  • npasquale16npasquale16
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    [QUOTE]Fresh vags are implied.
    Posted by ricksang[/QUOTE]
    Okay, good.  i was afraid I'd get stuck with the day olds.
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  • ricksangricksang member
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    Okay let me go skim this thread.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Hey all!!! : You move your curser to the right hand side of the screen and move the big rectangle up a little bit.  Then you move your eyes toward the sky slightly and ta da you have looked up.
    Posted by betrothed123[/QUOTE]

    I love you.
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