Let's let off some steam. GIFs encouraged.
One of the staff members in my office always says hello to everyone as he walks by. Today, he said hello and then stopped. But he doesn't actually have anything to say.
I was working, but I asked him how he was. Good. But then he wouldn't leave. He takes a long pause and then comes out with this gem: "Have you ever seen the way you walk?" Nope, can't usually see myself. He then proceeds to set all his stuff on my desk, and impersonate the way I walk to make fun of me. And then just stood there. It was the most awkward 30 seconds (today) (so far).
Who has been rude to you today, snark friends?