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    anna.oskaranna.oskar member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_open-letters-4?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:8ad154cd-9c86-4442-afa5-58eda18cbeabPost:cd9ca2f4-263d-424f-a49a-c6886499d7d9">Re: Open Letters</a>:
    [QUOTE]Ah, Hammer pants. Speaking of pants, I saw a Zubaz kiosk in the mall this weekend.  You can get a pair for 30 bucks.  So uh... you're over-paying for pants that make you look like a dumbass.  Congrats.
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    all we've got is a hookah kiosk, those pushy hand lotion people, and other non Zubaz stuff.

    Bummer
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    [QUOTE]When I was 12 I almost blew out my knee dancing to MC Hammer.
    Posted by dmiller9274[/QUOTE]

    When I was 12, I was writing a book. All my BSC-ness was taken out on the computer. I should have just taken a hammer to it and called it a day.

    And holy huge pants. I'd get lost in those things.  
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    marateamaratea member
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open Letters : Is it next to the crocs kiosk?  Because I feel like they'd go together swimmingly.
    Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

    This "fashion" combination would cause my head to explode. Or spontaneously combust.
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    dmiller9274dmiller9274 member
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open Letters : But the important thing is....DID YOU LIVE IN MISSOURI?!
    Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]
    Nope and now I need to google if I could have gone to jail for assaulting myself wearing hideous pants. I love TK, I learn really important stuff every day!
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    kd.josephkd.joseph
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    [QUOTE]Ah, Hammer pants. Speaking of pants, I saw a Zubaz kiosk in the mall this weekend.  You can get a pair for 30 bucks.  So uh... you're over-paying for pants that make you look like a dumbass.  Congrats.
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    But have you seen the new pajama jeans being sold on T.V. right now?

    It combines the comfort of pj's but looks like jeans!!
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    mgmlovemgmlove
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    Dear Hormones

    I need you to calm the F*UCK down. Stop making me randomly cry or over-react to stupid stuff. The roller coaster you are forcing me to ride is really getting old. Please go away and don't come back until never.

    Thank you kindly,
    Me
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    marateamaratea member
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    Dmiller- if you ever wear hammer pants, I will be forced to place you under arrest.


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    beatlesgirl25beatlesgirl25
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open Letters : all we've got is a hookah kiosk, those pushy hand lotion people, and other non Zubaz stuff. Bummer
    Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]

    Me too, why don't I have access to the Zubaz? We also have this meathead in our mall with a gym membership kiosk, and every time you pass by he accosts you and tells you that you need to go to the gym. Not the best sales tactic. I hate him.



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    dmiller9274dmiller9274 member
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    [QUOTE]Dmiller- if you ever wear hammer pants, I will be forced to place you under arrest.
    Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]
    Ha, I'm 98% sure my hammer pants days are behind me. Although, I think somewhere around 4th grade I had a pair of hot pink paisley hammer pants. I rocked that shiit back in the day :)
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    mgmlovemgmlove
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open Letters : But have you seen the new pajama jeans being sold on T.V. right now? It combines the comfort of pj's but looks like jeans!!
    Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]

    When I read this I thought these sound horrible

    <a href="https://www.pajamajeans.com/flare/next?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=PJOfficial&etag=pjx&gclid=CMqI0vLe_aUCFQS7KgodwHZOpQ">https://www.pajamajeans.com/flare/next?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=PJOfficial&etag=pjx&gclid=CMqI0vLe_aUCFQS7KgodwHZOpQ</a>

    But they're kind of cute and would be great for traveling (long car/airplane rides).
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    AllAboutTheBenjaminAllAboutTheBenjamin member
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    Crocs are just... ugh, no.

    I don't understand the Zubaz thing at all.  Like man, if you really want Zubaz, dig 'em out of your closet.  Or go to the thrift store and pay 30 bucks for 30 pairs, not 30 bucks for one pair.

    I went to high school with kid who wore Zubaz all the time... I honest to God am not sure if they just were poor and couldn't afford more clothes (in which case that is really sad) or if he wore them all the time just to mess with people.  He was one of those people who liked to make people uncomfortable just because he thought it was funny.  Hmm. 

    Pajama jeans are ridic.  I will verbally assault anyone I see wearing them.
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    AnysunriseAnysunrise member
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    I bought new PJs last night. I love them.
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    J&K10910J&K10910 member
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    I went to high school with a kid who wore his pants (yes even jeans) backwards every day.  Then when you asked him why his pants were on backwards, he said "What pants?  Those are a hologram.  I'm not wearing any pants."  He was interesting.

    And also, I'm amused and saddened at 1of's sudden departure.  You should totally come 'fess up, whoever you are.

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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open Letters : When I read this I thought these sound horrible <a href="https://www.pajamajeans.com/flare/next?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=PJOfficial&etag=pjx&gclid=CMqI0vLe_aUCFQS7KgodwHZOpQ" rel="nofollow">https://www.pajamajeans.com/flare/next?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=PJOfficial&etag=pjx&gclid=CMqI0vLe_aUCFQS7KgodwHZOpQ</a> But they're kind of cute and would be great for traveling (long car/airplane rides).
    Posted by mgmlove[/QUOTE]

    I love the part about 'smooth, butt-lifting design'.  Ha.

    And I did see someone in jeggings last weekend.  I really did lol too.
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    K&J64K&J64 member
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    [QUOTE]Crocs are just... ugh, no. I don't understand the Zubaz thing at all.  Like man, if you really want Zubaz, dig 'em out of your closet.  Or go to the thrift store and pay 30 bucks for 30 pairs, not 30 bucks for one pair. I went to high school with kid who wore Zubaz all the time... I honest to God am not sure if they just were poor and couldn't afford more clothes (in which case that is really sad) or if he wore them all the time just to mess with people.  He was one of those people who liked to make people uncomfortable just because he thought it was funny.  Hmm.  Pajama jeans are ridic.  I will verbally assault anyone I see wearing them.
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]


    Wait I'm sorry... People are wearing Zubaz again??? Why? And how do we get them to stop? I haven't seen this, and I don't think it will make it's way to NJ, hopefully.

    The resurgence of 80s fashion lately makes me want to vomit.

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    anna.oskaranna.oskar member
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    [QUOTE]And also, I'm amused and saddened at 1of's sudden departure.  You should totally come 'fess up, whoever you are.
    Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

    indeed.  And right before Christmas too.

    Merry christmas!
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    [QUOTE]I went to high school with a kid who wore his pants (yes even jeans) backwards every day.  Then when you asked him why his pants were on backwards, he said "What pants?  Those are a hologram.  I'm not wearing any pants."  He was interesting. And also, I'm amused and saddened at 1of's sudden departure.  You should totally come 'fess up, whoever you are.
    Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

    I wonder if he was related to the kid in my HS who talked to his wallet and wore sunglasses and his grandpa's old hearing aid and tried to convince everyone that he was in the Secret Service. I bet they're cousins.
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    AllAboutTheBenjaminAllAboutTheBenjamin member
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    KCULLEN - You may be in luck, the phenomenon might be confined to NoDak where it's so effing cold, no one really cares what anyone wears because you can't see it under all the snow gear.  However I cannot confirm this, as I have not been outside of Fargo since my wedding a month ago - and it barely counts, because my hometown is lame.
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    J&K10910J&K10910 member
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    I'm creeped out by how many butt closeups are in the pajama jeans ad.  Also?  I'm totally excited that they want me to buy them so badly they'll send me a $3 grey t-shirt for FREE.  Wtf.

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    AllAboutTheBenjaminAllAboutTheBenjamin member
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    But J&K - pajama jeans make ALL BUTTS LOOK AMAZING, so you have to have the close-ups to demonstrate.

    You know what else came to our mall that I actually love?  See's Candies.  Eff yeah.
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    jasmineh7777jasmineh7777
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    I have a story! *raises hand excitedly*

    One of my dad's co-workers did this:

      A meter-reader was in his back yard. Meter-reader didn't notice very big home owner. Meter reader kicked man's dog for no reason. Man beat the crap out of meter-reader. Broken nose, etc. Man did not go to jail because his mom was a very important judge in our town. Meter-reader lost his job. The End.
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    mgmlovemgmlove
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    [QUOTE]I'm creeped out by how many butt closeups are in the pajama jeans ad.  Also?  I'm totally excited that they want me to buy them so badly they'll send me a <strong>$3 grey t-shirt for FREE</strong>.  Wtf.
    Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

    WHAT? That's an amazing deal! :)
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    AllAboutTheBenjaminAllAboutTheBenjamin member
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    Holy eff Jas.

    Also your post reminds me of THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9fIjYnPazc
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    NatesGirl16NatesGirl16
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    I have nothing to do on my prep and this thread made my life!

    When does 1Of break out into the Cell Block Tango?  That's my favorite part.

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    beatlesgirl25beatlesgirl25
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    [QUOTE]I have a story! *raises hand excitedly* One of my dad's co-workers did this:   A meter-reader was in his back yard. Meter-reader didn't notice very big home owner. Meter reader kicked man's dog for no reason. Man beat the crap out of meter-reader. Broken nose, etc. Man did not go to jail because his mom was a very important judge in our town. Meter-reader lost his job. The End.
    Posted by jasmineh7777[/QUOTE]

    Holy crap. Meter reader is not the sharpest pencil in the box, apparently.



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    "cool......insult my size 2 body or my natural brown hair...or the fact that my parents own a country club, I have no budget for a wedding, and I have horses. I really dont care. Its better then having roots." ~ futurepivko
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    [QUOTE]I have a story! *raises hand excitedly* One of my dad's co-workers did this:   A meter-reader was in his back yard. Meter-reader didn't notice very big home owner. Meter reader kicked man's dog for no reason. Man beat the crap out of meter-reader. Broken nose, etc. Man did not go to jail because his mom was a very important judge in our town. Meter-reader lost his job. The End.
    Posted by jasmineh7777[/QUOTE]

    Something like this happened on Desperate Housewives, but sex was involved. 
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    [QUOTE]I have nothing to do on my prep and this thread made my life! When does 1Of break out into the Cell Block Tango?  That's my favorite part.
    Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]

    He had it coming.  He had it coming.  He only has himself to blame.  If you'da been there, if you'da seen it, I betcha you would have done the same.

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    [QUOTE]I have nothing to do on my prep and this thread made my life! When does 1Of break out into the Cell Block Tango?  That's my favorite part.
    Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]

    LOVE that song. And you for loving it. Cicero...



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    "cool......insult my size 2 body or my natural brown hair...or the fact that my parents own a country club, I have no budget for a wedding, and I have horses. I really dont care. Its better then having roots." ~ futurepivko
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    Lipshitz.
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    J&K10910J&K10910 member
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    So I took the shotgun off the wall, and I fired two warning shots.


    INTO HIS HEAD.

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