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    I didn't realize this place was so politically correct, what with calling people "shitbags" and such.
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    Ok a couple of different things to address here:

    1.) OP, your FI sounds like my ex. My ex was a textbook sociopath. Do you really want to be with this man forever?

    2.) Re: gender stereotyping...it's gross and needs to stop.

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    I didn't realize this place was so politically correct, what with calling people "shitbags" and such.

    Well the shitbag determination is reached as a result of one's behavior (i.e. within their control), not their genitals (i.e. generally outside their control). So, now you know.
    This. 

    I take it back if you fell directly out of 1952, though (in which case, congratulations for learning how to use the Internet.)

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    arrippa said:

    Lolo didn't bring it up to be mean, she wanted you to be aware that making sweeping generalizations about a specific group is wrong. It would be like a man saying that he thinks all women are hysterical or he thinks that all women are bad drivers. <---My dad thinks this.

     

     

    This. 

    I never understand why a reminder to be decent is met with defensiveness. Just realize why your view point isn't proper and learn. Learn and move on. Easy. 
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    Oh, LORD JESUS. This is the lint trap penis situation all over again.Because, you know, men CAN'T do laundry. Their penis will get stuck in the lint trap and the world will will end, right?

    What exactly is it about their genitals that makes men "more needy". Is it their testicles? I hear testicles are pretty needy.

    STOP FUCKING GENDER STEREOTYPING.

    And here is the thing about opinions: Your right to have them doesn't make them not really fucked up and gross. Like the opinion that proximity to poor people makes an area a bad neighborhood. Or the opinion that black people are generally thieves. Or the opinion that gay people are somehow lesser humans. 
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    Just gonna raise my hand here and say that between my H and me, I am totally the needier partner, especially now that I'm so exhausted all the time. And he is WAY better at keeping up with the laundry. Ya know, my boobs just get stuck in the fabric softener dispenser. ;)

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    Oh, LORD JESUS. This is the lint trap penis situation all over again.Because, you know, men CAN'T do laundry. Their penis will get stuck in the lint trap and the world will will end, right?


    What exactly is it about their genitals that makes men "more needy". Is it their testicles? I hear testicles are pretty needy.

    STOP FUCKING GENDER STEREOTYPING.

    And here is the thing about opinions: Your right to have them doesn't make them not really fucked up and gross. Like the opinion that proximity to poor people makes an area a bad neighborhood. Or the opinion that black people are generally thieves. Or the opinion that gay people are somehow lesser humans. 
    I think it is the testicles.  Having that vulnerable body part just makes them inherently needy.

    But seriously, how to men ride bikes without squishing their balls?  I can't seem to figure that out and it's been bothering me.
    Maybe they just, like, dangle them over the front of the seat? I DON'T KNOW. Now I have have a burning desire for this information.
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    Oh, LORD JESUS. This is the lint trap penis situation all over again.Because, you know, men CAN'T do laundry. Their penis will get stuck in the lint trap and the world will will end, right?


    What exactly is it about their genitals that makes men "more needy". Is it their testicles? I hear testicles are pretty needy.

    STOP FUCKING GENDER STEREOTYPING.

    And here is the thing about opinions: Your right to have them doesn't make them not really fucked up and gross. Like the opinion that proximity to poor people makes an area a bad neighborhood. Or the opinion that black people are generally thieves. Or the opinion that gay people are somehow lesser humans. 
    I think it is the testicles.  Having that vulnerable body part just makes them inherently needy.

    But seriously, how to men ride bikes without squishing their balls?  I can't seem to figure that out and it's been bothering me.
    Maybe they just, like, dangle them over the front of the seat? I DON'T KNOW. Now I have have a burning desire for this information.
    Maybe that's why the racing seats are so skinny?  So they can dangle?  I mean, it seems like you would want the biggest, cushiest seat on your bike, but then they use seats that are hard as rocks and like two inches wide.  I NEED TO KNOW. 


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    Oh, LORD JESUS. This is the lint trap penis situation all over again.Because, you know, men CAN'T do laundry. Their penis will get stuck in the lint trap and the world will will end, right?


    What exactly is it about their genitals that makes men "more needy". Is it their testicles? I hear testicles are pretty needy.

    STOP FUCKING GENDER STEREOTYPING.

    And here is the thing about opinions: Your right to have them doesn't make them not really fucked up and gross. Like the opinion that proximity to poor people makes an area a bad neighborhood. Or the opinion that black people are generally thieves. Or the opinion that gay people are somehow lesser humans. 
    I think it is the testicles.  Having that vulnerable body part just makes them inherently needy.

    But seriously, how to men ride bikes without squishing their balls?  I can't seem to figure that out and it's been bothering me.
    Maybe they just, like, dangle them over the front of the seat? I DON'T KNOW. Now I have have a burning desire for this information.
    I think that's what those little baskets on the handlebars were originally for.
    Now all I can think about is that song Detachable Penis. 


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    Oh, LORD JESUS. This is the lint trap penis situation all over again.Because, you know, men CAN'T do laundry. Their penis will get stuck in the lint trap and the world will will end, right?


    What exactly is it about their genitals that makes men "more needy". Is it their testicles? I hear testicles are pretty needy.

    STOP FUCKING GENDER STEREOTYPING.

    And here is the thing about opinions: Your right to have them doesn't make them not really fucked up and gross. Like the opinion that proximity to poor people makes an area a bad neighborhood. Or the opinion that black people are generally thieves. Or the opinion that gay people are somehow lesser humans. 
    I think it is the testicles.  Having that vulnerable body part just makes them inherently needy.

    But seriously, how to men ride bikes without squishing their balls?  I can't seem to figure that out and it's been bothering me.
    Maybe they just, like, dangle them over the front of the seat? I DON'T KNOW. Now I have have a burning desire for this information.
    Thanks to this, I just had the following text convo with FI:

    Me: "How do you ride a bike without squishing your balls?"
    FI: "Lol what? I guess very carefully."
    Me: "But where do the balls go? Dangle over the edge? Or do you sit on them? Or what?"
    FI: "They just sit on the seat with everything else." 
    Me: "Oh. Ok." 
    FI: "Lol, what the fuck is going on in your office right now?" 

    Mystery solved. They sit on the seat. Like little passengers. 
    TK is going on.  Always.  How else would things like this come up? 


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    Now I had to google "men's bike seat" out of curiosity to get a better visual of where the testicles would go... and 95% of them look like penises... I always knew they were shaped a bit different than women's bikes but am just now seeing this resemblance.

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    MagicInk said:

    That is my opinion.  Feel free to look up the word opinion in a dictionary.

    My opinion is that all Mexican people are lazy. It's not racist, it's just my opinion. 


    *note I do not actually think that all Mexican people are lazy. I'm making a point. Again I don't actually think this. I'm not a shitty person. Please don't yell at me*



    I definitely had to double take at this @MagicInk

    Then I saw your note on the bottom and was like "phew"

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    MagicInk said:

    That is my opinion.  Feel free to look up the word opinion in a dictionary.

    My opinion is that all Mexican people are lazy. It's not racist, it's just my opinion. 


    *note I do not actually think that all Mexican people are lazy. I'm making a point. Again I don't actually think this. I'm not a shitty person. Please don't yell at me*



    I definitely had to double take at this @MagicInk

    Then I saw your note on the bottom and was like "phew"

    Aw hell, Wifey is half Mexican and between the two of us...I'm the lazy ass one.
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    MagicInk said:

    MagicInk said:

    That is my opinion.  Feel free to look up the word opinion in a dictionary.

    My opinion is that all Mexican people are lazy. It's not racist, it's just my opinion. 


    *note I do not actually think that all Mexican people are lazy. I'm making a point. Again I don't actually think this. I'm not a shitty person. Please don't yell at me*



    I definitely had to double take at this @MagicInk

    Then I saw your note on the bottom and was like "phew"

    Aw hell, Wifey is half Mexican and between the two of us...I'm the lazy ass one.

    Oh you totes can have opinions like that then without disclaimers. You not just friends with them, you're married to one!
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