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    edited March 2015
    littlepep said:

    levioosa said:

    On the issue of balls sagging...I think it actually is a thing.  SO was complaining the other day that his balls are lower than they used to be.  I also was listening to a comedian a few months ago and he had a bit about how he knew he had finally lost the glow of his thirties when he sat down on the toilet and his balls touched the water.  Which is both gross and terrifying.  At least I never have to worry about my saggy boobs hitting public toilet water.

    I've always wondered about guys sitting on the toilet. What do they do with their penis? Does it it ever touch the water?? 
    For a penis to touch the water, that would have to be a BIIIIG penis. I would say H is average to a little above average (never had sex with anyone else, but based on what I've read) and he's several inches from the water.  In order for the penis to drape over the seat, the guy would have to be sitting on the very edge of the toilet seat.  H just sits on the seat and it hangs down in the hole in the seat probably a good 3-4 inches away from the edge of the seat.

    ETA: Another funny thing about guys and toilets.  I always thought that guys stand up to pee, or at least kneel.  I've never lived with anyone else besides H, but I did walk in on my grandpa on accident once.  (oops) And also, I remember my family using one of those "family bathrooms" when I was a little kid, and my dad was kneeling.  

    But H doesn't.  He does once in awhile, but 99 percent of the time, he sits on the toilet.  I asked him why because I always thought that was a guy thing to stand and pee. He said it's easier and there's no risk of "missing" and making a mess.  
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    levioosa said:

    On the issue of balls sagging...I think it actually is a thing.  SO was complaining the other day that his balls are lower than they used to be.  I also was listening to a comedian a few months ago and he had a bit about how he knew he had finally lost the glow of his thirties when he sat down on the toilet and his balls touched the water.  Which is both gross and terrifying.  At least I never have to worry about my saggy boobs hitting public toilet water.

    I'm female, yet I still clenched my lady bits from thinking about balls touching toilet water. 
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    I have a first date tonight, should I lead off with asking him about his balls in different situations?

    Obviously.  I mean, if he doesn't have that shit under control, what must the rest of his life look life.  Those are deal breaker kinds of questions

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    Holy fascinating. Now I have hella questions for FI.

    Also - wholly off topic - novella, what happened with your numbers? It's like your sn had a baby with a knottienumbers.
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    littlepep said:

    levioosa said:

    On the issue of balls sagging...I think it actually is a thing.  SO was complaining the other day that his balls are lower than they used to be.  I also was listening to a comedian a few months ago and he had a bit about how he knew he had finally lost the glow of his thirties when he sat down on the toilet and his balls touched the water.  Which is both gross and terrifying.  At least I never have to worry about my saggy boobs hitting public toilet water.

    I've always wondered about guys sitting on the toilet. What do they do with their penis? Does it it ever touch the water?? 
    For a penis to touch the water, that would have to be a BIIIIG penis. I would say H is average to a little above average (never had sex with anyone else, but based on what I've read) and he's several inches from the water.  In order for the penis to drape over the seat, the guy would have to be sitting on the very edge of the toilet seat.  H just sits on the seat and it hangs down in the hole in the seat probably a good 3-4 inches away from the edge of the seat.

    ETA: Another funny thing about guys and toilets.  I always thought that guys stand up to pee, or at least kneel.  I've never lived with anyone else besides H, but I did walk in on my grandpa on accident once.  (oops) And also, I remember my family using one of those "family bathrooms" when I was a little kid, and my dad was kneeling.  

    But H doesn't.  He does once in awhile, but 99 percent of the time, he sits on the toilet.  I asked him why because I always thought that was a guy thing to stand and pee. He said it's easier and there's no risk of "missing" and making a mess.  
    Kneeling? Really? I wouldn't think there was enough height.
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    sarahufl said:

    littlepep said:

    levioosa said:

    On the issue of balls sagging...I think it actually is a thing.  SO was complaining the other day that his balls are lower than they used to be.  I also was listening to a comedian a few months ago and he had a bit about how he knew he had finally lost the glow of his thirties when he sat down on the toilet and his balls touched the water.  Which is both gross and terrifying.  At least I never have to worry about my saggy boobs hitting public toilet water.

    I've always wondered about guys sitting on the toilet. What do they do with their penis? Does it it ever touch the water?? 
    For a penis to touch the water, that would have to be a BIIIIG penis. I would say H is average to a little above average (never had sex with anyone else, but based on what I've read) and he's several inches from the water.  In order for the penis to drape over the seat, the guy would have to be sitting on the very edge of the toilet seat.  H just sits on the seat and it hangs down in the hole in the seat probably a good 3-4 inches away from the edge of the seat.

    ETA: Another funny thing about guys and toilets.  I always thought that guys stand up to pee, or at least kneel.  I've never lived with anyone else besides H, but I did walk in on my grandpa on accident once.  (oops) And also, I remember my family using one of those "family bathrooms" when I was a little kid, and my dad was kneeling.  

    But H doesn't.  He does once in awhile, but 99 percent of the time, he sits on the toilet.  I asked him why because I always thought that was a guy thing to stand and pee. He said it's easier and there's no risk of "missing" and making a mess.  
    Kneeling? Really? I wouldn't think there was enough height.
    Kneel? What? I've never heard of a dude kneeling at the urinal lol that sounds like a recipe for disaster.

    FI sits. All the time. He only stands if there's a urinal.

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    I've never heard of a dude kneeling to pee. That seems...odd. 

    Thankfully H sits to pee. He's told me that he's hit water before. 
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    I'm trying to figure out the kneeling thing too.  What do you kneel on? Are his knees on the toilet seat? Does he kneel on the ground and he's perfect height?  What does a short person do?
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    I found a thing... 

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    littlepep said:

    levioosa said:

    On the issue of balls sagging...I think it actually is a thing.  SO was complaining the other day that his balls are lower than they used to be.  I also was listening to a comedian a few months ago and he had a bit about how he knew he had finally lost the glow of his thirties when he sat down on the toilet and his balls touched the water.  Which is both gross and terrifying.  At least I never have to worry about my saggy boobs hitting public toilet water.

    I've always wondered about guys sitting on the toilet. What do they do with their penis? Does it it ever touch the water?? 
    Not the water, but... let's just say we have the elongated toilet seats in our house, rather than the typical much rounder ones. It's not something that's an issue all the time, but my husband says that if he sits down to pee - as he does when he's trying to be quiet about it - and let's say it happens to be, ummm, first thing in the morning, then he'd be bumping up against the rim of a regular toilet seat.
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    FI now thinks we are all crazy.. He said the same thing about riding a bike, he drew me a diagram about how the seat goes smaller and they just lay to the side? As for peeing, he always stands.. It makes me nervous when i'm brushing my teeth or doing something in the bathroom and he's looking at me talking! I always yell at him to pay attention and make sure he doesn't miss, he comes back with "I've been doing this for years, you think I'm going to miss?" 

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    Kahlyla said:

    littlepep said:

    levioosa said:

    On the issue of balls sagging...I think it actually is a thing.  SO was complaining the other day that his balls are lower than they used to be.  I also was listening to a comedian a few months ago and he had a bit about how he knew he had finally lost the glow of his thirties when he sat down on the toilet and his balls touched the water.  Which is both gross and terrifying.  At least I never have to worry about my saggy boobs hitting public toilet water.

    I've always wondered about guys sitting on the toilet. What do they do with their penis? Does it it ever touch the water?? 
    Not the water, but... let's just say we have the elongated toilet seats in our house, rather than the typical much rounder ones. It's not something that's an issue all the time, but my husband says that if he sits down to pee - as he does when he's trying to be quiet about it - and let's say it happens to be, ummm, first thing in the morning, then he'd be bumping up against the rim of a regular toilet seat.
    HA your sig is totally appropriate with that comment. 
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    FI now thinks we are all crazy.. He said the same thing about riding a bike, he drew me a diagram about how the seat goes smaller and they just lay to the side? As for peeing, he always stands.. It makes me nervous when i'm brushing my teeth or doing something in the bathroom and he's looking at me talking! I always yell at him to pay attention and make sure he doesn't miss, he comes back with "I've been doing this for years, you think I'm going to miss?" 

    Wellllll I've been walking for years and I can't tell you how many times I trip over my own feet. ;)
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    We don't pee in front of each other, but I'm pretty sure FI sits when he pees, too.  Blew my mind because I'm pretty sure the men in my family all stood to pee so I just thought that's what they all did. 
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    We don't pee in front of each other, but I'm pretty sure FI sits when he pees, too.  Blew my mind because I'm pretty sure the men in my family all stood to pee so I just thought that's what they all did. 

    Oh thank god, I thought I was the only one. 
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    littlepep said:

    FI now thinks we are all crazy.. He said the same thing about riding a bike, he drew me a diagram about how the seat goes smaller and they just lay to the side? As for peeing, he always stands.. It makes me nervous when i'm brushing my teeth or doing something in the bathroom and he's looking at me talking! I always yell at him to pay attention and make sure he doesn't miss, he comes back with "I've been doing this for years, you think I'm going to miss?" 

    Wellllll I've been walking for years and I can't tell you how many times I trip over my own feet. ;)
    My thoughts EXACTLY! And while he is super OC about cleaning and does it all the time (which is nice) the one place he hates cleaning is the bathroom.. so if he misses it's on me to clean the toilet.. Ugh!

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    littlepep said:

    FI now thinks we are all crazy.. He said the same thing about riding a bike, he drew me a diagram about how the seat goes smaller and they just lay to the side? As for peeing, he always stands.. It makes me nervous when i'm brushing my teeth or doing something in the bathroom and he's looking at me talking! I always yell at him to pay attention and make sure he doesn't miss, he comes back with "I've been doing this for years, you think I'm going to miss?" 

    Wellllll I've been walking for years and I can't tell you how many times I trip over my own feet. ;)
    My thoughts EXACTLY! And while he is super OC about cleaning and does it all the time (which is nice) the one place he hates cleaning is the bathroom.. so if he misses it's on me to clean the toilet.. Ugh!
    I gave DH a choice - either clean the toilet and sink (he gets little hairs all over the sink when he shaves) OR clean the bathtub and stove. He chose to do the first two because they're gross but far easier than the other options!
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    @Cookie Pusher Mine does most of the kitchen, vacuuming, and laundry so I can't complain. 

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    My H also sits to pee! I never knew it was so common. I will stop thinking he's a weirdo now :)
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    FI also sits to pee.  He's lazy, and our bathroom is really tiny so if he stands and misses then he'll get it on the wall, the trashcan or the sink cabinet.  I always thought guys stood to pee until we got together.    

                                               

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    H always stands, unless he is mega drunk and just can't even.

    He has never missed... Grown men do this? I mean, my 7-year-old does. But a grown man?
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    H always stands, unless he is mega drunk and just can't even.

    He has never missed... Grown men do this? I mean, my 7-year-old does. But a grown man?

    In Denmark they sometimes put an image of a fly right near the center of the bowl in urinals because studies have shown dudes will always try to hit the fly, thus cutting down on sprayage. 

    So...yeah, grown men.

    (Not judging. I'd try to hit the fly too.)
    Omg Hahahahaha. That is ridiculous, and hilarious at the same time.
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    Blergbot said:

    My H also sits to pee! I never knew it was so common. I will stop thinking he's a weirdo now :)

    Me too. My H sits (because of a piercing he used to have and the hole that he still has) but I never knew so many guys sat!
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    Even if I had a penis I would sit in my own home. I mean, I'm mad lazy. Who wants to stand if they don't have to?


    I would definitely enjoy the ability to pee on things and generally be able to step behind a tree/doorway/alleyway in case of emergency. Men are portable as fuck.
    It makes me so jealous that FI can stop and pee anywhere when we go hiking. I'm the one that has to pee more often! 
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    Yeah, FI stands unless he's drunk. He also has no shame about it around me. 

    He also is very good about raising and lowering the seat. I've never found a seat up, even in his apartment when we first started dating. So even if he misses a little, I never find it.

    I think I'll keep him.
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    Yeah, FI stands unless he's drunk. He also has no shame about it around me. 


    He also is very good about raising and lowering the seat. I've never found a seat up, even in his apartment when we first started dating. So even if he misses a little, I never find it.

    I think I'll keep him.
    This is awesome.. FI has always been good about putting the seat back down, then he decided about a month ago that ladies should have to put the seat down too. So now if the cover seat isn't down he marches me in there to put it down.. Sure it looks better, but the logic is just not there.. they need to put it down so we don't fall in, but the cover part? Yeesh!

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