"It's the Bride's Day" makes me stabby

littlepep

novella1186 said:

littlepep said:

Heffalump said:

Do you know why this bothers me?  Because it's a little too close for comfort to the idea that a woman's sole objective in life was snagging a husband.  "It's the bride's day!" feels too much like "She won the game, now here's her prize."

Gah those stupid things where the bride is dragging the groom make me so ragey. Or like the new where it's like "the hunt is over" and the bride snags the groom. HAHA I FORCED SOMEONE TO MARRY ME!!! 

Or shit like this: 

Because wedding signs weren't dumb and obnoxious enough already 

Heffalump

novella1186 said:

littlepep said:

Heffalump said:

Do you know why this bothers me?  Because it's a little too close for comfort to the idea that a woman's sole objective in life was snagging a husband.  "It's the bride's day!" feels too much like "She won the game, now here's her prize."

Gah those stupid things where the bride is dragging the groom make me so ragey. Or like the new where it's like "the hunt is over" and the bride snags the groom. HAHA I FORCED SOMEONE TO MARRY ME!!! 

Or shit like this: 

Because wedding signs weren't dumb and obnoxious enough already 

As a guest, if I saw that sign, I would totally take them up on it and run like hell.  Because the wedding is only going to go downhill from there.

loveislouder

My sister's best friend's brother got married in December. The cake topper was a decapitated groom and the bride statue holding the grooms unattached head.  They're getting divorced.

littlepep

loveislouder said:

My sister's best friend's brother got married in December. The cake topper was a decapitated groom and the bride statue holding the grooms unattached head.  They're getting divorced.

ETA: WTF is funny about a headless groom? I mean that just doesn't scream romance to me. 

drunkenwitch

loveislouder said:

My sister's best friend's brother got married in December. The cake topper was a decapitated groom and the bride statue holding the grooms unattached head.  They're getting divorced.

This is my shocked face

littlepep

Since we're talking about decapitation... 

When FI and I were discussing wedding music, he said he wanted me to walk down the aisle to the Game of Thrones theme song because he likes the music so much. I was like eh, I know, but they don't have a good track record for weddings on that show so I'm going to not. 

Not quite the same as the headless groom cake topper, but I'm a little too supersticuos for that. 

loveislouder

littlepep said:

loveislouder said:

My sister's best friend's brother got married in December. The cake topper was a decapitated groom and the bride statue holding the grooms unattached head.  They're getting divorced.

ETA: WTF is funny about a headless groom? I mean that just doesn't scream romance to me. 

That's exactly it. That shit ain't cute lol

sassyfrass2014

loveislouder said:

My sister's best friend's brother got married in December. The cake topper was a decapitated groom and the bride statue holding the grooms unattached head.  They're getting divorced.

I'm laughing so hard because that cake topper makes me SO UNCOMFORTABLE.

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sassyfrass2014 said:

loveislouder said:

My sister's best friend's brother got married in December. The cake topper was a decapitated groom and the bride statue holding the grooms unattached head.  They're getting divorced.

I'm laughing so hard because that cake topper makes me SO UNCOMFORTABLE.

Maybe the bride saved him from becoming a zombie.  Super nice of her in that case.