Things that are meant to be a compliment but aren't...

MJKlover

Since I was a teenager I've gotten "you carry your weight well". I get it--I'm proportional with my thickness. But I've never liked this. It's not luggage. It's my body!

I also have gotten (usually from complete strangers) "you should smile more". What is that?! If there's a reason to smile then I will. I'd look psychotic walking around with a goofy ass grin on my face all the time.

**Edited because I remembered something from a LONG time ago.**

When I was 13 years old I was walking down a street in Germany with my friend. This random woman we passed turned around and came back towards us saying something in German that I couldn't understand (I don't speak German). My friend responded to her with something in German and I could tell she was pissed. After the woman walked away, my friend told me the woman said that I could be a model if I just lost weight and suggested I eat more fish. Thirteen year old me was super embarrassed.

VulgarGirl

"You totally can pass for straight!" And "you're so pretty for a lesbian!" Are insults. Not compliments.

Though I hear them less and less now directed at me. Usually at the wife.

Kahlyla

MagicInk said:

"You totally can pass for straight!" And "you're so pretty for a lesbian!" Are insults. Not compliments.

Though I hear them less and less now directed at me. Usually at the wife.

Sweet merciful crap. WTF is wrong with people?

littlepep

MagicInk said:

"You totally can pass for straight!" And "you're so pretty for a lesbian!" Are insults. Not compliments.

Though I hear them less and less now directed at me. Usually at the wife.

Minus the whole liking women thing. And what pretty people can't be lesbians because if they were, they'd totally want to be with a guy right?? Good grief. People are dumb. 

KatieinBkln

littlepep said:

"You totally can pass for straight!" And "you're so pretty for a lesbian!" Are insults. Not compliments.

Though I hear them less and less now directed at me. Usually at the wife.

Minus the whole liking women thing. And what pretty people can't be lesbians because if they were, they'd totally want to be with a guy right?? Good grief. People are dumb. 




Obviously. Lesbianism is invented by women who would otherwise be spinsters because they're too ugly. Nevermind that ugly straight people manage to fuck each other all the time, IT'S AIRTIGHT!

VulgarGirl

littlepep said:

MagicInk said:

"You totally can pass for straight!" And "you're so pretty for a lesbian!" Are insults. Not compliments.

Though I hear them less and less now directed at me. Usually at the wife.

Minus the whole liking women thing. And what pretty people can't be lesbians because if they were, they'd totally want to be with a guy right?? Good grief. People are dumb. 

Basically. Women who are lesbians are lesbians because they aren't pretty enough to get dick or have not had good enough dick yet. All chicks want the D and if we say we don't, it's because we haven't had the right D yet or we aren't pretty enough to get some D. A good fucking with a penis would fix lesbians right up. The penis fixes everything.

Except gay dudes. They just need to look at some tits.

littlepep

MagicInk said:

littlepep said:

MagicInk said:

"You totally can pass for straight!" And "you're so pretty for a lesbian!" Are insults. Not compliments.

Though I hear them less and less now directed at me. Usually at the wife.

Minus the whole liking women thing. And what pretty people can't be lesbians because if they were, they'd totally want to be with a guy right?? Good grief. People are dumb. 

Basically. Women who are lesbians are lesbians because they aren't pretty enough to get dick or have not had good enough dick yet. All chicks want the D and if we say we don't, it's because we haven't had the right D yet or we aren't pretty enough to get some D. A good fucking with a penis would fix lesbians right up. The penis fixes everything.

Except gay dudes. They just need to look at some tits.