Tuesday YOU judges

GoldenPenguin

Good morning! I have a little twist on our usual UO/judges/II thread. Instead of what you yourself judge, what is something that YOU do that you know receives/deserves some judgments? 

I thought of this on the way to work this morning because this song came on the radio and I enjoyed it FAR more than I should have. It might be my new favorite Christmas song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjpdC2bcjiY

Judge me. PLEASE judge me. I'm obsessed. And ashamed. 

jenjen047

I am sure people judge me for biting my nails at my desk. Usually I don't even realize I am doing it until I've been doing it for awhile.

On a related note, I know the ladies at my nail salon judge me for my gross nails and cuticles.

GoldenPenguin

@jenjen047 ME TOO!! I don't even bite my nails, but I pick at the cuticles/skin around my nails like it's going out of business. I make myself bleed on a daily basis. I was doing really well closer to the wedding, but they're really bad right now. UGH. 

labro

Oh my god....I am judging you now @GoldenPenguin. I couldn't even do 30 seconds of that and I LOVE Little Drummer Boy. God damnit Justin Bieber!

I'm perfect. I have nothing judge-worthy ever.

jenjen047

@GoldenPenguin YUP me too. I'm trying to be good leading up to the wedding. It's so shameful, and I hate when people ask "what happened to your fingers?"

[Deleted User]

I love Michael Buble Christmas.

I go through phases of being a cuticle-picker.  My hands hardly ever look pretty.

I haven't got a pedicure in months.  It shows.

I also haven't shaved in a really long time.  H called me a werewolf this morning.  Guess I should shave tonight.

jenna8984

I put chocolate chips in my yogurt each morning.

If I feel like nobody is within a certain distance from me, and will in no way be affected by my lane change or turn, I don't use the blinker.

MissKittyDanger

Musically judge!

I love me some 1D lol {Niall !}

"What do you mean" by JB is too good -.-' damn

"Let it Snow" and "Baby it's Cold Outside" I like Christmas song wise.

MissKittyDanger

jenna8984 said:

I put chocolate chips in my yogurt each morning.

If I feel like nobody is within a certain distance from me, and will in no way be affected by my lane change or turn, I don't use the blinker.

This gives Matt rage :') Our friends bug him about it all the time.

minskat30

I can't make decisions without researching EVERY POSSIBLE outcome/possibility/scenario...which often leads to me complaining about how difficult it is to make decision and yet I'M the problem.

I love everyone's Christmas cards and I'm sad we didn't do one this year (well, we've never done one).  I feel like that makes me a bad friend.

I hate "Baby It's Cold Outside" because of the lyrics but H keeps singing it and I have to admit it is catchy melody-wise.

I share TMI too often...here is another one.  My doctor told me to eat more apples because I'm stopped up, I drank coffee instead...with an apple staring at me on my desk judging me.  

Blue & White

I sing Christmas songs year round. On our lawnmower too so like outside in public. Loudly.

I am obsessive about upcoming medical procedures and can't not talk about them. So I talk about medical stuff a lot.

I am waiting to take care of my own health issues before having kids. I'm already 30 so this gets some judgment in real life. Screw them. (See above)

I make piles instead of organizing like a "normal" human.

labro

@minskat30 Just buy them on sale after Christmas and send one to meeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Your apple is judging you hard.

labro

@southernpeach89 and I often joke that the ladies at the nail place are judging our callused feet because they always ask us if we want the callus remover...aka the cheese grater!!!

Oh I finally thought of something judgeworthy.

@southernpeach89 and I got our toe nails done about a week before Callie's due date. I still haven't removed the nail polish from that pedicure...it's so ugly looking now.

labro

jenna8984 said:

I put chocolate chips in my yogurt each morning.

If I feel like nobody is within a certain distance from me, and will in no way be affected by my lane change or turn, I don't use the blinker.

I didn't even realize this was remotely judge-worthy! Chocolate chips BELONG in yogurt!

jenna8984

@minskat30 pregnancy constipation is so real...I just went 10 days and was in tears. You have no idea how excited I was to send H poop emojis this morning...

wink0erin

@CocobellaF I also haven't been shaving. I wait until the hair bothers me and then I shave. 

I probably get judged when I say inappropriate things in mixed company. 

I might also get judged because I never get manis/pedis. I rarely paint my fingernails, I keep them trimmed down a bit so they aren't too long and I moisturize, but I don' t do polish. I do paint my toes, and it's a process because I try to make them look really nice. 

I'm sure I get judged for coming to work/going out in public with no makeup. 

wink0erin

At my old job I used to get judged for being a big ol' nerd about things like Star Wars and Doctor Who. Luckily where I'm at now they embrace it. Haters gonna hate!

[Deleted User]

I only got 2 presents for H this year... a sweater, and a couple books.  I felt a little better when he only put 3 under the tree for me.  I am really judging myself for being a bad wife this Christmas.

minskat30

jenna8984 said:

@minskat30 pregnancy constipation is so real...I just went 10 days and was in tears. You have no idea how excited I was to send H poop emojis this morning...

labro

I think I would die if I didn't poop for 10 days.

Add that to my list of reasons to never ever get pregnant.

GoldenPenguin

labro said:

I think I would die if I didn't poop for 10 days.

Add that to my list of reasons to never ever get pregnant.

I can't second this enough. 

[Deleted User]

It is that bad.  Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.  

labro

@CocoBellaF I'm further and further convinced every day that my sister had a magical unicorn pregnancy.

[Deleted User]

@labro - ME TOO.

beanbot2002

GoldenPenguin said:

Good morning! I have a little twist on our usual UO/judges/II thread. Instead of what you yourself judge, what is something that YOU do that you know receives/deserves some judgments? 

I thought of this on the way to work this morning because this song came on the radio and I enjoyed it FAR more than I should have. It might be my new favorite Christmas song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjpdC2bcjiY

Judge me. PLEASE judge me. I'm obsessed. And ashamed. 

OMG I'm currently being forced to listen to a Sean Kingston version, however NOTHING...and I mean NOTHING, beats the ridiculousness of Ashley and Jessica Simpson sexy singing Drummer boy. I laughed right in a customer's face yesterday as it was playing. He thought I had tourettes or something. 

speakeasy14

I over analyze and plan every situation.

I let my hair air dry, so most days it is a frizzy hot mess.  (I get more compliments when my hair is dirty because I actually style it).

AlPacina

@CocoBellaF - UGH, you do NOT deserve to be judged for liking Michael Buble! He's not everyone's taste, but he's not fucking Justin Bieber or something. He's legitimately talented.

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I can be judged for the fact that I never shut up. Talking to people is my favorite thing ever.

I guess I could be judged by the fact that jokes that would typically offend others tend to not offend me. I may even laugh too hard, while others look in horror.

I flip people off in my car way too often.

jenna8984

CocoBellaF said:

I only got 2 presents for H this year... a sweater, and a couple books.  I felt a little better when he only put 3 under the tree for me.  I am really judging myself for being a bad wife this Christmas.

Me too! All he asked for was these gaming headphones so I got them. But he's already been using them for a week now, so we have NOTHING under the tree. I know we agreed to go small this year but it's rather depressing and I'm regretting it.

minskat30

speakeasy14 said:

I let my hair air dry, so most days it is a frizzy hot mess.  (I get more compliments when my hair is dirty because I actually style it).

This is so me too...I showed someone at work a picture of me recently (she asked to see me in a sari) and I had my hair done and she said "Wow, I didn't recognize you, you look really nice!"  

beanbot2002

I drank apple juice like it was going out of style during my 1st trimester with Bean. With Noah, I was so poopy. I pooped constantly. I think I only suffered like 2 or 3 days of being constipated with him. It was the worst 2-3 days of my life. 

I constantly feel like people judge everything about me. Everything. My weight, my hair, my makeup. Everything.

I only have 3 pairs of work pants, not because I can't afford more, but because I spend all of my money on fun things and the kids. I think my coworkers probably judge me because I rotate the same few work outfits constantly hahaha. 

People probably judge the shit out of me for constantly answering their questions in musicals. I can't help it.

jenjen047

@beanbot2002 - I also have like 3 pairs of work pants. In fact I think I have about 8 total work outfits and I just rotate them. Oops.