Have we talked about this?

NuggetBrain

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Have we talked about this? : I think that is totally fine. I'm taking my ex's daughter school shopping this week. He's getting better at not being an asshole, and he's actually a pretty good dad, but he's still emotionally fucked most of the time and he has very few marketable skills. He was unemployed for over a year so they were struggling more than usual.  While I'm glad he's getting his comeuppances, I can't stand to see her suffer for his mistakes. 
Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]

That is some awesomesauce right there, lady. 

Blueyed228

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Have we talked about this? : I usually like your posts. I find you funny. self-depreciating, and wicked smart. But, this is the very best thing I've heard (read) you say. I wish more women would find this in themselves. Just for that, here's a little gift I think of every time I see your sig line. *boop*
Posted by PetraStonegirl[/QUOTE]

Love it!

Its because of my unicorn hair isnt it?  :)

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Have we talked about this? : TWO of my exs got really fat.  What can be better?
Posted by andy71781[/QUOTE]

Nothing! :) Unless they grow a penis on the side of their face. That would be nice.

NuggetBrain

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Have we talked about this? : Nothing! :) Unless they grow a penis on the side of their face. That would be nice.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

It would also give "d*ckhead" a whole new, and throughly epic, meaning.

ricksang

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Have we talked about this? : Bubba Sparks would pop a cap in your ass for saying that.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]
Ha! For sure!

SarahPLiz

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Have we talked about this? : That is some awesomesauce right there, lady. 
Posted by NuggetBrain[/QUOTE]

<div>What can I say, she's an awesome kid. She and I are close, even 4 years after we broke up. I can't help but love her. She was actually the reason I stayed with him so long. I haven't seen her since January and I'm excited about our shopping trip. </div>

[Deleted User]

When Matt and I first started dating, he tried to convince me that a chode was a small diick that grows on your face. I think he really thought I was stupid.

[Deleted User]

Sarah - I remember you talking about his daughter before. I think you're an amazing woman for what you do for her.

katiewhompus

I confess that I stole my ex's Bubba Sparks cd. We also share a birthday (but not year). The song She Tried (click link to lyrics) was definitely the relationship anthem at the end.

andy71781

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[QUOTE]When Matt and I first started dating, he tried to convince me that a chode was a small diick that grows on your face. I think he really thought I was stupid.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]
Ha ha ha - how old were you?  I might have bought that at 16...

SarahPLiz

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[QUOTE]When Matt and I first started dating, he tried to convince me that a chode was a small diick that grows on your face. I think he really thought I was stupid.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

<div>Did he ever try to take you snipe hunting or mountain climbing CEW? Yeah, that's guy code, but mostly HS guy code. </div>

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Have we talked about this? : Ha ha ha - how old were you?  I might have bought that at 16...
Posted by andy71781[/QUOTE]

I was 30, so I definitely knew better. Bless his heart.

PetraStonegirl

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Have we talked about this? : Love it! Its because of my unicorn hair isnt it?  :)
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

<div>Yeah, I think that's what that crazy girl was going on about. Never understood why she took such exception to your hair. But that picture just reminds me of the sig pic you used at the time, the one on the bridge. Love that shot.</div>

SarahPLiz

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[QUOTE]Sarah - I remember you talking about his daughter before. I think you're an amazing woman for what you do for her.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

<div>I think FI is amazing for not being bothered about it at all. I swear, if you ladies met her, you'd love her too. Its a pretty easy thing to do. </div>

NuggetBrain

Wait, that's not what a choad is???  That lying son of a b*tch....

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]I confess that I stole my ex's Bubba Sparks cd. We also share a birthday (but not year). The song She Tried ( click link to lyrics ) was definitely the relationship anthem at the end.
Posted by katiewhompus[/QUOTE]

One of Matt's best friends growing up is a rapper. Well, really he's a prison guard, but he will occasionally send Matt his latest rap via email. He actually sounds exactly like Bubba Sparks. And he's a big fat white guy with a chin strap beard, so he looks like him too.

His rap "crew" is called the DDC. You'll never guess what it stands for. It's truly beautiful. You ready? Diick 'em Down Crew. Yep. Told you it was beautiful.

KocurFineArt

I'm just gonna go ahead and throw this out there.

I know I'm still new to this board, but this thread made me feel a little closer to all of you. The love and support between everyone is incredible. You are all truly remarkable ladies. And it's wonderful to know that I wasn't alone in going through something this terrible. There's something oddly comforting about that, despite the fact that it's tremendously disturbing that so many of us did.

Blueyed228

Sarah, my cousins in Alabama took me snipe hunting once.

A$$holes led me to the woods and left me there for an hour.  I was like 14.

SarahPLiz

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Have we talked about this? : One of Matt's best friends growing up is a rapper. Well, really he's a prison guard, but he will occasionally send Matt his latest rap via email. He actually sounds exactly like Bubba Sparks. And he's a big fat white guy with a chin strap beard, so he looks like him too. His rap "crew" is called the DDC.<strong> You'll never guess what it stands for. It's truly beautiful. You ready? Diick 'em Down Crew. Yep. Told you it was beautiful.</strong>
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

<div>That's BOSS! HA!</div>

[Deleted User]

Will you all beat me with soap filled socks if I tell you that I have no idea what snipe hunting is?

andy71781

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[QUOTE]Sarah, my cousins in Alabama took me snipe hunting once. A$$holes led me to the woods and left me there for an hour.  I was like 14.
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]
Was it really dark?  I was left in the woods when it was really dark in the UP of Michigan on my snipe hunt.  SOBs.

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]I'm just gonna go ahead and throw this out there. I know I'm still new to this board, but this thread made me feel a little closer to all of you. The love and support between everyone is incredible. You are all truly remarkable ladies. And it's wonderful to know that I wasn't alone in going through something this terrible. There's something oddly comforting about that, despite the fact that it's tremendously disturbing that so many of us did.
Posted by KocurFineArt[/QUOTE]

Yeah. I love threads like these.

Blueyed228

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Have we talked about this? : Was it really dark?  I was left in the woods when it was really dark in the UP of Michigan on my snipe hunt.  SOBs.
Posted by andy71781[/QUOTE]

Yes!  it was midnight and they live on 50 acres in rural AL.  I swear I heard dueling bangos.

SarahPLiz

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[QUOTE]Will you all beat me with soap filled socks if I tell you that I have no idea what snipe hunting is?
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

<div>Apparently neither did Blue. I didn't want to go hunting in general, but my guy friends tried really hard to make them go snipe hunting with them. Basically they just leave you somewhere in the wilderness until you cry. </div><div>
</div><div>Mountain climbing refers to the mountains on your chest.</div><div>
</div><div>Another regional one is giggin' frogs. Some people actually gig the frogs, some people just go screw in a field somewhere. I guess you have to know who you are dealing with. My friend's parents first date was the actual frog giggin'. That's hawt. </div>

[Deleted User]

Wow. I'm glad I never went snipe hunting. That sounds terrible.

katiewhompus

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Have we talked about this? : One of Matt's best friends growing up is a rapper. Well, really he's a prison guard, but he will occasionally send Matt his latest rap via email. He actually sounds exactly like Bubba Sparks. And he's a big fat white guy with a chin strap beard, so he looks like him too. His rap "crew" is called the DDC. You'll never guess what it stands for. It's truly beautiful. You ready? Diick 'em Down Crew. Yep. Told you it was beautiful.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

One of my friends decided to call his group The Bris. Bris is the religious ceremony involving cirumcision. He thinks he's so cool.

[Deleted User]

Boys are dumb.


Sorry, vegas.

SarahPLiz

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Have we talked about this? : One of my friends decided to call his group The Bris. Bris is the religious ceremony involving cirumcision. He thinks he's so cool.
Posted by katiewhompus[/QUOTE]

<div>Ah, to be young and misguided</div>

andy71781

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Have we talked about this? : Yes!  it was midnight and they live on 50 acres in rural AL.  I swear I heard dueling bangos.
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]
So my FIL has this thing he does in Northern Wisconsin in the Cheymahogan (sp?) National Forest...he'll go out in the middle of the forest and howl and record how many wolves howl back.  Its supposedly a conservationist project.  I kinda thinks he's pulling my leg.

[Deleted User]

Sounds kind of like an acid project to me.