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Have you tried this?

Not sure if I'm allowed to post something like this here on the boards but I feel like it may be my responsibility to let other women out there know about this. 

KY Jelly Intense gel. All I have to say is HOLY CRAP. It's a little expensive, but it's the best 30 bucks I have ever spent. 

Just thought I had to put this out there.
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    Is that the creepy hot/cold one? No thank you.
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    Frozen vag and firey peen? Thanks but no thanks.

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    Infertile, living childfree, advocating like a BOSS
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    No, it's not that one. It's not even lube. It's basically like skipping 30 minutes of foreplay.
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    And yeah, that one would freak me out too. 
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    Who the hell has time and patience for 30 minutes of foreplay?
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    how is a gel = to 30min of foreplay?
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    Certainly not me. That's the point. I highly recommend it.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_tried-this?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:3cff20fa-dfaa-46f5-b861-eff11f3147b2Post:f22faf63-c889-44df-b800-1daea3346dfb">Re: Have you tried this?</a>:
    [QUOTE]Who the hell has time and patience for 30 minutes of foreplay?
    Posted by brookelynpaisley[/QUOTE]
    teenagers?
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    RMac thanks! :)
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    I guess I must be in the minority, because I prefer my meat and potatoes.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_tried-this?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:3cff20fa-dfaa-46f5-b861-eff11f3147b2Post:2ef20d5c-ba27-41e4-8de1-6e14165cbaa6">Re: Have you tried this?</a>:
    [QUOTE]I guess I must be in the minority, because I prefer my meat and potatoes.
    Posted by brookelynpaisley[/QUOTE]
    Ill join you on the minority sofa.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_tried-this?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:3cff20fa-dfaa-46f5-b861-eff11f3147b2Post:62f09d3d-b075-42ed-9542-70fe3bda6fa2">Re: Have you tried this?</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Have you tried this? : teenagers?
    Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]
    <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-innocent.gif" border="0" alt="Innocent" title="Innocent" />
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_tried-this?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:3cff20fa-dfaa-46f5-b861-eff11f3147b2Post:f22faf63-c889-44df-b800-1daea3346dfb">Re: Have you tried this?</a>:
    [QUOTE]Who the hell has time and patience for 30 minutes of foreplay?
    Posted by brookelynpaisley[/QUOTE]

    Don't even get me started on this one.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_tried-this?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:3cff20fa-dfaa-46f5-b861-eff11f3147b2Post:f22faf63-c889-44df-b800-1daea3346dfb">Re: Have you tried this?</a>:
    [QUOTE]Who the hell has time and patience for 30 minutes of foreplay?
    Posted by brookelynpaisley[/QUOTE]

    SRSLY.
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    Well, when you're both un- or underemployed.....
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    WTH do you people just start doing it?
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    I've got the time, just no interest in foreplay. I've always been that way though. Thankfully, DH is the same way, so it works.

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    Theres so many more productive things I could be doing for a half hour than rubbing my husband off. That sounds horrible, but its too true. Give us 8 minutes and were good to go.
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    I like foreplay as long as I don't have to do anything lol.

    WhyTH does this board turn into "SEXY BRIDES" at night :P
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    What's foreplay?
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    It's Sex Sundays, I think.  And, you made me laugh out loud with "WTH o you just start doing it?"
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    Nate :P

    Hahahahaha @ rubbing off! I have never heard that before!
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_tried-this?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:3cff20fa-dfaa-46f5-b861-eff11f3147b2Post:305d31f5-f024-44ad-acc0-c751204a5bfc">Re: Have you tried this?</a>:
    [QUOTE]I like foreplay as long as I don't have to do anything lol. WhyTH does this board turn into "SEXY BRIDES" at night :P
    Posted by ricksang[/QUOTE]

    I don't know, but Nebb just talked about sex!
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    I know Jas my eyes almost popped out!
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    Scandal!
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    Yes, you did, Ricks.  It's my absolute favorite line from True Blood and I quote it to FI almost every day.

    Lafayette to Jason when J took the V:  Maybe you jus need to rub one off. 

    I say it for everything. 

    FI: I'm hungry
    Me: Maybe you just need to rub one off.
    FI: ::eyeroll::
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    I was going to post about boobs earlier - there were quite a lot of female frontals in boardwalk empire (and a dead body had one HELL of a huge bush), and it got me thinkin. You know, about boobs. I chose against starting that conversation though.
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    I saw a guy wearing assless chaps in the Castro earlier. I suppose that's kind of like saying "I found some sourdough bread in San Francisco" or "There's water in the Pacific Ocean." But it was interesting.
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    I think you just started that conversation Nebb.
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    OMG FUCCCK I forgot about Boardwalk Emprie don't tell me anything we haven't watched it yet!

    Ahh yet Nate, I remember now!
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