Snarky Brides

Want to be one of you

Hi snarky brides! I just joined the knot and I am so excited to be using the boards because I think it's so fun to get to know other brides!

I think I would fit in good on this board because I also have a sarcastic sense of humor and I am snarky.  I hope we can be friends!
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Re: Want to be one of you

  • Also I love cew and meg and salt. You guys are so funny and mean! But mean in a good way!
  • Whoa. Excited puppy.

    Tell us about yourself, when's the wedding, etc.
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  • Lol yes I am so excited!

    My name is Amelia and my fiance is David. We live in Milwaukee and we got engaged in a really nice restaurant on the water. He got me two rings! He's so amazing and I am such a lucky girl.
    My wedding will be next september and I have asked three of my friends to be my bridesmaids.  His sister wants to be in it, but I don't need that drama, you know what I mean? He has a ton of friends so he is trying to pick three of his best friends to stand up so we don't know that part yet. But it will be amazing!
  • edited July 2010
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_want-one-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:6cab8d1b-2d1f-4f3a-97fb-1e06e0f10a61Post:e590884b-907a-49ad-8e00-cd325444c2a5">Want to be one of you</a>:
    [QUOTE] I think I would fit in good on this board because I also have a sarcastic sense of humor and I am snarky.  I hope we can be friends!
    Posted by amitrenti[/QUOTE]

    Are you interviewing for a SB position?

    ETA--2 rings? At the same time? That's odd.
  • Lol seshat yes I guess I am because it seems like you need to be accepted by the board before you are a regular, so I am starting early!
  • To join the club, you must drink the kool-aid.
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  • two rings? one for each ring finger?
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  • He got you two rings?

    My fiance only got me one.  He's such a cheap bastard.  He's making me wait until the wedding to get my other one.  Ass hat.
    panther
  • I think it's weird that you feel you need to basically audition to be a member of an internet forum.

  • edited July 2010
    I gave my FI three rings.  And a replica so she could wear at least one that she didn't have to worry about.

    Married in Vegas - June 2011


  • No not at the same time!! Lol that would be weird for sure.  No, he got me one to propose with but it's more like an every day ring that I decided I want to wear on my right hand.  Then once I said yes and told him the rings that I like he got me a 1.5 carat princess solitaire and it is spectacular and that's the one I wear as my e-ring. :)
  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_want-one-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:6cab8d1b-2d1f-4f3a-97fb-1e06e0f10a61Post:255f30f0-b7fe-4ca9-a87c-fb8787342068">Re: Want to be one of you</a>:
    [QUOTE]Wtf?
    Posted by jennylove810[/QUOTE]

    Yup
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  • OH COOL TELL ME MORE. 
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  • Vegas groom did you really?? I'll have to tell my fi that he has some catching up to do ;)

    Oh and uh the password is... I dunno :( 
  • Vegas, if you don't shut it, you'll be buying everyone on this board a ring.

    Or at least sending flowers.
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    Do not mess in the affairs of dinosaurs because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
    I love you Missy. Even though you are not smart enough to take online quizzes to find out really important information. ~cew
  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_want-one-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:6cab8d1b-2d1f-4f3a-97fb-1e06e0f10a61Post:bf41f555-2d54-4ce5-a227-d101f2a8fd6e">Re: Want to be one of you</a>:
    [QUOTE]<strong>Whoa. Excited puppy.</strong> Tell us about yourself, when's the wedding, etc.
    Posted by PetraStonegirl[/QUOTE]

    I have never cackled in my life.  Until today. 
  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_want-one-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:6cab8d1b-2d1f-4f3a-97fb-1e06e0f10a61Post:f429320a-b13a-472b-a9f7-b7dad36d47b3">Re: Want to be one of you</a>:
    [QUOTE]No not at the same time!! Lol that would be weird for sure.  No, he got me one to propose with but it's more like an every day ring that I decided I want to wear on my right hand.  Then once I said yes and told him the rings that I like he got me a 1.5 carat princess solitaire and it is spectacular and that's the one I wear as my e-ring. :)
    Posted by amitrenti[/QUOTE]

    So wait a minute. He proposed with the first ring, you started to wear it, but still hadn't said yes? Then when you said yes, he went a bought another ring that you kinda picked out? Is this normal operating procedure? How come I only got one ring? Fuuck.
  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_want-one-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:6cab8d1b-2d1f-4f3a-97fb-1e06e0f10a61Post:dd5a6929-9873-4546-8cfe-641d5bfd40f6">Re: Want to be one of you</a>:
    [QUOTE]I gave my FI three rings.  And a replica so she could wear at least one that she didn't have to worry about.
    Posted by vegasgroom[/QUOTE]

    Impressive and to think that my jerk of a FI only proposed with one ring and it was his mom's.  He is in trouble.

    Oh and for my interview I would like to do an interpretive dance.
  • Honestly it pisses me off that we are ring twins. I want my FI to take mine back now. Maybe I need an everyday ring instead. 
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  • MIAF, please tell me the Kool-Aid has benzos in it.

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    Do not mess in the affairs of dinosaurs because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
    I love you Missy. Even though you are not smart enough to take online quizzes to find out really important information. ~cew
  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_want-one-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:6cab8d1b-2d1f-4f3a-97fb-1e06e0f10a61Post:d60d99c2-7eba-40a4-bc79-cbf665dee28a">Re: Want to be one of you</a>:
    [QUOTE]amelia should have shared her proposal story <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_just-engaged-proposals_im-new-1" rel="nofollow">http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_just-engaged-proposals_im-new-1</a>
    Posted by Jelenny[/QUOTE]

    ...................Interesting
    panther
  • Please dear God, let it be a troll. 
    Which did you like better? "Jedi" or "The Empire Strikes Back"? "Empire". Blasphemy. "Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.
  • I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

    Married in Vegas - June 2011


  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_want-one-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:6cab8d1b-2d1f-4f3a-97fb-1e06e0f10a61Post:d60d99c2-7eba-40a4-bc79-cbf665dee28a">Re: Want to be one of you</a>:
    [QUOTE]amelia should have shared her proposal story <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_just-engaged-proposals_im-new-1" rel="nofollow">http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_just-engaged-proposals_im-new-1</a>
    Posted by Jelenny[/QUOTE]

    WTF? He proposed twice? Geezus Chryst.
  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_want-one-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:6cab8d1b-2d1f-4f3a-97fb-1e06e0f10a61Post:28ca68ed-4463-4587-8d55-9edc564eb050">Re: Want to be one of you</a>:
    [QUOTE]MIAF, please tell me the Kool-Aid has benzos in it.
    Posted by missy68[/QUOTE]

    It is special Kool-aid. We can even call it Jesus Juice if you'd like.
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  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_want-one-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:6cab8d1b-2d1f-4f3a-97fb-1e06e0f10a61Post:b29ca1d0-61ba-4e4d-8314-aa9b73b0439d">Re: Want to be one of you</a>:
    [QUOTE]I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
    Posted by vegasgroom[/QUOTE]


    People know you.
    panther
  • "He was treating me like a princess and buying me everything I wanted, and even got us a $70 bottle of champagne! "

    All I ever wanted was a damn pony. He didn't get me that. But I did get a $2 bud light on my engagement night.
  • edited July 2010
    *SNORT*  @ Vegas
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    Do not mess in the affairs of dinosaurs because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
    I love you Missy. Even though you are not smart enough to take online quizzes to find out really important information. ~cew
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