Want to be one of you

shellydiane820

Oh goodness, if she's real I've lost all faith in humanity.

I think someone on TK is playing with us.  And not in a good way.

missy68

I'm pinning my hopes on Vegas being real. And becoming my Facebook friend.

Starmusica

please please please let her be a troll.. because all that energy on a monday is jsut plain exhausting... My eyes crossed trying to read the OP.

lol.. and I think "excited puppy" is the best thing I've seen all day.

amitrenti

Cool. I'm out. I still love you guys. I'll try back in a few weeks maybe when you've forgotten about me and start over. I'm really a cool person I swear, I'm funny and I think you would love going out with me, I just am very confident in who I am.

lilgina64

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_want-one-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:6cab8d1b-2d1f-4f3a-97fb-1e06e0f10a61Post:c04ef34e-5811-46c8-9364-f027e612c4ca">Re: Want to be one of you</a>:
[QUOTE]I'm not even sure that I'm real. 
Posted by goheels05[/QUOTE]

obviously you're not. You're just another troll. One of your 35 in fact.

On another note, I enjoy this vegas person. He is amusing.

Andplusalso... don't most guys at least pretend to get input on what kind of ering women want? I know everyone has a price, but really. PS- I'll do anything for a klondike bar, so that's my price to be bought.

mrscarter052011

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_want-one-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:6cab8d1b-2d1f-4f3a-97fb-1e06e0f10a61Post:5e9f895b-7be5-419c-af44-c4b0addf7570">Re: Want to be one of you</a>:
[QUOTE]please please please let her be a troll.. because all that energy on a monday is jsut plain exhausting... My eyes crossed trying to read the OP. lol.. and<strong> I think "excited puppy" is the best thing I've seen all day.</strong>
Posted by Starmusica[/QUOTE]

agreed

shellydiane820

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_want-one-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:6cab8d1b-2d1f-4f3a-97fb-1e06e0f10a61Post:59db78d1-a379-4fa8-ad2e-458852164bbb">Re: Want to be one of you</a>:
[QUOTE]Cool. I'm out. I still love you guys. I'll try back in a few weeks maybe when you've forgotten about me and start over. I'm really a cool person I swear, I'm funny and I think you would love going out with me, I just am very confident in who I am.
Posted by amitrenti[/QUOTE]

Somehow, I don't doubt that last part.

Starmusica

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_want-one-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:6cab8d1b-2d1f-4f3a-97fb-1e06e0f10a61Post:9a58c338-9c72-4ba1-ac2f-c5b5282bbfc3">Re: Want to be one of you</a>:
[QUOTE]I don't get why you think I'm "not real." <strong>As in not a real regular person, like a celebrity pretending to be a peasant or something</strong>?  I promise you that's not true. I'm just like everyone else, I just have a little money and so does my fi. And okay okay I get it that you don't like me now but just relax a little I didn't do anything wrong. I just want to post on this board and I think you should meet me first!  <strong>And I can't help that I got skinny and stayed that way, I just want to help people out who need a push!</strong>
Posted by amitrenti[/QUOTE]


ahaha. I saw this part after I posted. 

a celebrity pretending to be a peasant?!? Is that what the rest of us are? Eh.. I could be fairly content as a peasant...do I get to go to the snarky bride town fairs???

as for the skinny comment- I just puked in my mouth...

npasquale16

I think you guys are a little harsh

It's really hard being a celebrity, posing as a peasant, trying to meet your friends online while simultaneously deciding between wearing the e-ring or the everyday ring and maintaining your fabulous figure while helping the rest of the godforsaken behemoths on the other boards.  I mean she can't help that she comes from money and so does her fiance! And she can't help that she loves exclamation points!
;-)

mrscarter052011

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_want-one-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:6cab8d1b-2d1f-4f3a-97fb-1e06e0f10a61Post:59db78d1-a379-4fa8-ad2e-458852164bbb">Re: Want to be one of you</a>:
[QUOTE]Cool. I'm out. I still love you guys. I'll try back in a few weeks maybe when you've forgotten about me and start over. I'm really a cool person I swear, I'm funny and I think you would love going out with me, I just am very confident in who I am.
Posted by amitrenti[/QUOTE]

Well, it's great that you're cool being a spoiled snob.  Personally, I'm happy being a fat peasant.  TTYS!!!!

september's bride

I want VegasGroom to be real. I really want that, the same way I want Hogwarts to be real. I don't think my odds are good for either of them.

laurenclaire1386

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_want-one-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:6cab8d1b-2d1f-4f3a-97fb-1e06e0f10a61Post:59db78d1-a379-4fa8-ad2e-458852164bbb">Re: Want to be one of you</a>:
[QUOTE]Cool. I'm out. I still love you guys. I'll try back in a few weeks maybe when you've forgotten about me and start over. I'm really a cool person I swear, I'm funny and I think you would love going out with me, I just am very confident in who I am.
Posted by amitrenti[/QUOTE]
Everyone's gonna remember you. Not much you can do about it. And I wouldn't love going out with you because I only go out with people who weigh more than I do and have crappier jewelry. Clearly, it would never work.

Jelenny

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_want-one-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:6cab8d1b-2d1f-4f3a-97fb-1e06e0f10a61Post:f5f118ef-5381-48b0-9b85-6ed7a37ba774">Re: Want to be one of you</a>:
[QUOTE]shiit - jelenny, i just saw that you got to the gis link. i'm useless.
Posted by msange727[/QUOTE]

nah great minds think alike...

there seems to be a trend with the posts though - dontcha think

maratea

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_want-one-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:6cab8d1b-2d1f-4f3a-97fb-1e06e0f10a61Post:59db78d1-a379-4fa8-ad2e-458852164bbb">Re: Want to be one of you</a>:
[QUOTE]Cool. I'm out. I still love you guys. I'll try back in a few weeks maybe when you've forgotten about me and start over. I'm really a cool person I swear, I'm funny and I think you would love going out with me, I just am very confident in who I am.
Posted by amitrenti[/QUOTE]

Maybe try back in a few... never.

Signed,
Peasant Girl (aka nonceleb one ring)

DodgersBride

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_want-one-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:6cab8d1b-2d1f-4f3a-97fb-1e06e0f10a61Post:59db78d1-a379-4fa8-ad2e-458852164bbb">Re: Want to be one of you</a>:
[QUOTE]Cool. I'm out. I still love you guys. I'll try back in a few weeks maybe when you've forgotten about me and start over. I'm really a cool person I swear, I'm funny and I think you would love going out with me, I just am very confident in who I am.
Posted by amitrenti[/QUOTE]


Please stop with the I love you guys! Will you be coming back as yourself or as another AE? Maybe this time you can have 3 rings and would have lost 30lbs!

kd.joseph

Wow that doesnt sound creepy at all. "Just relax,it'll only hurt for a second, promise"

vegasgroom

I'm real, and I keeps it real!  I take great pride in being the only snarky groom.

amitrenti

Oh and P.S. I wasn't talking about that Meg when I said I love Meg, I meant meg8koz or whatever. And she didn't show up here. 

laurenclaire1386

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_want-one-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:6cab8d1b-2d1f-4f3a-97fb-1e06e0f10a61Post:28242169-38e4-442f-b749-cef7a0f861ac">Re: Want to be one of you</a>:
[QUOTE]Oh and P.S. I wasn't talking about that Meg when I said I love Meg, I meant meg8koz or whatever. And she didn't show up here. 
Posted by amitrenti[/QUOTE]
You hear that M&M? BURN! (I imagined Ashton Kutcher from That 70's Show when I typed that.)

carethb

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_want-one-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:6cab8d1b-2d1f-4f3a-97fb-1e06e0f10a61Post:54bacf21-3736-4d3b-9f08-e998b0d018b6">Re: Want to be one of you</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Want to be one of you : ahaha. I saw this part after I posted.  a celebrity pretending to be a peasant?!? Is that what the rest of us are? Eh.. I could be fairly content as a peasant...do I get to go to the snarky bride town fairs??? <strong>as for the skinny comment- I just puked in my mouth</strong>...
Posted by Starmusica[/QUOTE]

Maybe that's one of her tips...

Starmusica

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_want-one-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:6cab8d1b-2d1f-4f3a-97fb-1e06e0f10a61Post:28242169-38e4-442f-b749-cef7a0f861ac">Re: Want to be one of you</a>:
[QUOTE]Oh and P.S. I wasn't talking about that Meg when I said I love Meg, I meant meg8koz or whatever. And she didn't show up here. 
Posted by amitrenti[/QUOTE]


why are you hating on M&M?!

Nebb

You suck, just stop.

Jelenny

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_want-one-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:6cab8d1b-2d1f-4f3a-97fb-1e06e0f10a61Post:59db78d1-a379-4fa8-ad2e-458852164bbb">Re: Want to be one of you</a>:
[QUOTE]Cool. I'm out. I still love you guys. I'll try back in a few weeks maybe when you've forgotten about me and start over. I'm really a cool person I swear, I'm funny and I think you would love going out with me, <strong>I just am very confident in who I am.
</strong>Posted by amitrenti[/QUOTE]

i dunno one hell of a first impression - confident or cocky?

-bride to be with sniff sniff...one ring, no dinner, and no bended knee proposal

Starmusica

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_want-one-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:6cab8d1b-2d1f-4f3a-97fb-1e06e0f10a61Post:b6ff27ed-7e03-4810-a740-c394a3dc9a3e">Re: Want to be one of you</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Want to be one of you : Maybe that's one of her tips...
Posted by carethb[/QUOTE]


hahahaha. good point.

ricksang

Salt isn't on this board.

Nebb

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_want-one-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:6cab8d1b-2d1f-4f3a-97fb-1e06e0f10a61Post:bcc25f77-b50a-4aba-b814-4509476fd96f">Re: Want to be one of you</a>:
[QUOTE]Salt isn't on this board.
Posted by ricksang[/QUOTE]

precisely.

maratea

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_want-one-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:6cab8d1b-2d1f-4f3a-97fb-1e06e0f10a61Post:28242169-38e4-442f-b749-cef7a0f861ac">Re: Want to be one of you</a>:
[QUOTE]Oh and P.S. I wasn't talking about that Meg when I said I love Meg, I meant meg8koz or whatever. And she didn't show up here. 
Posted by amitrenti[/QUOTE]

To borrow from LC's sig, "Whatever hatters be hattin' ".

[Deleted User]

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_want-one-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:6cab8d1b-2d1f-4f3a-97fb-1e06e0f10a61Post:3fe30c68-a767-4edb-8fd0-dfd03dfb0c19">Re: Want to be one of you</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Want to be one of you : bride to be with sniff sniff...one ring, no dinner, and no bended knee proposal
Posted by Jelenny[/QUOTE]

It's okay, Jelenny, come join us in the peasants' hovel, home of the one-ring brides.

vegasgroom

Can we open a $70 bottle of champagne now?

amitrenti

I don't know how to quote posts like you guys all do, but to the comment saying Salt isn't on here, I'm sorry that I can't tell where people are supposed to be. I thought she was here and I know I see her posts a lot so where is she?  

I also have no idea what AE means except american eagle, but I am not a troll. I know the socalled lingo because I used to have another account here about a year ago when I was with my ex and then I stopped posting because we broke up