I judge..

SunriseAmber

We haven't done one of these in awhile so here it goes..

I judge people who refer to the bathroom (while talking to another adult) as the "little boys room". I don't know why but it just rubs me the wrong way. Maybe thats unpop but either way thats my judge.

LesPaul

I judge the hell out of a friend who decided it would be a great idea to take a hardship withdrawal from her 401k to finance a trip to DisneyWorld.  NO!  Throwing away your retirement because you promised little Mary a trip to Disney that you can't afford?  STUPID.

SunriseAmber

I guess I missed the memo that said trip to see Micky Mouse counted as a hard ship.

LoveyHowl

I judge Dot for being Chief Judge of The Knot. Dot, isn't there anyone or anything that pleases you? Ever?

ski2play

My, my, my Loveyhowl, your Judgy McJudgy pants seem to be a bit tight today.


I judge parents who allow their little snowflakes to run and scream at sit down dinners.

LoveyHowl

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[QUOTE]<strong>My, my, my Loveyhowl, your Judgy McJudgy pants seem to be a bit tight today. </strong>I judge parents who allow their little snowflakes to run and scream at sit down dinners.
Posted by ski2play[/QUOTE]

<div>Yep. I'll own up to that.</div>

NicoleSahara

I judge my friend who is opening a tanning salon. First, it doesn't seem like a smart decision when the last two haven't lasted very long. Secondly, I don't condone tanning in the first place and think of all the businesses you could start, that is pretty lame.

LesPaul

You know, DJ, I'm not sure the documentation required for 'hardship'.  She could always use the threat of foreclosure, since she's about a paycheck away from losing her house. 

Which is another reason I judge the hell out of wasting more then $5k on a vacation (in her case).  And the rationalization pisses me off - 'but I promised the kids!'.  Well, sounds like a life lesson for the little darlings - WE CAN"T AFFORD AN EXPENSIVE VACATION.

LesPaul

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[QUOTE]I judge my friend who is opening a tanning salon. First, it doesn't seem like a smart decision when the last two haven't lasted very long. Secondly, I don't condone tanning in the first place and think of all the businesses you could start, that is pretty lame.
Posted by NicoleSahara[/QUOTE]

Yes, and the tanning salon market seems pretty saturated to me.  At least it is here - there are probably a dozen salons within a 2 mile radius.

anna.oskar

i judge people who try to drive vehicles they cannot handle.  Earlier in the week I watched a dude take a right turn with a boat trailer that took out the curb so much that he was almost on the grass on the other side.  Then this morning, chick in a Uhaul swerved decided to merge into me.  Luckily, I noticed and swerved.  She obviously did not see me.  Know your blind spots people.

Blueyed228

I judge mangagement rings and hot dogs at weddings.

DodgersBride

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[QUOTE]I judge mangagement rings and hot dogs at weddings.
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

We know a couple that are engaged and he wears a ring. We don't know if it is a mangagment ring or a wedding ring. I think I over heard the girl say they JOP but are planning for a wedding next year. I want to ask but I don't know if it is rude or not.

SunriseAmber

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[QUOTE]I judge Dot for being Chief Judge of The Knot. Dot, isn't there anyone or anything that pleases you? Ever?
Posted by LoveyHowl[/QUOTE]

You're on an "I judge" thread and you call her out about this now..? Does that make any sense to you?

Blueyed228

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I judge.. : We know a couple that are engaged and he wears a ring. We don't know if it is a mangagment ring or a wedding ring. I think I over heard the girl say they JOP but are planning for a wedding next year. I want to ask but I don't know if it is rude or not.
Posted by DodgersBride[/QUOTE]

If a man is wearing a band on his wedding ring finger, im going to assume he is married and/or he wants you to think he is married.  I judge it so hard, lol.  I dont care if its cultural or not.  Ring on finger = married to 99% of the population.

[Deleted User]

I'm judging Comcast for being 2 hours late to the appointment, but only because now I  can't have my pre-work nap and I'm grumpy.

I judge a guy I know for smoking in car  while his newborn is in the backseat.

DodgersBride

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I judge.. : If a man is wearing a band on his wedding ring finger, im going to assume he is married and/or he wants you to think he is married.  I judge it so hard, lol.  I dont care if its cultural or not.  Ring on finger = married to 99% of the population.
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

I wouldn't put it pass them to be married and then planning a PPD later. I honestly think if they are not married it might be her insecurities. She might have it wear so people think he is married. 

SunriseAmber

Wtf does that douchebag not see the commercials about smoking in the car with the baby?

Idiot.

Sorry about your nap time.

Blueyed228

I judge the tv ads the state has been playing here about 3rd hand smoke.  Give.me.a.break.

mrsbiss2be

I judge people who park right beside me in a parking lot and the entire lot is empty. Especially when they leave me little to no space to get in the darn car. I've been known to kick doors or open my door as far as it can go to get in. If you're going to be an a$$ and park where you did then I'm going to be a $itch and leave a farewell gift on your door.

Blueyed228

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[QUOTE]I judge people who park right beside me in a parking lot and the entire lot is empty. Especially when they leave me little to no space to get in the darn car.<strong><u> I've been known to kick doors or open my door as far as it can go to get in.</u></strong> If you're going to be an a$$ and park where you did then I'm going to be a $itch and leave a farewell gift on your door.
Posted by mrsbiss2be[/QUOTE]

You are about to get judged hard for this.  Put your seatbelt on and enjoy the ride.

SunriseAmber

I judge people who use leashes on their kids. A lady was walking her dog by my parents house this past weekend with a dog on a leash in one hand and her kid on a leash in the other.

Does she not see the resemblance?

NcsuPsych

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[QUOTE]You know, DJ, I'm not sure the documentation required for 'hardship'.  She could always use the threat of foreclosure, since she's about a paycheck away from losing her house.  Which is another reason I judge the hell out of wasting more then $5k on a vacation (in her case).  And the rationalization pisses me off - 'but I promised the kids!'. <strong> Well, sounds like a life lesson for the little darlings - WE CAN"T AFFORD AN EXPENSIVE VACATION.</strong>
Posted by LesPaul[/QUOTE]

Amen. As kids, my dad (single parent) would say that we could go on vacations every summer, and more times than not, we didn't go anywhere. It's part of life for crying out loud. She's basically teaching the kids (well, if they knew what she was doing), that it's okay to go on lavish vacations, even when you can't afford your basic bills.


I judge my mom for bitching me out via text because I asked if my grandmother would be at their house for Thanksgiving. Apparently she can't plan 4 months in advance and thinks that DH and I (who will have to drive 3+ hours) are crazy for planning that far out.

SunriseAmber

cfas, that literally just made me sick. I don't understand how people could do that to another human.

Blueyed228

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[QUOTE]What the hell is 3rd hand smoke? How does that even work? I'm around a smoker -- /> my hair smells like smoke --> a third person breathes it in?
Posted by cfaszews25[/QUOTE]

Pretty much.  The ads have babies and kids in them.  Cause smelling smoke on my shirt is going to give them cancer.  Duh.

lbarr088

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[QUOTE]I judge people who park right beside me in a parking lot and the entire lot is empty. Especially when they leave me little to no space to get in the darn car. I've been known to kick doors or open my door as far as it can go to get in. If you're going to be an a$$ and park where you did then I'm going to be a $itch and leave a farewell gift on your door.
Posted by mrsbiss2be[/QUOTE]

<div>You sound like a gem.  Good for you for being Queen of Parking Etiquette.  Just an FYI, IF there are cameras around you are screwed my friend.  People park too close sometimes, that's life.  </div><div>
</div><div>I judge anyone new or old that comes on here with thread titles with any form of the word "snark" in it.  FFS.</div>

NcsuPsych

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[QUOTE]I judge people who park right beside me in a parking lot and the entire lot is empty. Especially when they leave me little to no space to get in the darn car. I've been known to kick doors or open my door as far as it can go to get in. If you're going to be an a$$ and park where you did then I'm going to be a $itch and leave a farewell gift on your door.
Posted by mrsbiss2be[/QUOTE]

I get your frustration, I really do, especially since when I parked on campus, it seemed like no one could park a freaking car anywhere. However, purposely damaging someone else's property, simply because you're inconvenienced is bull$hit and just wrong (IMO). I would never do this. I would however leave them a note on their windshield requesting they go back to driving school and re-learn how to park their car.

Therefore, I judge you. WTF is wrong with you?

SunriseAmber

Haha damn Blue called it.

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]I judge people who park right beside me in a parking lot and the entire lot is empty. Especially when they leave me little to no space to get in the darn car. I've been known to kick doors or open my door as far as it can go to get in. If you're going to be an a$$ and park where you did then I'm going to be a $itch and leave a farewell gift on your door.
Posted by mrsbiss2be[/QUOTE]

So...you purposely damage someone else's personal property because they parked too close to your precious car? You're a pretty awful person.

lbarr088

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I judge.. : So...you purposely damage someone else's personal property because they parked too close to your precious car? You're a pretty awful person.
Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]

<div>She forgot to mention that when people walk too close to her she punches them in the face.  </div>

NicoleSahara

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[QUOTE]I judge people who park right beside me in a parking lot and the entire lot is empty. Especially when they leave me little to no space to get in the darn car. I've been known to kick doors or <strong>open my door as far as it can go to get in</strong>. If you're going to be an a$$ and park where you did then I'm going to be a $itch and leave a farewell gift on your door.
Posted by mrsbiss2be[/QUOTE]

Wow, I judge YOU. You're kind of an assface. If you can open your door as far as it can go, they're not <em>that</em> close to you. Sure it's annoying when people park closely to you, but to purposefully damage their car? I hope someone catches you doing this.

gurrlballa10

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[QUOTE]I judge people who park right beside me in a parking lot and the entire lot is empty. Especially when they leave me little to no space to get in the darn car. I've been known to kick doors or open my door as far as it can go to get in. If you're going to be an a$$ and park where you did then I'm going to be a $itch and leave a farewell gift on your door.
Posted by mrsbiss2be[/QUOTE]

Um...WTF?  I don't give twoshits how close someone is parked to you.  Denting their car because your pissed off, makes absolutely no sense.