FFF

laurenclaire1386

Let's get this party started. I've never started FFF before.

polichik

....and I've never been here for one before!

Although I don't have any flames. Poli fail!

[Deleted User]

I can't. qt was banned and I was saving up my best for her. What fun is it if she can't read my oh-so-stalkerish words?

ohwhynot

Hmmm.  Only the "throw your own shower" girl, but mostly because she didn't come back and tell what she thought was necessary to start their lives together.   I was really curious. 

FutureMrsTR

Yeah, I was going to say the throw your own shower girl, too.  I can't remember her name.

laurenclaire1386

Aprovencher drives me NUCKING FUTS. You like weiner dogs, I get it. You're a conservative, I get it.

georgia_bride09

Mini flame for brookelynpaisley: it's one thing to KUI, but it's entirely different to write stupid one-liners in every thread just for the hell of it.

Bigger flame: all the people who thought it was so awesome and egged her on.

laurenclaire1386

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_fff-37?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:074b7128-7940-4bea-b3dc-5ba90fb4fdeePost:67e0dce1-7abb-40c4-8a1e-961b0cd8fc53">Re: FFF</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : Who the eff is QT? I'm curious.
Posted by Champagne Supernova[/QUOTE]
A big bag o crazy on CC the other day. I've been keeping my flames to this board only.

JanoBean75

I flame that Kristen girl (the one w/ the beach sig) for her stuck-in-the-1950s-etiquette advice. And for her source being the Father of the Bride. Is she real??

ohwhynot

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_fff-37?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:074b7128-7940-4bea-b3dc-5ba90fb4fdeePost:6b531b76-15cf-4c8e-8dcb-157b6ca9df1d">Re: FFF</a>:
[QUOTE]Aprovencher drives me NUCKING FUTS. You like weiner dogs, I get it. You're a conservative, I get it.
Posted by laurenclaire1386[/QUOTE]
I'll jump on this bandwagon. 

psichick

qt and the shower girl. and my club board for being too puppies and rainbows. what's so hard to understand about it being rude to NOT invite someone to your ceremony, only the reception, because you don't want to pay for chairs for them to sit in? and 60 people is not a freaking "small intimate ceremony". 

[Deleted User]

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_fff-37?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:074b7128-7940-4bea-b3dc-5ba90fb4fdeePost:67e0dce1-7abb-40c4-8a1e-961b0cd8fc53">Re: FFF</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : Who the eff is QT? I'm curious.
Posted by Champagne Supernova[/QUOTE]

How on earth did you miss qtvixen and her 'flame on' posts? She was all the about "you girls are so mean, you big bitches" posts until she got banned. It was the highlight of my week.

squirrly

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_fff-37?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:074b7128-7940-4bea-b3dc-5ba90fb4fdeePost:6910f072-c3ab-4481-ae55-f5f5ab0a2bba">Re: FFF</a>:
[QUOTE]I flame that Kristen girl (the one w/ the beach sig) for her stuck-in-the-1950s-etiquette advice. And for her source being the Father of the Bride. Is she real??
Posted by JanoBean75[/QUOTE]

She's real, she's crazy, and I've flamed her before.  She's been marginally better for the last month or so, though, I thought.  Maybe less so this week (I've been SWAMPED with being in a new town and all and have missed some posts).

psichick

i missed the end of the qt threads before she got banned. i am disappoint. 

quotequeen

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_fff-37?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:074b7128-7940-4bea-b3dc-5ba90fb4fdeePost:6910f072-c3ab-4481-ae55-f5f5ab0a2bba">Re: FFF</a>:
[QUOTE]I flame that Kristen girl (the one w/ the beach sig) for her stuck-in-the-1950s-etiquette advice. And for her source being the Father of the Bride. Is she real??
Posted by JanoBean75[/QUOTE]


Is she the one that keeps telling people if their FILs don't pay for the RD that means they don't support the marriage?

JanoBean75

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_fff-37?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:074b7128-7940-4bea-b3dc-5ba90fb4fdeePost:a72e8466-87ce-4df7-bc3d-69a357a9d969">Re: FFF</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : She's real, she's crazy, and I've flamed her before.  She's been marginally better for the last month or so, though, I thought.  Maybe less so this week (I've been SWAMPED with being in a new town and all and have missed some posts).
Posted by squirrly[/QUOTE]

Does she ever defend her reasoning? It seems like she pops in for a quick crazy and disappears for a while.

laurenclaire1386

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_fff-37?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:074b7128-7940-4bea-b3dc-5ba90fb4fdeePost:faf6b48c-f0b5-4ec4-9254-4950fb6dd879">Re: FFF</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : Does she ever defend her reasoning? It seems like she pops in for a quick crazy and disappears for a while.
Posted by JanoBean75[/QUOTE]
I don't think I've ever seen her argue with anyone who's called her out or defend herself after someone says something smartass to her.

JanoBean75

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_fff-37?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:074b7128-7940-4bea-b3dc-5ba90fb4fdeePost:e51ba229-de00-426d-a61e-c3fc5637f58c">Re: FFF</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : Is she the one that keeps telling people if their FILs don't pay for the RD that means they don't support the marriage?
Posted by quotequeen[/QUOTE]

Maybe, I'm not sure. I know she thinks that the bride's parents ALWAYS host the wedding. That's how they do it in the South. And in Father of the Bride. The flame I'm on is from the thread about the B&G driving guests to the airport. Because the bride and groom ALWAYS leave the reception 45 minutes early for their honeymoon.

laurenclaire1386

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_fff-37?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:074b7128-7940-4bea-b3dc-5ba90fb4fdeePost:409e153f-ded6-4c4c-a7cb-b9f8d33f2366">Re: FFF</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : Yes. Can't believe I miss the QT thing.
Posted by Champagne Supernova[/QUOTE]
I has a present for you:

<a rel="nofollow" href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_chit-chat_flame-please-reach-300_.0">http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_chit-chat_flame-please-reach-300_.0</a>

Brie2010

Not a full on flame, but I'm a little creeped out by Matt's Penguin's blog (The Fit Bridesmaid), which she admitted in the comments of my blog awhile back is a spin-off of my old blog (The Fit Bride).  I can't decide whether it's flattering or weird.

psichick

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_fff-37?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:074b7128-7940-4bea-b3dc-5ba90fb4fdeePost:8bc2d0df-7af9-4072-94dd-7ff6192c100f">Re: FFF</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : Maybe, I'm not sure. I know she thinks that the bride's parents ALWAYS host the wedding. That's how they do it in the South. And in Father of the Bride. The flame I'm on is from the thread about the B&G driving guests to the airport. Because the bride and groom ALWAYS leave the reception 45 minutes early for their honeymoon.
Posted by JanoBean75[/QUOTE]

<div>we're leaving on our honeymoon two days later. i guess we're completely fubared. </div>

JanoBean75

I missed the QT stuff. My job doesn't let me be online (boo!) so I miss all the fun stuff.

kellyjellybelly

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_fff-37?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:074b7128-7940-4bea-b3dc-5ba90fb4fdeePost:faf6b48c-f0b5-4ec4-9254-4950fb6dd879">Re: FFF</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : Does she ever defend her reasoning? It seems like she pops in for a quick crazy and disappears for a while.
Posted by JanoBean75[/QUOTE]
She hails from the West Coast Florida board, and someone called her out there once for her ridiculous answers.  Her response was:  "you asked for the etiquette, so I'm telling you the proper etiquette."  

laurenclaire1386

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_fff-37?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:074b7128-7940-4bea-b3dc-5ba90fb4fdeePost:ba0c7154-606c-440f-9585-be20712f07ec">Re: FFF</a>:
[QUOTE]Not a full on flame, but I'm a little creeped out by Matt's Penguin's blog (The Fit Bridesmaid), which she admitted in the comments of my blog awhile back is a spin-off of my old blog (The Fit Bride).  I can't decide whether it's flattering or weird.
Posted by Brie2010[/QUOTE]
That girl ain't quite right. She's nice enough, but I've determined that her head is filled with Jet Puffed Marshmallows.

Brie2010

Also, Kristennumbers posted on Health & Fitness on the Nest yesterday asking about hormone replacement therapy for menopause, which, fine, whatever, but at the end she was like, "Young ladies, go ask your 50 year old mothers what they use and let me know."  Yeah, like I'm going to call my mom and be like, "Hey, what kind of hormones are you on?  Some internet random stranger wants to know."

squirrly

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_fff-37?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:074b7128-7940-4bea-b3dc-5ba90fb4fdeePost:faf6b48c-f0b5-4ec4-9254-4950fb6dd879">Re: FFF</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : Does she ever defend her reasoning? It seems like she pops in for a quick crazy and disappears for a while.
Posted by JanoBean75[/QUOTE]

One time, on Invites, she responded to me.  But only once.  And I've quoted/disagreed/flamed/etc. her on here and Invites well over 200 times, I'd guess.  I've never seen her answer other people, either, so it's not just me.  But she gives ridiculous, archaic advice and I can't let it go unchecked. 

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, and Kristennumbers is from some moon of Jupiter, I'm pretty sure.  Of course, the southern hemisphere of said moon.

Moneypenny424

I flame that Audrey girl in the "Unpopular Opinions" thread who is pretentious and calls soccer "futbol" because she's spent time in Brazil.  Come on.

AdeleDazeem

I would like to flame MrsTayPrincedouchewazzle for rearing her ugly head on my club board and pretending to be innocent and new.  And spelling ivory as ivery.

Everyone was sweet as pie to her.  'Cept Aggie who knows the truth

ebonyivory10

This is my first FFF, I'm kind of a lurker here, I post mostly on the Vegas local board.

But I don't have anyone to flame from E. I'd have to flame Katzilla Dances for making the thread in Chit Chat about getting married via JOP and hiding it for 5 weeks until the wedding because she's so "stressed out" about planning the wedding.  Sorry, but that's a terribly lame excuse.

Brie2010

This is her comment from way back in September on my blog:

Brie – so I started to read your blog. I have to say I’m very impressed. I think that you’re motivation and insight are very inspiring to me. In fact, I decided to piggy back on your blog and started my own. I’m going to be the MOH in a wedding January, thus thefitbridesmaid.blogspot.com. Not as interesting as yours is yet . .
Plus, as a fellow Midwesterner (although I live in Boston now) who went to Purdue and spent a few semesters in Chicago, I’ve enjoyed seeing the details about your wedding.

Good luck!! I look forward to reading more! (hope this doesn’t sound creepy)

I mean it is nice and all, but I think it's a little strange to make a spin-off of someone else's blog and admit that it is one.  She's perfectly nice, but I do find it a little creepy.

ohwhynot

Oh good one, Moneypenny.  She was annoying in other threads, too, but that one was something else.  I loved when the Brazilian chimed in with "actually, it's futebol."