KPP's?

georgia_bride09

[QUOTE]In Response to Re: KPP's? : I was just going to say that as something small to start off with, those vibrating rings aren't bad. I guess it depends on which ones. The ones that are made by Durex or trojan are pretty crappy, but the one we bought from the adult store is a vibrating ring that has a sleeve like thing attached for a bullet to go inside it. FI likes that we can either use it together or he can remove the bullet and use it on me.
Posted by lovethebeach16[/QUOTE]

Well, the one we bought was the double buzzer or something, and it ended up just being weird. I'm sure a higher quality one with one well-placed buzzer would be better. [note to self]

georgia_bride09

[QUOTE]In Response to Re: KPP's? : I am picturing you dressed up like Oprah right now and it's totally making my day. Also, what she said, times a squillion. 
Posted by Brie2010[/QUOTE]

LOL.

Look under your chairs, ladies. Everyone gets VIBRATOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Sing2phins

This is like a virtual version of that scene from Fried Green Tomatoes where the ladies are all sitting around somebody's living room in their floral dresses and pearls and the leader lady asks them to take out a hand mirror and examine their lady parts.  Good times.

MattsPenguin

Sarah, we did a LDR for almost two years.  And it was definitely nothing (when we were apart) and multiple times a day when we were together.  When we moved in together, it started out pretty hot and heavy.  But then, as usual, it petered out.  At first I was freaking out if we went two days in a row, but now we've relaxed a bit more.  Probably too much.

Anyway, that's TMI, but I just wanted to say that I can definitely relate to the LDR part of playing when it's so exciting to be with each for just a day or two.

danieliza1127

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[QUOTE]LOL. Look under your chairs, ladies. Everyone gets VIBRATOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Posted by georgia_bride09[/QUOTE]

Hahahahahahahaha

Brie2010

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[QUOTE]LOL. Look under your chairs, ladies. Everyone gets VIBRATOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Posted by georgia_bride09[/QUOTE]


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!  (faints)

Birdie1483

We had the LDR problem too. It seemed to put too much pressure on him to perform in the short amount of time we had and he ended up shutting down. It took months to get over. And it's werid, but when I lived in my hometown I always secretly felt like I was doing it behind my mom's back, even in my own apartment. It was liberating when I moved out of town.

Bubbalub

Ok, I finally finished reading. Jeebus this is a long thread!

My non-picture KPP would be similar to pps: I have never been truly happy with my body. I used to be a ballerina and, even though I was skinny by normal standards, I was "fat" by ballet standards. My thighs have always touched, I've always had a curve to my tummy. I have stretch marks from puberty on my hips and since I've gained weight after quitting ballet I now have cellulite too. I gained 20 lbs immediately, leveled out for years, then in the last two years have gained 25 more lbs. I am at my heaviest ever, basically the weight I imagined I would be while pregnant, and while the people around me tell me I look fine all I see is a muffin top and fat rolls when I look in the mirror. That's not to say I never feel like I look good, but I definitely FEEL the extra weight.

It's also hard when I'm trying to exercise. I play soccer 2x a week at lunch and dragging around 25 extra pounds in the heat is exhausting. I'm already older and losing stamina just because of my age but adding the extra poundage is like a slap in the face.

/end whine

sarah0725

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[QUOTE]We had the LDR problem too. It seemed to put too much pressure on him to perform in the short amount of time we had and he ended up shutting down. It took months to get over. And it's werid, but when I lived in my hometown I always secretly felt like I was doing it behind my mom's back, even in my own apartment. It was liberating when I moved out of town. :)
Posted by Birdie1483[/QUOTE]

And I think what happened to your FI has happened a bit to both of us. And it also doesn't help that I tend to pull away when I'm said, and I would always get really sad when I had to leave. It's frustrating, but I'm hoping that being together more often will help us to work it out.

akhensley81

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[QUOTE]LOL. Look under your chairs, ladies. Everyone gets VIBRATOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Posted by georgia_bride09[/QUOTE]

ZOMG the supersexy UPS delivery driver walked in to my office right as I read this and my face is still red!!

polichik

I bought a vibrator after FI and I had been together for a few years. I lived with my two best friends in my senior year in college, and one of them has MS. She had never orgasmed from masturbation (she hadn't dated yet at that point) and was afraid that she had nerve damage and wouldn't be capable of having an orgasm, which she said can happen with MS. So, the three of us went to the one sex shop in Colorado Springs (very sketchy place) and bought matching bright purple vibrators. I think they were $10 each or something.

She ran out of her room later crying with happiness. I guess everything was OK down there I called FI with the good news (we're all sort of a family), so the idea was introduced and we went from there. He was totally open to it, which was great.

Birdie1483

It definitely will. You won't have that "Well, I'm really tired but we better do it now, because it'll be three weeks before we can do it again, IF we can do it then." You'll just be able to be like "eh, lets wait till morning."

Pirata13

Mine is about what TR's is. Like hardly has ever happened with anyone. TR, I was totally honest with FI when we started getting intimate. So he knew it wasn't an issue. And said um yeah sometimes I might help myself and he was like "cool!".  I think he'd be totally ok if I got the bullet.  Just be honest with him, just say that you have always had a problem with O during, and honestly, it's more common that you think. But I totally feel like there is something wrong with me. 

And I'm jumping on the body dysmorphic disorder train and say that no matter how good FI or anyone says I look, I think I'm gross unless I can ever get myself back to a certain weight and shape. And not impossible, and not unhealthy. I always tell myself "I can always be better."  And I don't worry about this from a standpoint of thinking FI will leave me in 10 years for a younger woman, but I hate that I am about to turn 40 and I can see differences in my face etc that weren't there a few years ago.  My mom had an aunt who became a recluse when she got older because she hated the way she looked aged. And sometimes I think "Jesus, I'm going to be Aunt Helen."

parker624

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[QUOTE] I also have severe keratosis pilaris on the back of my arms, which doesn't help my arm image. It's so gross and there's no cure, which sucks. I'm trying to find makeup to put on them for the wedding, but I'm terrified of it rubbing off onto my dress or FI's tux.
Posted by polichik[/QUOTE]

 I have this too, and nothing helps.  Another post secret is that I keep picking at it, like they're zits.  Now I have scars on my arms.  Prob just going to ask the photog to photoshop it out?!

MISSCOURTNEY20

LDR?? What is that?

Vibrators under the chair.....I almost looked!!!! ~~Blushing~~

FutureMrsTR

Courtney - Long Distance Relationship

klovesd

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[QUOTE]Knot Post Publics.  OR JUST CONFESSIONS SANS GRAPHICS for those of you who can't make a secret at work. I've heard people say about the KPS's to JUST SAY IT ON THE BOARD, so let's do that. Make a Post Public, or post a KPS here that you've already made and submitted and want to own up to. COME ON. I'll start.  
Posted by crfische[/QUOTE]

I actually caught an ex-friend of mine going through my text messages, so your fear is not too crazy sounding

sarah0725

LDR = long distance relationship

FI and I have been living 800 miles apart for the last three years, and we'll be moving into the same apartment at the end of the summer.

georgia_bride09

I will say that my H being an oral expert when we met had a lot to do with my first O with a partner.

I think guys grow up thinking that penetraton alone will get every woman off, every time due to movies and "movies" and stuff. If only this was something their fathers would teach them when puberty hits...

It would save EVERYONE a lot of problems later on.

jayjoe

i cant do graphics at work but here is my KPS (which, after reading this post seems very fitting):

I am 33. DH wants one child (which i am very happy with) and i keep putting it off. He thinks its because i dont like kids (which is sort of true ). The truth is, i am a chub and deathly afraid that i will never be able to lose the weight i gain while pregnant. I am on weight watchers and have lost 10 lbs in a little over a month but i'm basically losing weight to gain it again by getting pregnant. I know that the older i get the harder it will be to have kids but i'm not losing weight fast enough to be ok with starting to try for a baby. I know too many women in my family that had babies, got really heavy and never lost it. I am afraid i will be one of them.

louisvillebride21

HOW EXCITED ARE YOU, SARAH? For me, that parts even better than being married Well they kinda went hand in hand, but the living together really is the best.

louisvillebride21

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[QUOTE]I will say that my H being an oral expert when we met had a lot to do with my first O with a partner. I think guys grow up thinking that penetraton alone will get every woman off, every time due to movies and "movies" and stuff. If only this was something their fathers would teach them when puberty hits... It would save EVERYONE a lot of problems later on.
Posted by georgia_bride09[/QUOTE]
Just for you saying that, I'm going to incorporate that into our 'talks' with our kids.

ohwhynot

GeorgiaBride - yes!  I read somewhere something about women should get as protective and insistent about having an O as men are - very few men would "settle" for sex without one, at least not on a regular basis.  I took that advice to heart with this relationship and fi is happy (very happy!) to use anything it takes to get me there.  Fun times. 

MISSCOURTNEY20

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[QUOTE]Courtney - Long Distance Relationship
Posted by FutureMrsTR[/QUOTE]

Gotcha!

baystateapple

I'm right there with all of you ladies.  I've wanted a baby for as long as I can remember back, but I'm terrified of ballooning up like all of the women in my family after having a baby.  My mother was thinner than I am now before she had me and my sister, and she never lost the weight.  I don't know if that was due to lifestyle or genetics.

It's not going to stop me from trying for a baby (or the two that FI wants).  But it does haunt me.

danieliza1127

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[QUOTE]HOW EXCITED ARE YOU, SARAH? For me, that parts even better than being married :D Well they kinda went hand in hand, but the living together really is the best.
Posted by louisvillebride21[/QUOTE]


Haha, I was going to say ARE YOU SCARED SARAH? 

sarah0725

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_kpps?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:0bc654db-814b-4f87-ba37-2f0f428636bcPost:24869979-972e-4b93-b176-a0190dbd985f">Re: KPP's?</a>:
[QUOTE]HOW EXCITED ARE YOU, SARAH? For me, that parts even better than being married :D Well they kinda went hand in hand, but the living together really is the best.
Posted by louisvillebride21[/QUOTE]

Oh, I am very, very, very, very, very excited! We just picked out our new apartment this past week, and it is a palace compared to anywhere either of us has lived before. Good old Milwaukee and its cheap rent. :) So yeah, we have a lovely new place, and we're going to live in it together, and I couldn't be happier.

sarah0725

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: KPP's? : Haha, I was going to say ARE YOU SCARED SARAH? 
Posted by danieliza1127[/QUOTE]

Haha Dani! Mostly excited :)

danieliza1127

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: KPP's? : Haha Dani! Mostly excited :)
Posted by sarah0725[/QUOTE]


Good, that's awesome!  :)

parker624

RE: LDRs

I was in an LDR for 2 1/2 years before he moved to be with me.  And for the first year i would get violently ill every time we'd be together; it was definitely me having a "nervous stomach."  But I knew FI was the one the first time i flew out to see him, on my bday, and instead of going out to a fancy restaurant as he had planned, he bought me pepto and gatorade and rubbed my back.