For the bored- BSC on the Bump

kikibaby

http://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/24943631.aspx?MsdVisit=1There are so many things wrong with this lady that I don't even know where to begin (don't forget to check the dates in her tickers).

[Deleted User]

That is a shiit ton of kids. No wonder they are confused.

Night_Sprite

You already have 5.  You don't need IVF. 

laurenclaire1386

I think someone C&P'd this on another board.  But yeah.  There's all kinds of crazy up in that post.  This is why there should be an aptitude test for reproduction.

kikibaby

But great part- getting married in July (to hubby #3), IVF in April.  Hmmmm.....

eponville

that woman leaves me speechless!!!

Brie2010

I wish Daff was here.

missy68

Gotta have it nownownownownow.

fangsiting

Yeah, I cannot keep track of that many babies & daddies. 

aimerzkd214

Those poor kids already on to daddy number 3, no wonder they are so confused on what to call him.

laurenclaire1386

Kiki, FI probably won't be the father of the April or May IVF baby.  Just to keep things interesting.  Because her life isn't fuckedup enough already.

kate51485

Holy shiiiit.  I'm surprised she doesn't just say, "Hey you!" for everyone.

kikibaby

She should just get knocked up at a bar.  Cheaper than IVF, and really, would it be much different?

fangsiting

If she plays her cards right & gets a reality show for her family, Jon Gosselin might be daddy number 4!!

scoetto

Wow. Um. Wow.

ExpatPumpkin

This is probably really judgmental, but I think it's kind of gross to have kids by three different (living) fathers. Two, okay. Three? Yucky.

kikibaby

Fang!  Now I just had a visual of Jon Gosselin naked.  There goes my lunch

laurenclaire1386

I'm really sick of TLC rewarding people for having way too many children.  Seriously.

aimerzkd214

The reality show could be called Kate and Jon and Robert and James plus 8.

ac_in_dc

Wow, there is so much wrong here. I hate to say this but she kind of reminds me of my BSC sister (I have 3, 2 are normal) in the way that she can make a totally fuucked up situation sound reasonable and logical as she's talking about it.

SwedishChick2011

Of course her poor kids are going to have trouble keeping their dads straight.  There are three of them!  What does she expect?  Stop having kids, lady! 

freckled*bride

I wonder if she knows my friend...

kikibaby

I know, ac!  She doesn't seem to think there's anything strange about having 5 kids by 2 dads and wanting more f'ing kids. She thinks the ONLY issue is that the babies (yes, still BABIES) are calling #3 "Daddy".

vicmo5

I can't not imagine what this woman's poor children are going through.  I can't imagine having such a crazy, selfish whore for a mother.

tmm140

What does MUD mean?? I see it everywhere and can't figure it out!! Oh yeah and she is nutty and needs to stop having children.

ExpatPumpkin

This is the best piece of advice she was given over there: [i]Um, wow. Hold off on the babymaking until AFTER the wedding. You've got 5 kids with 2 different dads and you're worried about making more before you're even married. [b]Surely you've learned by now that having kids with a man does not make him stay.[/b] Slow down![/i]

ac_in_dc

MUD = made up drama

mandysmear

Dear god.

ExpatPumpkin

MUD = Made up drama. Generally associated with trolls

ac_in_dc

I wonder how it's possible to give 5 kids--2 of them toddlers--the attention and love that they need, especially with a recent divorce?? And still have time to develop a relationship with someone new, and deal with the stresses of IVF to create yet another child? How come it's always people like this that have a shiit-ton of kids? My BSC sister has 4 by 2 marriages, and spends waay too much emotional energy chasing men instead of taking care of her kids.

[Deleted User]

Ok so she has 2 year olds, divorced that baby-daddy and managed to get over the failed marriage and then find a new sap?! She is fast.