FFF

KellyBrian2013

Other peoples' feet only skeeve me out when they're touching me. Otherwise I don't care. Though, FI insists on cutting his toenails in the shower and that seriously grosses me out for no real reason... it just does.

baystateapple

I think this is pretty much the worst FFF ever.

calixtine

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_fff-98?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:8ff88aa3-daf6-472e-9417-158a1803f6e5Post:dc905ccb-3823-4030-a36f-38dc4d9d7446">Re: FFF</a>:
[QUOTE]I will make you some feet soup, special.  And then rub my feet all over your face.  But leave your shoes at the door please, they are dirty and I can't have them in my house. Seriously you guys this thread sucks.  Who's baby do I have to punt to shake some shiiit up? 
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

I think we ran out of flames on Page 1.  Quick, say something flame worthy!

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT FEET!
Posted by rachers1017[/QUOTE]


OMG EW

midgetthemighty

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_fff-98?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:8ff88aa3-daf6-472e-9417-158a1803f6e5Post:38da8d5b-9358-4384-85da-15da2e3bbab3">Re: FFF</a>:
[QUOTE]Feet and guns.  Really? Can't we do better than that? Remember the good FFF last week that was at least temporarily eaten by TK (not sure if it ever came back)? Well, this one will live forever;  only the good threads get eaten.
Posted by djhar[/QUOTE]

Cause only the good die young!

AllAboutTheBenjamin

I think E should do a Roast.  We tried one on SB but it was pretty tame.

Megbo2012

Special ygpm again

Nebb

You guys would hate this, when we are in bed reading at night my husband rubs my legs with his feet. I love it. I'm totally not skeeved out even a little bit by feet.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Boogers.

[Deleted User]

H and I once got into a debate over how long it would take to fill one of these bowls we have with nail clippings. It is still an unusettled debate, as we refuse to actually try it. but I still tell him that I'm right.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Haha Nebb we actually do the same thing.  Except sometimes his toenails like, gouge me because he waits so long to clip them.  They are like little shards of death.  Or big shards.  I dunno.

EW EW EW.   pfft.

Lizzieyounce

People who talk on their cell phones while using the bathroom. They make me stabby.

midgetthemighty

Oh, I can't believe I didn't think of this until now considering 99% of this thread has been about feet but you remember that girl in my office (from another company just using some of our extra space) who used "V as in vagina" in spelling a site name to client? She walks around the entire office without shoes. Inappropriate times infinity.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]Some ladies on my bump board are talking about how their babies are "Fifty Shades of Grey" babies because they credit reading the book with them getting pregnant.  I think that's bizarre.   Much like this thread.
Posted by djhar[/QUOTE]


That makes me want to hurl everywhere.

calixtine

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_fff-98?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:8ff88aa3-daf6-472e-9417-158a1803f6e5Post:81aad3a4-1b67-4e89-a43c-7ddc01bef53a">Re: FFF</a>:
[QUOTE]Some ladies on my bump board are talking about how their babies are "Fifty Shades of Grey" babies because they credit reading the book with them getting pregnant.  I think that's bizarre.   Much like this thread.
Posted by djhar[/QUOTE]

We need to find you a really inappropriate porn title to credit as your inspiration.

specialk84

When I was getting my hair cut last week, I overheard a very conservative lady talking about 50 Shades. She was going on and on about how fabulous it is, and the stylist finally said something like, "Do you read other erotica, or is this the first one?" The woman was horrified and kept saying, "It is not erotica! It is a novel! I am a good Christian woman, and I would never bring pornography into my house!"

My stylist and I were trying so hard not to laugh. We both ended up doing the silent shakes.

Lizzieyounce

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : That makes me want to hurl everywhere.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]



What do you wanna bet that some of them will name their boy babies, Grey?

specialk84

People are so clueless.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : What do you wanna bet that some of them will name their boy babies, Grey?
Posted by Lizzieyounce[/QUOTE]


Or Christian.

Or name their daughters Anastasia.

Seriously the entire craze makes me barfy.

PetalPockets2012

Special - Maybe since his first name is Christian, it's ok.

Lizzieyounce

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_fff-98?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:8ff88aa3-daf6-472e-9417-158a1803f6e5Post:0e91fb2d-d81f-485b-a274-2ee8c7e2e78c">Re: FFF</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : Or Christian. Or name their daughters Anastasia. Seriously the entire craze makes me barfy.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]



I haven't read them. My English professor said that they were pretty poorly written, but I can't get past the fact that they started as Twilight fan fiction.

specialk84

I don't want to read them for a variety of reasons:

1. The world is full of free porn.

2. I heard it's terribly written.

3. It started off as Twilight crap. Knowing that, I'd picture RP in the scenes, then want to barf.

4. I get most of my reading material from the library. I prefer not to touch used porn.

calixtine

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : Or Christian. Or name their daughters Anastasia. Seriously the entire craze makes me barfy.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

Imagine the emotional scarring when they find out what they were named after.  And the additional emotional scarring if they actually read the book.

PetalPockets2012

I finally gave in and read them. The writing wasn't as bad as I prepared myself for. That, or I'm not very particular with what I read. Not sure. I've never read that genre either so that might have distracted me. I don't think they were "OMG the best books ever!" but they were alright.

midgetthemighty

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[QUOTE]DJ's comment and Midge's comment are gross. It is not appropriate to be barefoot in an office.
Posted by crfb87[/QUOTE]

Completely agree. I didn't believe people actually did that until I saw this lady with my own two eyes.

specialk84

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : "The pages are stuck together...as if by some sort of natural adhesive." And ditto.
Posted by MeganLindsay5685[/QUOTE]

<div>I picture some lady getting a copy from the library, then leaving it laying around for her kid to find. "Mommy, why is this book sticky?"</div>

calixtine

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : Completely agree. I didn't believe people actually did that until I saw this lady with my own two eyes.
Posted by midgetthemighty[/QUOTE]


Maybe her shoes were extremely uncomfortable.  Did she come to work in <a href="http://www1.macys.com/shop/product/chinese-laundry-shoes-cover-up-platform-wedge-shooties?ID=708750&CategoryID=55787#fn=sp%3D1%26spc%3D45%26ruleId%3D52%26slotId%3D5" rel="nofollow">THESE</a>?

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]I read the plot synopsis on Wikipedia and actually got pretty mad. The other women at work talk about how Christian is adorable and he just had a bad childhood so he's a little broken and it's a beautiful journey toward love and how they wish their husbands were more like Christian, blah blah blah. I don't know if being the victim of abuse makes me a little sensitive to this kind of stuff, but it sounds like emotional abuse not kinky sex.
Posted by MeganLindsay5685[/QUOTE]


Not to mention that his behavior is fucking stalkerish.  Gross.

Lizzieyounce

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : Completely agree. I didn't believe people actually did that until I saw this lady with my own two eyes.
Posted by midgetthemighty[/QUOTE]



I'm too busy giggling/gasping at the "V, as in vagina" thing. At work?

specialk84

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: FFF : Maybe her shoes were extremely uncomfortable.  Did she come to work in THESE ?
Posted by calixtine[/QUOTE]

<div>I'd break every bone in my body.</div>