How to handle a child that bites at my wedding?

missy68

OMG. A nubbin.

FutureMrsTR

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_handle-child-bites-wedding?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:be3c3fa6-7d38-44c2-a42d-452e20256cd9Post:abfbc696-8195-4819-ba03-12596b72765b">Re: How to handle a child that bites at my wedding?</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: How to handle a child that bites at my wedding? : It hurts too bad to bang it.
Posted by missy68[/QUOTE]



That's what she said.

andy71781

I think that girl Fishy is a troll.

crfische

Ok, yeah, he'll need therapy to deal with his family, but he doesn't need therapy because he bits.

I'm all about therapy. Job security and all.

specialk84

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_handle-child-bites-wedding?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:be3c3fa6-7d38-44c2-a42d-452e20256cd9Post:88cb70b6-dda6-49f5-a94f-655dd966def9">Re: How to handle a child that bites at my wedding?</a>:
[QUOTE]Ok, yeah, he'll need therapy to deal with his family, but he doesn't need therapy because he bits. I'm all about therapy. Job security and all.
Posted by crfische[/QUOTE]

<div>Ditto, but without the job security part.</div>

crfische

I AM A TROLLING TROLLER WHO TROLLS!!!

Also, there's an EMBARGO on FRIENDS quotes? For real?

crfische

I apparently need someone to catch me up here.

dumdumfroggie

The Friends quoters were called out in a FFF for it just being too much and invading every thread.  Some people had the butt-feelings hurt.

That's pretty much all there is to the story.

ETA:  maybe not butthurt, but all defensive.  It was annoying.

staceycaine

I just read this WHOLE THING. My only thought is that I really want the OP to come back. I am sad.

staceycaine

Also, P.S. around these parts, it's ALICE the Camel. Not Sally. And my entire office is now singing it.

BMcLeodTeam

A friend just showed me a picture earlier this week that I think would fix everything: 

PinkRoseAcct

Note to self - do not youtube Sally the camel.  Do not.  Just go to bed.  You know it will stay in your brain all night.

Can we go back 5 pages for a minute?  NO WAY is that woman getting near my hypothetical child either.  Hell no, not ok.  Neither is spanking another persons child.

coopsbaby

I am so glad I read this thread after I'd taken my pain pills and ambien. I'm all hopped up and giggling, singing Alice the camel, then I got that song about my lovely lady lumps in my head, and it all went downhill from there. Thanks for the entertainment ladies. You guys rock!

coopsbaby

Oh, and if this is true and not trolling, he will likely grow out of it. When I was two I would bite my baby sister if I was anywhere near her. Nobody bit me back and I grew out of it all by myself before long. They just watched me around her. Most problems with kids can be easily solved by watching them and a little parenting!

Bonzo2011

Reading through all these pages is literally making me laugh out loud...good thing FI is gone to pick up dinner right now! I especially like the picture of the duct taped baby. Now I know what to do when kids have too much energy, duct tape them to the wall!