1) Is the one with "Sam" about swingers, or her just straight up cheating on her husband? I'm confused.
2) To whoever throws the resumes in the trash - f*ck you. I hope they figure out that you're doing that at your job and fire your punk ass, and then you have to try and find a job in this horrible job market where idiots like you are breaking the f*cking law.

If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'd put shoes on the cat.
