Night Thread

JessAndTrav

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[QUOTE]H thinks we need to 'christen' every room in the new house. He counts walk-in closets as rooms, too. I am not screwing in my kids' closets. Just, no. 
Posted by willywally5[/QUOTE]

I think we've only done the deed in our bedroom, the living room and our shower. I don't intend to do that in the nursery, lol. That would be weird to me.

ETA: I'm also thrilled that this made it to the top of the page.

angelstar975

We're pretty much pros at quiet sex by now. In fact, we don't even make that much noise when we can.

Anysunrise

Our apartment is pretty small, so that was knocked out in like, two weeks (obviously this was right after I came down from Canada, lol).

willywally5

Well, it ain't happening very quickly here because we always have kids home in the summer. And usually some of their friends. Nerdy Girl has friends stay over ALL THE TIME. She's at camp now, but YoungSon is here and he stays up so dang late. 

Anysunrise

Haha. Well, thanks for listening to me vent guys. I appreciate it. I don't really think about it most of the time now, but it's still nice to get off my chest. Now, it feels like I'm getting punched in the uterus, so I'm going to go take some Midol and go to bed. Night!

JessAndTrav

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[QUOTE]Have you seen that State Farm or something (maybe a phone company actually) where the girl is like "if it is on the internet it is true" then goes out on a date with a "French model".  Jess' comment made me think of that. :)
Posted by crfb87[/QUOTE]

I've seen that one!

I hate when people think that just because it's online means that it's real. GRAIN OF SALT, PEOPLE.

JessAndTrav

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[QUOTE]Haha. Well, thanks for listening to me vent guys. I appreciate it. I don't really think about it most of the time now, but it's still nice to get off my chest. Now, it feels like I'm getting punched in the uterus, so I'm going to go take some Midol and go to bed. Night!
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]

Goodnight, Any. :) I'm glad to be a sounding board. :)

angelstar975

I think we've done it in his room, his shower, his parent's room, their jacuzzi, his brother's room (uh, don't ask), his living room, his kitchen and his basement. And then here, my basement and my bedroom. I honestly prefer to just do it in a bed... much more comfy, haha. We did it in crazier places (and much less private situations) when we were younger, but I'm too old for all that now. 

JessAndTrav

Angel, WTG!

We did it in someone's pool once. That was fun. i was actually thinking that now, having sex in the pool would probably much easier for me that not. Theoretically speaking, anyway.

pokepoke27

Okay - I'm back. In the freezer section I passed by those Daily's alcoholic pouches. I checked the time to see if I could get it (they stop selling alcohol at 12) and noticed I had 3 minutes. So I high tailed it to the register with my gelato and my booze. I scanned it at the self check out and the attentant wasn't anywhere to be seen. I see her (finally) come around the corner and shouted out "Quick! Check me out before midnight!!" 

Moral of the story - I gots me some alcohol. 

H and I have also mastered the art of quiet sex - and I also would feel uncomfortable having sex in my kid's rooms. 

Chrissy - I love that commercial.

willywally5

Just master bath and bedroom so far. We have a long way to go. But like the downstairs is mostly one big room, so I think that can all count as one. 

sarabear23

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Night Thread : Sara, you know you love the peen talk.
Posted by JessAndTrav[/QUOTE]

<div>Duuhhh, that's why I said awesome! :)</div>

JessAndTrav

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[QUOTE]Wait, y'all mean to tell me the internet tells lies? 
Posted by Holly4212011[/QUOTE]

Oh no, everything on the internetz is real. I pinky promise.

INTERNETZ = TRUTH.

angelstar975

Jess, we did it in someone's hot tub once.... with other people in it. I've never seen a hot tub clear out so fast...

In my defense, we were 18 at the time, haha.

willywally5

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[QUOTE]H wanted to have sex in the ocean.  While other people were on the beach.  I vetoed that idea with a quickness.
Posted by Holly4212011[/QUOTE]

<div>Hmmm. would salt water all up in your nethers be OK? And what if jelly fish or something was around? I'd veto that too. </div>

pokepoke27

Angel - we've done it in some crazy places. Including the basement of an unfinished house in a subdivision that was being built down the road from mine. 

wrigleyville

It's a State Farm commercial. I laughed my ass off when I saw it the first time.

willywally5

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[QUOTE]Jess, we did it in someone's hot tub once.... with other people in it. I've never seen a hot tub clear out so fast... In my defense, we were 18 at the time, haha.
Posted by angelstar975[/QUOTE]

<div>Pretty confident Nerdy Girl was conceived in my brother's hot tub. Only we were alone. </div>

willywally5

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[QUOTE]Angel - we've done it in some crazy places. Including the basement of an unfinished house in a subdivision that was being built down the road from mine. 
Posted by pokepoke27[/QUOTE]

<div>DAMN! And I thought finding a family of four in my not-yet-finished dining room was crazy!</div><div>
</div><div>ETA: Now totally wondering if anyone did it in our house while it was under construction. </div>

JessAndTrav

Poke - Yay for alcochol! Drink some for me, thanks.

Holly - I would maybe do it in the ocean, but it'd couldn't be the ocean where I live.
OMG, what if you got the flesh eating virus from having sex in the ocean in your nether-regions. That would suck.

Sara - i figured as much.

sarabear23

Sex in the ocean is damn difficult, I'll tell ya.

I lost my v-card in a jacuzzi. 

pokepoke27

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[QUOTE]Poke - Yay for alcochol! Drink some for me, thanks. Holly - I would maybe do it in the ocean, but it'd couldn't be the ocean where I live. <strong>OMG, what if you got the flesh eating virus from having sex in the ocean in your nether-regions</strong>. That would suck. Sara - i figured as much. :)
Posted by JessAndTrav[/QUOTE]

<div>O.o</div>

willywally5

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[QUOTE]Poke - Yay for alcochol! Drink some for me, thanks. Holly - I would maybe do it in the ocean, but it'd couldn't be the ocean where I live. OMG, what if you got the flesh eating virus from having sex in the ocean in your nether-regions. That would suck. Sara - i figured as much. :)
Posted by JessAndTrav[/QUOTE]

<div>Flesh-eating virus in your nethers is THE WORST. Gah. </div>

angelstar975

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[QUOTE]Angel - we've done it in some crazy places. Including the basement of an unfinished house in a subdivision that was being built down the road from mine. 
Posted by pokepoke27[/QUOTE]

Haha that is pretty crazy!

JessAndTrav

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[QUOTE]Jess, we did it in someone's hot tub once.... with other people in it. I've never seen a hot tub clear out so fast... In my defense, we were 18 at the time, haha.
Posted by angelstar975[/QUOTE]

This made me lol.

JessAndTrav

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[QUOTE]Sex in the ocean is damn difficult, I'll tell ya. I lost my v-card in a jacuzzi. 
Posted by sarabear23[/QUOTE]

So, in short, you like water sex? ;)

willywally5

You guys would just die if you saw my H right now. He is sitting in the chair in the corner wearing one of those crazy lights you strap onto your head, reading the bible. Pretty damn sexy, lemme tell ya. 

While I'm talking about nethers with y'all. 

We are an odd, odd pair. 

sarabear23

Basically, yes.

I blame it on being a pisces

wrigleyville

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[QUOTE]You guys would just die if you saw my H right now. <strong>He is sitting in the chair in the corner wearing one of those crazy lights you strap onto your head</strong>, reading the bible. Pretty damn sexy, lemme tell ya.  While I'm talking about nethers with y'all.  We are an odd, odd pair. 
Posted by willywally5[/QUOTE]
Like a miner?

JessAndTrav

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[QUOTE]You guys would just die if you saw my H right now. He is sitting in the chair in the corner wearing one of those crazy lights you strap onto your head, reading the bible. Pretty damn sexy, lemme tell ya.  While I'm talking about nethers with y'all.  We are an odd, odd pair. 
Posted by willywally5[/QUOTE]

I could actually see this happening with H and i.