Things that people do not say

harper0813

What do people NEVER say?

Example:
"Wow, that Lean Cuisine sure was delicious. And filling."

I thought of this as I finished my ravioli Lean Cuisine.

cofkel

Free cookies? I hate cookies, none for me.. sigh as one of my students just brought me oatmeal chocolate chip cookies. No. Self. Control.

itzMS

"Why, yes, staying at work until 5:00 on the day before a holiday weekend is awesome!

:-P

harper0813

"What an ugly kitten."

misshart00

zoberg said:

"What an ugly kitten."

"What an offensive kitten."

Oh wait... @peledreamsofrain

AllieBear725

"That is one ugly baby"

RWS2011

"I am so excited to go to the dentist today!"

"I'm meeting with an accountant to figure out how to pay higher taxes."

bbbb78

"why are there snacks?"

brielleinlove

I just love it when hubby gives me a good dutch oven.

harper0813

@bbbb78, yours made me laugh aloud.

"YAY Monday!" (Exception: this upcoming holiday-Monday)
"Yes, I do have a minute to talk about Jesus."

buddysmom80

"Your mullet looks fantastic today! Who does your hair?"

"This undercooked chicken tastes delicious!"

peekaboo2011

"I'm so glad this wedding has a cash bar!!!"

buddysmom80

@peekaboo2011 Why didn't I think of that one??? Hahahahaha

MuppetFan

AllieBear725 said:

"That is one ugly baby"

People might not say it out loud, but oh boy are they thinking it. There are UGLY babies out there.

bbbb78

"why, yes!  you absolutely may have a few minutes of my time to discuss this amazing offer for magazine subscriptions!  let me grab a pen!"

buddysmom80

Oh, oh, oh I just overheard one at my work:

"Sure, I'd LOVE to work this weekend!"

MuppetFan

Doctor Who writers this season were amazing.

peekaboo2011

haha @buddysmom80 I was just about to post:

"I would LOVE to work late tonight.  My family can definitely starve."

buddysmom80

Oh this was also one that is work-related:

"Suuuuure, let me work through this blizzard! I don't mind sleeping on the floor and eating fruit all weekend! Let me put on my snowsuit and tredge through 3' of snow to see you there!"

Peledreamsofrain

misshart00 said:

zoberg said:

"What an ugly kitten."

"What an offensive kitten."

Oh wait... @peledreamsofrain

Tis true, my kittens are of the highest offensive pedigree, and people say this of them quite often.

AJuliaNJ

When I said children are not invited at the wedding, I didn't mean YOUR kids. Bring your 8 year old AND her boyfriend.

s-aries8990

"Yay! It's pay day which mean I get to pay my student loans! I'm so excited to spend 40% of my paycheck on loans!" ETA "Good thing I still have $300 more to pay this month, I didn't want to waste all of my excitement on one day!"

AJuliaNJ

Huh, Macys? Never heard of them. I'm glad this pop-up on TheKnot introduced me to this great store.

buddysmom80

"OH goody, it's time to pay my car taxes!"

 

brielleinlove

"You know, the price of gas should really go up a little more."

harper0813

Man, I miss middle school.

NerdyLucy

buddysmom80 said:

"Your mullet looks fantastic today! Who does your hair?"

 

I don't know.

 

I'm from Kentucky and I'm pretty sure I've heard someone say that before.

buddysmom80

NerdyLucy said:

buddysmom80 said:

"Your mullet looks fantastic today! Who does your hair?"

 

I don't know.

 

I'm from Kentucky and I'm pretty sure I've heard someone say that before.

Hahahaha! I'm from Connecticut, so we don't hear that statement too much.

bbbb78

"charlie sheen is such a good father."

NerdyLucy

buddysmom80 said:

 

Hahahaha! I'm from Connecticut, so we don't hear that statement too much.

Thankfully, a lot of things like that are stereotypes, but I still can't say I haven't seen my share of mullets.

buddysmom80

NerdyLucy said:

buddysmom80 said:

 

Hahahaha! I'm from Connecticut, so we don't hear that statement too much.

Thankfully, a lot of things like that are stereotypes, but I still can't say I haven't seen my share of mullets.

You know, I was going to say in my time in Kentucky (all of two nights) I didn't see many mullets, yet in certain parts of Connecticut all you see is mullets! Lol.