Things that people do not say

Maggie0829

"Mmm, this dirty poopy diaper smells like roses!"

And one that seems to only work for the state of Maryland..."Sure Governor, I would love to pay a rain water run off tax.  It makes complete sense to tax us on the tears of Mother Nature!"

buddysmom80

Maggie0829 said:

"Mmm, this dirty poopy diaper smells like roses!"

And one that seems to only work for the state of Maryland..."Sure Governor, I would love to pay a rain water run off tax.  It makes complete sense to tax us on the tears of Mother Nature!"

This makes about as much sense as the $38.00 I had to pay to the state of Connecticut in "award tax" on a $50 gift card I received. I feel your pain.

RWS2011

smp87 said:

"I hate sex!"

I have actually heard this one before... never from a man.

How about... "I wish I could find a pair of jeans that would really show off my well defined cunt knuckle."

AllieBear725

RWS2011 said:

smp87 said:

"I hate sex!"

I have actually heard this one before... never from a man.

How about... "I wish I could find a pair of jeans that would really show off my well defined cunt knuckle."

OMFG. LMAO!!!!!!!!

Peaseblossom55

I hate cake and chocolate.

daria24

Can you believe the bridesmaids shoes didn't match?!

CLoGreenEyes

Maggie0829 said:

"Mmm, this dirty poopy diaper smells like roses!"

And one that seems to only work for the state of Maryland..."Sure Governor, I would love to pay a rain water run off tax.  It makes complete sense to tax us on the tears of Mother Nature!"

gailpete

"Those folks in congress work so hard.  They deserve a pay raise."

lyndsay782

"Why of course you can bring your Indigo Princess Child to my wedding.  Does she need her own chariot and royal announcement for her and her "Partner"?"

Ok... so I'm a little late.. its the first slow day I've had in a while, and I just caught up.  That indigo/8 year old with a bf is still stuck in my brain.  

buddysmom80

danser55 said:

I hate cake and chocolate.

My bf HATES chocolate and not a big fan of cake lol.

Peledreamsofrain

Hrmm... "Addie hates all forms of cake, and will throw it in the trash given half a chance".

beharrington

"No, boss, it doesn't bother me that because I'm stuck on the other side of the building, you forgot to tell me we could go home an hour ago."

LuckyAloha

I'm so tired of these blue skies, when is it supposed to rain?

 

 

Angelface225

I really miss snow. When do I get to put my winter tires back on?

Ajuliana

Wow,  your catcalling prowess is impressive.  Let's get it on.

HisGirlFriday13

Yes, FI's grandmother, I DO want to hear all of your opinions on how YOU think our wedding should be done, including why you think it shouldn't be Catholic, even though we're both Catholic.

smalfrie19

Of course I am going to TELL my boss to take me out of the call rotation to process your order. Especially because we are already down two reps! 

WinstonsGirl

Everyone is so much nicer and more supportive on TK versus Wedding Bee.  I'm glad you've all helped me realize how rude I was going to be to my guests.  I feel so happy for your husbands that they are lucky enough to be married to you

ETA Ok, everyone here probably says that, but no one else

blueobsidian

No thanks, I don't think I need that raise.

brielleinlove

Man, two hours sitting on the tarmac is SO MUCH FUN!

beharrington

snippet17 said:

I cannot wait until Fast and the Furious 7.

This is incorrect. I just heard a theater full of people say it.

Peledreamsofrain

"Oh wow, this papercut doesn't hurt half as bad as I expected!"

AJuliaNJ

Things Game of Thrones fans don't say:

Ugh another Tyrion scene.
This whole dragon thing is MUCH more awesome than expected.
Joffrey is just misunderstood.

AJuliaNJ

Things wedding guests don't day:

I'm glad there's a 2 hour gap. I really wanted to explore the grounds.

It's a good thing there's not too many chairs getting in the way of mingling.

I know the bride and groom couldn't invite everyone they wanted to the wedding but I'm so thrilled I could be included at the potluck the next day.

Salsera29

"Oh good, this dinner wouldn't have been nearly as enjoyable without those children running around the restaurant. What wonderful parents you are!"

LAM524

"Your baby is so cute he looks like a monkey!" (wish it werent true but my nut case mother said this to a friend of my about her 10 day old infant!)

allispain

"Thanks for kicking the back of seat for this entire 8 hour flight, kid. That was the best massage I've ever gotten!"

misssunshine17

"I love dieting, it's so easy to stick to!"

hockeywife10

I'm so excited that I have to work on Memorial Day!!!

kerbohl

Editing 7 pages of bibliographical references is the best thing ever!