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Late night Open Letters? Yes please!
Dear Hubby-to-be,
We really need to work on your pre-rinsing skills... I know you don't like to load the dishwasher... but could you just run some water over your things before leaving them in the sink? I'll handle the rest... And who just dumps half a bowl of ramen in the sink?? WHO DOES THAT?!
I love you... see you in the morning.
Love,
Me
P.S. when did you make cheesy broccoli? ...and why didn't I get any?!
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Re: Late night Open Letters? Yes please!
please clean yourself. I feel sick and am too lazy to clean you but I can't take the mess anylonger!!!
love,
the neat freak.
Dear sore throat,
You're killing me. I need to be able to talk at work tomorrow.
-Roxy
[QUOTE]OMG ditto for mine. WHY IS RINSING SO HARD
Posted by alyssag721[/QUOTE]
<div>RIGHT?!</div>
[QUOTE]Dear house, please clean yourself. I feel sick and am too lazy to clean you but I can't take the mess anylonger!!! love, the neat freak. Dear sore throat, You're killing me. I need to be able to talk at work tomorrow. -Roxy
Posted by nda_roxybabe[/QUOTE]
<div>Dear Roxy's House,</div><div>
</div><div>When you are done cleaning yourself, could you please help mine? I'm lazy today.</div><div>
</div><div>KTHXBAI,</div><div>Yup</div>
I know it's only the beginning of summer and I shouldn't start complaining yet, but do you have to be so dang humid? It makes me feel gross and sweaty, and I don't enjoy it.
-Kayla
Dear Roxy's sore throat,
Please go away now. You are bothering my friend, and I don't like you.
-Kayla
Please don't die before we get a new car. We should be getting one on Saturday and then you will never have to be driven around by us again, except maybe to go to the mechanic to be sold. We just need 3 more days ok?
Dear mil,
Please don't forget that H's car is dying and we are purchasing your car. I don't think it can last past this weekend.
House / Baby blog
Please like me and take pity on a woman in need tomorrow.
Sincerely,
The BEST TENANT EVER
[QUOTE]Dear Future Landlord, Please like me and take pity on a woman in need tomorrow. Sincerely, The BEST TENANT EVER
Posted by cupcakesfrosting[/QUOTE]
Cosigned, Kayla
I hope it works out CCF!
And I second Alyssa's. I have the test on Wednesday for the Marketing position..
Please stop being such a douche to H about our schedules. We have to have certain days off for Drs appointments and by you being a jerk about working around the appointments makes me want to scream.
Your still on leave employee
Just because you think you are going to be the smartest ever because you are taking 31 subjects in a program that is worthless and you should pretty much already know, doesn't mean you are better then I am. And it's not cool of you to take away from your children's future and make them do stuff they don't want to and that isn't even logical. I'm not a parent but I know damn well at 17 your son should be making some choices on his own and not being brain washed by you. Also, I don't care no more about anything you "stress" over because it's crazy and so are you!
Thank you, have a great night!
Dear Back,
I wish you would just get better and heal correctly. I had high hopes of possibly trying to look for a job and it came crushing down. So, now that I have the next 3 months, I will get to the gym and hopefully fight against you to become stronger and able to deal with the pain and try to get my self back on track. Not only that I CAN NOT STAND living with my mom anymore! She needs to stop acting like a child, and you're not helping matters.
You're very frustrated owner!
Did you REALLY have to pick now to eff up? I'm already freaking out about DS's surgery (and the up front cost), I really don't have the time/patience/money to fix a transmission. I have taken extremely good care of you for the past 2 years and yet you have screwed me twice - both at the worst times possible. Please get with it, or be replaced.
Love, The one who makes sure your oil gets changed, tires rotated, all fluids full, and depends on you to get her from A to B on a daily basis.
Dear Geography Professor,
WTF does the history of immigrants in Ireland, religion in Italy, and pubs in England have to do with geography? Really? And stop being a douche about your newly earned title of Doctor. You didn't have it last semester, so its new and I do not get a newsletter on your accomplishments. Correct me and move along - no where on the syllabus does it say that you are now a doctor, so how the eff was I to know? Forwarding my email to your father was a douchtastic move.
Signed, Cha.
Dear H,
I said I wanted to play the Wii tonight... please turn your stupid PS3 off and lets play something we can both enjoy.
Love, Your wife whos ready to get her Mario Party on
[QUOTE]Dear Geography Professor, WTF does the history of immigrants in Ireland, religion in Italy, and pubs in England have to do with geography? Really? And stop being a douche about your newly earned title of Doctor. You didn't have it last semester, so its new and I do not get a newsletter on your accomplishments. Correct me and move along - no where on the syllabus does it say that you are now a doctor, so how the eff was I to know? <strong>Forwarding my email to your father was a douchtastic move. </strong>Signed, Cha.
Posted by cha+ching[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>Huhwha?!
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[QUOTE]Dear Honda, Did you REALLY have to pick now to eff up? I'm already freaking out about DS's surgery (and the up front cost), I really don't have the time/patience/money to fix a transmission. I have taken extremely good care of you for the past 2 years and yet you have screwed me twice - both at the worst times possible. Please get with it, or be replaced. Love, The one who makes sure your oil gets changed, tires rotated, all fluids full, and depends on you to get her from A to B on a daily basis. Dear Geography Professor, WTF does the history of immigrants in Ireland, religion in Italy, and pubs in England have to do with geography? Really? And stop being a douche about your newly earned title of Doctor. You didn't have it last semester, so its new and I do not get a newsletter on your accomplishments. Correct me and move along - no where on the syllabus does it say that you are now a doctor, so how the eff was I to know? Forwarding my email to your father was a douchtastic move. Signed, Cha. Dear H, I said I wanted to play the Wii tonight... please turn your stupid PS3 off and lets play something we can both enjoy. Love, Your wife whos ready to get her Mario Party on
Posted by cha+ching[/QUOTE]
<div>goodness... open a bottle of wine! you deserve it!!</div>
I know its not a terribly complicated surgery, but... I worry. My biggest concern is that I really hope this improves his hearing. He has failed 3 hearing tests in the past 4 months. His hearing was really improving (has had trouble with his ears all of his life), but IDK what happened. We went to take the hearing and vision test for pre-k and he failed.
Oh, nothing.. Why?
Katy - on number 3.
eta. fix spelling and number 3 drink, not bottle.