Sexy time Poll

specialk84 · July 2012

Is "open all our cards" slang for "bang on all the furniture in the hotel room"? If so, we "opened all our cards" too.

LDYGTR13 · July 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Sexy time Poll : Well, yeah, but I'd like to think you wouldn't say, "Your genitals disgust me. Play with mine until yours stop being gross."
Posted by specialk84[/QUOTE]
No, of course not! I was just saying I totally get why people wouldn't want to venture there during that time!

aragx6 · July 2012

I wonder if there's any correlation between period sex and pooping with the bathroom door open. We do both -- we're just not that uncomfortable with the gross stuff I guess. We fart in front of each other like all the time too.

LDYGTR13 · July 2012

We went to Chillis as immediately as possible on our wedding night and came back and banged with Mythbusters on. Wild ones, we are.

Meegles4 · July 2012

I definitely draw the line at going to the bathroom in front of each other. I'm more flexible on the other stuff -- and I definitely fart in front of H and routinely ask him if he's farted if something smells amiss.

musicalsunlight · July 2012

Weirdest place was probably in a parking "lot" where hunters park their cars before going out into the hunting land. By lot, I mean gravel area in the middle of fuuucking nowhere.

LDYGTR13 · July 2012

I can't poop with the door open.l I'll do everything else, but pooping I want him to keep to himself so I shall keep it to myself.

musicalsunlight · July 2012

We will pee with the bathroom door open but not poop. I can stand there and have conversation with J if he is peeing, or vice versa.

abbalish · July 2012

Re: boning while on my period - we've done it towards the tail end. The first 2 days or so I feel way too gross. I've been with H for 6 years and for whatever reason I think 5 of those years, his birthday has fallen on the second day of my period, which definitely calls for BJs.

aragx6 · July 2012

We haven't had sex anywhere terribly weird (though we should get on that!) but we lost our virginity to each other in a tent on a poorly inflated air mattress.

specialk84 · July 2012

I've done it in my car in a parking lot (caught by the police--pulled over for speeding the following week by the SAME police officer...no ticket), in my BF's car, in an access corridor at the mall, on a catwalk while I was supposed to be running a spotlight, and under a bush in a park in broad daylight.

adamar15 · July 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Sexy time Poll : This seems accurate in my experience. At one point, I told H that if he so much as looked too long while I was changing into my pajamas, I'd make him sleep on the sofa. it gets better. Much better.
Posted by specialk84[/QUOTE]

I was hoping you'd show up. I'm clinging to you and the other handful of success stories that I've heard about the Mirena.

specialk84 · July 2012

We only have one bathroom, so if one person is in the shower and the other has to go, we just deal with it. I have asked that he not take a dump while I'm in the room, and so far, he has complied. However, he will stand outside the door and talk to me while I'm trying to poop. The door usually stays open for peeing.

midgetthemighty · July 2012

LDY - I actually joked with H about that but he wanted no part in it.

Special, I might have to start using that code now. But really we did open all our wedding cards that night after fun and before some more fun.

ErinG93 · July 2012

Weirdest place? With H or in general?

With H, probably in his car parked behind a grain bin.

StefffiC · July 2012

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[QUOTE]Maybe TMI question but wondering -- DO ya'll still do "stuff" while on AF? I don't have sex but I'll occasionally oblige J with other acts if he seems antsy. Stupid AF.
Posted by musicalsunlight[/QUOTE]

We used the cup when I had a period. But, we would either go for anal or toys in that time.

It's been over 4 years since I've had a period. I love it.

aragx6 · July 2012

I am genuinely surprised it took 9 pages for us to get to anal.

musicalsunlight · July 2012

J regards his poop time as very sacred and for himself. I am glad that he does this and keeps the door closed.

adamar15 · July 2012

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[QUOTE]I am genuinely surprised it took 9 pages for us to get to anal.
Posted by aragx6[/QUOTE]

Ha!

Hmm, weirdest place. I guess in the car in the hotel parking garage in Daytona. A slightly more public place was on the lakefront of his parents house, in and around the truck. That happened a Christmas Eve's in a row. Yay holiday parties.

adamar15 · July 2012

There was also the cleaning supply closet we found unlocked in a hotel in Orlando.

Snippylynn · July 2012

Weirdest place was next to a service elevator in my dorm building.

I definitely have been with more people than H. He's at 3 (I think) and I am um... more than that. We used to have a lot of fun sex, but it's just completely stopped.

I've only had sex on my period once and I didn't really like it.

aragx6 · July 2012

Oh yeah, we had sex once in the study room of our dorm. It was late at night but very good and I don't think either of us were particularly silent.

JessAndTrav · July 2012

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[QUOTE]Jess - you're so pretty! I've never seen your face before - just your Av and I honestly thought you were a brunette with like really dark features or someting, like Italian or something. Not that Italians and brunettes or whatever aren't pretty, you just look so different than what I expected for some reason! I guessed way wrong!
Posted by LDYGTR13[/QUOTE]

Um, I'm just seeing this, and you made my day! :) Thanks, lady!

Snippylynn · July 2012

Oh crap. I forgot about a truck while stuck in a sand dune in Daytona Beach. Heh.

musicalsunlight · July 2012

Yeah it somehow always circles back around to poop and buttsex.

aragx6 · July 2012

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[QUOTE]Yeah it somehow always circles back around to <strong>poop</strong> and buttsex.
Posted by musicalsunlight[/QUOTE]

I take full responsibility for that part :)

specialk84 · July 2012

H refuses to remove his pants in public. The raciest he's gotten was in a tent on a camping trip. He acted like we were going to get arrested if I made any noise.

Natrasha · July 2012

Weirdest for me was at work or in the woods. Like, on the ground, not in a tent. That was painful the next day.
H and I boned on our balcony of the hotel we stayed in after our wedding. Sex + Vegas strip view = awesome

Lizzieyounce · July 2012

Hi y'all...

How long would you have to go without sex to consider yourself in a dry spell? A month

What's the longest dry spell you've had (not while you were single, when you were married/had a SO)? A month...Thank god for BOB

What was the reason? Deployment, pg/postpartum, something else? He was studying for his Sgt. exam and was always tired.

Who initiates? It's 50/50...he's mostly a night person, but he will occasionally surprise me with a "come upstairs with me" in the afternoon.

I don't have sex while menstruating...I don't care for it.

Having my tubes tied was the best thing I've ever done for my sex life.

JessAndTrav · July 2012

Weirdest place for us isn't that weird...it was in a swimming pool.

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