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  • A dinosaur holding an egg or egg salad sandwich should be your logo.

    But, I must ask: will your egg whites be chopped big or tiny? The fate of whether I visit said place rests in the balance of this question.
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  • And peanut brittle.
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    [QUOTE]A dinosaur holding an egg or egg salad sandwich should be your logo. But, I must ask: will your egg whites be chopped big or tiny? The fate of whether I visit said place rests in the balance of this question.
    Posted by missy68[/QUOTE]

    Well, it's up to you.  It'll be a "make your own" egg salad place, kind of like Subway, except egg salad.  So you choose your dressing, and what goes into it and on the bread.

    Brilliant, isn't it?

    Don't bother trying to steal it, you lurking no-gooders.  Patent pending.

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  • I would love it if someone could come up with a really awesome name for our egg salad place. I don't think we were ever able to come up with anything great, were we?
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Lurkers. Come here. : Well, it's up to you.  It'll be a "make your own" egg salad place, kind of like Subway, except egg salad.  So you choose your dressing, and what goes into it and on the bread. Brilliant, isn't it? Don't bother trying to steal it, you lurking no-gooders.  Patent pending.
    Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]
    This sounds like an excellent idea. 
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  • No, all our names were pretty lame.  The whole two or so that we came up with.

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    [QUOTE]I would love it if someone could come up with a really awesome name for our egg salad place. I don't think we were ever able to come up with anything great, were we?
    Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

    Humpty Dumpty's

    The Yolk

    B.Y.E. (Build Your Egg)
  • Eggsactly How You Like! Bwahaha. 
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  • I like BYE.

    Or what about Eat Your Sandwich and Get the Hell Out? Too long?
  • There's actually a breakfast place here called The Yoke (I think). I hear it's tasty!
  • How about "It smells like cats and farts in here"?  That'll have people breaking down the doors....
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  • Or how about:

    This Shiit is Good. No Yolk.
  • Sorry, late post. I haven't really posted here but have lurked around occasionally.

    We should hang and stuff.

    I see a few of you posting here and there and I want to know allllllll about you.  So:

    When is/was the wedding? 10/20/12

    How did you meet your guy? High School

    How did he propose? In the living room.

    Why are you lurking on SB? Down to earth conversations. Not just bout weddings.

    Favorite posters? Can't figure it out, yet :)

    Least favorite posters? Same as above.

    Posters who scare the effin be-jeebus out of you? No one...yet.

    ...What flavor latte should I go get?  I'm thirsty and cold. Chai from Starbucks :)

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    [QUOTE]Sorry, late post. I haven't really posted here but have lurked around occasionally. We should hang and stuff. I see a few of you posting here and there and I want to know allllllll about you.  So: When is/was the wedding? 10/20/12 How did you meet your guy? High School How did he propose? In the living room. Why are you lurking on SB? Down to earth conversations. Not just bout weddings. Favorite posters? Can't figure it out, yet :) Least favorite posters? Same as above. <strong>Posters who scare the effin be-jeebus out of you? No one...yet.</strong> ...What flavor latte should I go get?  I'm thirsty and cold. Chai from Starbucks :)
    Posted by emersic9[/QUOTE]


    RAWR! RAWR!





















    Care to change your answer yet?
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Lurkers. Come here. : RAWR! RAWR! Care to change your answer yet?
    Posted by LessThanZero[/QUOTE]

    I seriously just snorted.

    Is it weird that I pictured you acting like a T-rex while you shouted RAWR?
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Lurkers. Come here. : I seriously just snorted. Is it weird that <strong>I pictured you acting like a T-rex while you shouted RAWR</strong>?
    Posted by neelynicole[/QUOTE]

    Ditto this. I lol and the kid looked at me like I was an alien
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    [QUOTE]I do not like Will Ferrel.  Except in Elf. 
    Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

    I tend to agree with you on this.  Anchorman was OK but I can't get into most of his movies.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Lurkers. Come here. : I seriously just snorted. Is it weird that I pictured you acting like a T-rex while you shouted RAWR?
    Posted by neelynicole[/QUOTE]

    Why would that be weird? My Mom is half T-Rex so it's only natural.
  • I, frankly, find it sexy.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Lurkers. Come here. : Why would that be weird? My Mom is half T-Rex so it's only natural.
    Posted by LessThanZero[/QUOTE]

    I hear T-rex mommas are very nuturing. You must have had an awesome childhood.
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  • I'm late too but that is because I am usually trying to sneak in a little knot time at work.

    When is/was the wedding? July 2010

    How did you meet your guy? work

    How did he propose? the traditional way but he did surprise me and do it on a special weekend away that I though was just my christmas gift

    Why are you lurking on SB? Most interested forum on TK!  I'd try to get more involved but again that goes back to having to sneak in a few minutes at work on the sly. 

    Favorite posters?  I don't like to play favorites and I'm terrible with names anyway

    Least favorite posters? Every forum needs a villain to keep things intersting or we would miss them

    Posters who scare the effin be-jeebus out of you? anyone that posts about having a dry wedding

    ...What flavor latte should I go get?  I'm thirsty and cold.  caramel with some whip cream!
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    [QUOTE]I'm late too but that is because I am usually trying to sneak in a little knot time at work. When is/was the wedding? July 2010 How did you meet your guy? work How did he propose? the traditional way but he did surprise me and do it on a special weekend away that I though was just my christmas gift Why are you lurking on SB? Most interested forum on TK!  I'd try to get more involved but again that goes back to having to sneak in a few minutes at work on the sly.  Favorite posters?  I don't like to play favorites and I'm terrible with names anyway Least favorite posters? Every forum needs a villain to keep things intersting or we would miss them Posters who scare the effin be-jeebus out of you? <strong>anyone that posts about having a dry wedding </strong>...What flavor latte should I go get?  I'm thirsty and cold.  caramel with some whip cream!
    Posted by leah2b[/QUOTE]

    Why?

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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Lurkers. Come here. : Not to make myself even more scary, but I'm seriously cracking up at the thought of B being one of your favorites, but me scaring you.  IMO, she's WAY scarier than I am :)
    Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]
    That made you laugh too, huh?

    This thread makes me think I've gone soft.  Have I gone soft?
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    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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  • I think we both have, B.



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    [QUOTE]I'm late too but that is because I am usually trying to sneak in a little knot time at work. When is/was the wedding? July 2010 How did you meet your guy? work How did he propose? the traditional way but he did surprise me and do it on a special weekend away that I though was just my christmas gift Why are you lurking on SB? Most interested forum on TK!  I'd try to get more involved but again that goes back to having to sneak in a few minutes at work on the sly.  Favorite posters?  I don't like to play favorites and I'm terrible with names anyway Least favorite posters? Every forum needs a villain to keep things intersting or we would miss them Posters who scare the effin be-jeebus out of you? <strong>anyone that posts about having a dry wedding ..</strong>.What flavor latte should I go get?  I'm thirsty and cold.  caramel with some whip cream!
    Posted by leah2b[/QUOTE]

    I am so with you on this one.
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  • At least I'm in good company, J.
    kd.joseph's wish is my command
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    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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  • When is/was the wedding? We're not engaged yet. Sorry.

    How did you meet your guy? My brother introduced us, they worked together.

    How did he propose? No proposal yet, but I think he has the ring.

    Why are you lurking on SB? Well, a few weeks ago I was in a bad mood and I really wanted to see someone get flamed. I ended up liking it here so I stayed and lurked for a while.

    Favorite posters?  KW, AATB, Tide, Any

    Least favorite posters? MC (is it horrible that her sig pic with her new husband and her wearing the "just married" t shirts annoyed the hell out of me.)

    Posters who scare the effin be-jeebus out of you? Well B used to scare the ship out of me. Then I realized that she is very intelligent and she just flames you if you need to be flamed.

    ...What flavor latte should I go get?  I'm thirsty and cold.  Mmmmm any kind of chai tea with soy milk.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Lurkers. Come here. : I am so with you on this one.
    Posted by allisong23[/QUOTE]

    WHY?!  Why is not having alcohol at your reception such a big damn deal?  Seriously, this really gets me heated.  If you're going to RSVP "no" to my wedding just because there won't be booze there, then I don't want you there anyway.

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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Lurkers. Come here. : WHY?!  Why is not having alcohol at your reception such a big damn deal?  Seriously, this really gets me heated.  If you're going to RSVP "no" to my wedding just because there won't be booze there, then I don't want you there anyway.
    Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]
    And I'm again with J.  Go figure, right?   Please explain why people who post about dry receptions scare you.  I also agree with J's point about not wanting you there if you're only coming because of the alcohol.
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    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Lurkers. Come here. : And I'm again with J.  Go figure, right?   Please explain why people who post about dry receptions scare you.  I also agree with J's point about not wanting you there if you're only coming because of the alcohol.
    Posted by betrothed123[/QUOTE]

    I l ove sharing a brain with you.  I wish you lived closer to me so we could do it IRL too.

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