If you can't tell, I'm horrendously bored. My house is clean, I refuse to go outside because it's cold, icy, and there is over 3 feet of snow, and all my freakin' friends work.
SO. Please come play with me. I'm a lonely old hag and you can feel bad for my FI.
Come on out. I'm feeling inviting today. Tell me about you. Tell me about FI. Tell me how you met. Tell me about the wedding. Tell me who your favorite and least favorite posters are. Tell me what you want to talk about more. Tell me what you don't ever want to talk about again.
Go.

Everything the light touches is my kingdom.