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Noodle calls me "wildenuge" (along the lines of wildebeast) when things get a little, erm...hairy.
Our friend is Jewish, and we (including his wife) call him Jeffrey Jewseph.
My mom still calls my brother "pee bucket" sometimes because he had a bedwetting problem when he was younger.
If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'd put shoes on the cat.