Sesh, I have a possum, too. We see him every night on our picnic table on the back porch eating cat food that we leave out for our two outside cats. I call him Splinter. He's hideous and I don't really like him, but I feel sorry for him so I let him stay.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_this-place-sucks-and-is-boring?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:83dd0f40-abbc-49ea-89ff-0592ad2baf07Post:b9065de3-2976-4b49-b373-4346e2f21c48">Re: This place sucks and is boring</a>: [QUOTE]Random: My life became a low-brow comedy at 6am Saturday morning when I woke to a strange noise in my kitchen. I found one of my two cats sitting idly by watching a little mouse scurry around the kitchen floor, which made me shriek and run away like a maniac. The other cat was still snoozing on the bed. For some reason I decided that an umbrella and a tupperware bowl were the items needed to take care of this situation. Jeff laughed his butt off at all of this, I must have looked ridiculous. We remediated the mouse problem but spent the rest of the weekend reminding Izzy & Squeaky (the lazy cats) of their implied duties as residents of our house. This past weekend will forever be remembered as the weekend of the Epic Cat Fail. Ugh. Posted by radleyboo[/QUOTE]
I'd love to be H for the day and see what is job is really like. He can't tell me much. Oh, I'd also eat whatever the hell I want because his metabolism is insane.
If I were H for a day, I'd go for a long run and then do some pull-ups because I can't do either of those things. I'd also go shopping for new jeans that aren't 15 years old.
If I was my FI I would go to the gym and lift weights. He is so much stronger than me and I'm jealous of how fit he is. Then I'd go to work and stand up for myself since he lets them walk all over him.
If I were DH for a day I'd stand in front of the mirror for a few hours and admire my arms and upper body. Then I'd do about 750 pushups, including airborne ones, just because I could. I'm always fondling his biceps and shoulders - they're awesome.
I saw a thing on FB the other day that said "How can a man hit a deer with a gun 250 feet away and yet still miss the toilet seat?" I don't usually laugh at stupid FB shiit, but I did chuckle at that.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_this-place-sucks-and-is-boring?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:83dd0f40-abbc-49ea-89ff-0592ad2baf07Post:bb1f4948-e11a-4d7f-a9ae-879c6c25e777">Re: This place sucks and is boring</a>: [QUOTE]I'd piss off the back deck. Posted by daffodil_jill[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I'd do that too. Maybe write my name or see how far it could possibly go.
Does H get to be me while I'm him? Because if so, I'd totally try to secude him/myself. I say try because we've already had this discussion and he is adamant that he won't have sex with himself even in my body. He takes all the fun out of it.
Yeah, peeing outdoors would be a must. I'd also be really interested in having sex, just to see what it feels like for a dude. Michael pretty much has it made, he's a SAHH so he does house shiit and sleeps and watches tv. If I got to be him for a day, I'd probably want to talk to his family and friends just to see what conversations are like when I'm not around. He's such a non-confrontational kind of guy, and really relaxed, so I'd probably stand up to a few people that he lets talk down to him.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_this-place-sucks-and-is-boring?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:83dd0f40-abbc-49ea-89ff-0592ad2baf07Post:d1ca6e58-0fc5-46e7-88a0-a2adce46baf1">Re: This place sucks and is boring</a>: [QUOTE]Does H get to be me while I'm him? Because if so, I'd totally try to secude him/myself. I say try because we've already had this discussion and he is adamant that he won't have sex with himself even in my body. He takes all the fun out of it. Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]
Ha, brandi, my H doesn't even ask why I ask such questions. He just assumes I'm insane. I can't even blame it on TK since I've been doing it before I ever even joined.
H usually says "This (whatever the topic may be) could never happen. Why are we even discussing it?" My response of, "It could happen. We need to be prepared" doesn't usually get me anywhere though.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_this-place-sucks-and-is-boring?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:83dd0f40-abbc-49ea-89ff-0592ad2baf07Post:ba065f28-ce75-43eb-8d02-6bbabf2c7626">Re: This place sucks and is boring</a>: [QUOTE]If I could be H for the day, I would eat all of the foods that he claims to despise just to see if they really tasted bad on his tongue. Then I would promote the shiiit out of myself. He is the most humble professional musician I've ever met. Posted by jcg98[/QUOTE]
Hmm, This is a good point. I'd probably eat all of the foods that I hate and he loves just to get a different POV. I wish my life was like Freaky Friday.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_this-place-sucks-and-is-boring?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:83dd0f40-abbc-49ea-89ff-0592ad2baf07Post:561ade96-5956-4858-9cba-f41566065089">Re: This place sucks and is boring</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: This place sucks and is boring : Hmm, This is a good point. <strong> I'd probably eat all of the foods that I hate and he loves just to get a different POV. </strong>I wish my life was like Freaky Friday. Posted by brandichamberlain[/QUOTE]
The one thing he loves that I hate is scrapple, and I don't know if I could bring myself to eat that, even as him. Yuuuuuuck. Although I think I hate the smell of it frying more than I hate the actual taste.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_this-place-sucks-and-is-boring?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:83dd0f40-abbc-49ea-89ff-0592ad2baf07Post:f75d2be2-2af8-4c00-970b-7a3877639d0f">Re: This place sucks and is boring</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: This place sucks and is boring : The one thing he loves that I hate is scrapple, and I don't know if I could bring myself to eat that, even as him. Yuuuuuuck. Although I think I hate the smell of it frying more than I hate the actual taste. Posted by jcg98[/QUOTE]
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_this-place-sucks-and-is-boring?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:83dd0f40-abbc-49ea-89ff-0592ad2baf07Post:c2b7d515-9169-4117-96bf-6d5d4bc4755d">Re: This place sucks and is boring</a>: [QUOTE]Wtf is scrapple? Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE] <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrapple" rel="nofollow"> LINK</a>
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_this-place-sucks-and-is-boring?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:83dd0f40-abbc-49ea-89ff-0592ad2baf07Post:c2b7d515-9169-4117-96bf-6d5d4bc4755d">Re: This place sucks and is boring</a>: [QUOTE]Wtf is scrapple? Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE] lips and assholes tossed with a little corn flour
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_this-place-sucks-and-is-boring?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:83dd0f40-abbc-49ea-89ff-0592ad2baf07Post:c2b7d515-9169-4117-96bf-6d5d4bc4755d">Re: This place sucks and is boring</a>: [QUOTE]Wtf is scrapple? Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
It's a mush of pork scraps and trimmings. My H buys it in a brick that he slices and fries and eats with maple syrup. Looks like this:
<a href="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/images/store/4/12/643caf45-c29e-41d8-8c36-93a23411d7b5.large.jpg" title="Click to view a larger photo" class="PhotoLink"> <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/images/store/4/12/643caf45-c29e-41d8-8c36-93a23411d7b5.medium.jpg" alt="" /></a>
ETA: dmill's description is spot on. The smell of it frying stinks up the house for hours and makes me want to vomit.
Sausage is what the get off the floor of the pork factory. Hot dogs are what they pick up off the floor of the sausage factory. Scrapple is the stuff they get off the floor at the hot dog factory.
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Re: This place sucks and is boring
[QUOTE]Random: My life became a low-brow comedy at 6am Saturday morning when I woke to a strange noise in my kitchen. I found one of my two cats sitting idly by watching a little mouse scurry around the kitchen floor, which made me shriek and run away like a maniac. The other cat was still snoozing on the bed. For some reason I decided that an umbrella and a tupperware bowl were the items needed to take care of this situation. Jeff laughed his butt off at all of this, I must have looked ridiculous. We remediated the mouse problem but spent the rest of the weekend reminding Izzy & Squeaky (the lazy cats) of their implied duties as residents of our house. This past weekend will forever be remembered as the weekend of the Epic Cat Fail. Ugh.
Posted by radleyboo[/QUOTE]
This is awesome
Then I'd stand in front of the mirror and flex, and pick up something super heavy just because I could.
I saw a thing on FB the other day that said "How can a man hit a deer with a gun 250 feet away and yet still miss the toilet seat?" I don't usually laugh at stupid FB shiit, but I did chuckle at that.
[QUOTE]I'd piss off the back deck.
Posted by daffodil_jill[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I'd do that too. Maybe write my name or see how far it could possibly go.
[QUOTE]Does H get to be me while I'm him? Because if so, I'd totally try to secude him/myself. I say try because we've already had this discussion and he is adamant that he won't have sex with himself even in my body. He takes all the fun out of it.
Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]
I can't wait to ask my FI if he'd do this.
But yes."
lol
H usually says "This (whatever the topic may be) could never happen. Why are we even discussing it?" My response of, "It could happen. We need to be prepared" doesn't usually get me anywhere though.
Then I would promote the shiiit out of myself. He is the most humble professional musician I've ever met.
[QUOTE]If I could be H for the day, I would eat all of the foods that he claims to despise just to see if they really tasted bad on his tongue. Then I would promote the shiiit out of myself. He is the most humble professional musician I've ever met.
Posted by jcg98[/QUOTE]
Hmm, This is a good point. I'd probably eat all of the foods that I hate and he loves just to get a different POV. I wish my life was like Freaky Friday.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: This place sucks and is boring : Hmm, This is a good point. <strong> I'd probably eat all of the foods that I hate and he loves just to get a different POV. </strong>I wish my life was like Freaky Friday.
Posted by brandichamberlain[/QUOTE]
The one thing he loves that I hate is scrapple, and I don't know if I could bring myself to eat that, even as him. Yuuuuuuck. Although I think I hate the smell of it frying more than I hate the actual taste.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: This place sucks and is boring : The one thing he loves that I hate is scrapple, and I don't know if I could bring myself to eat that, even as him. Yuuuuuuck. Although I think I hate the smell of it frying more than I hate the actual taste.
Posted by jcg98[/QUOTE]
Scrapple is super gross.
[QUOTE]Wtf is scrapple?
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrapple" rel="nofollow">
LINK</a>
[QUOTE]Wtf is scrapple?
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
lips and assholes tossed with a little corn flour
[QUOTE]Wtf is scrapple?
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
It's a mush of pork scraps and trimmings. My H buys it in a brick that he slices and fries and eats with maple syrup. Looks like this:
<a href="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/images/store/4/12/643caf45-c29e-41d8-8c36-93a23411d7b5.large.jpg" title="Click to view a larger photo" class="PhotoLink"> <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/images/store/4/12/643caf45-c29e-41d8-8c36-93a23411d7b5.medium.jpg" alt="" /></a>
ETA: dmill's description is spot on. The smell of it frying stinks up the house for hours and makes me want to vomit.
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