1. Do you have a dog?
2. Do you let your dog stand outside and bark obnoxiously, disturbing the peace of your neighbors who are just trying to enjoy a quiet beer on their effing front porch?
3. Have you ever tried buttsex?
4. If so, did you like it?
5. What's your favorite kind of beer?
6. What's your favorite vegetable?
7. Do you like candles?
8. Does your dog do any cool tricks?
9. If you don't have a dog, and want a dog, what kind of dog do you want?
10. Do you think this poll has absurdly specific questions?
11. If you could meet one Knottie in person, who would it be?
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