I judge..

LiLe422 · September 2012

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[QUOTE]I judge people who park right beside me in a parking lot and the entire lot is empty. Especially when they leave me little to no space to get in the darn car. I've been known to kick doors or open my door as far as it can go to get in. If you're going to be an a$$ and park where you did then <strong>I'm going to be a $itch and leave a farewell gift on your door.</strong>
Posted by mrsbiss2be[/QUOTE]

And then I would leave a farewell gift on your face, and Im not a violent person. So theres that.

LiLe422 · September 2012

I judge the jerk-offs who cant even make it work after a 3 day holiday weekend. I mean...wtf, you got shiiiitface wasted and now I have to work double duty to get shiiiit done. Thanks a fuucking lot!

rachelm13 · September 2012

i judge people who don't dress appropriately for the weather... If the weather man says it's going to be chilly, and you step outside and it's chilly, you should probably not be wearing daisy dukes and a tank top.

mmmendi · September 2012

I am joining the work vents. As much as I am already not a fan of cell phone usage in that area, I judge the young 'lady' who is in the handicap stall in the ladies restroom - on a phone interview. Sure...I'd hire someone I talked to with flushing toilets in the background...

NuggetBrain · September 2012

Once I had to open the passenger side of my car and climb over into the driver's side because some turdburglar decided to park RIGHTTHISFUCKINGCLOSE to my car.

I didn't ding his car though. I may or may not have left a terse note in which I implied his mother was a female dog.

rachelm13 · September 2012

I also judge people who put an ipad on their BABY REGISTRY. WHA??? the kid is going to use an ipad at 1 day old??? Huh?

rsanna · September 2012

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[QUOTE]I judge people who park right beside me in a parking lot and the entire lot is empty. Especially when they leave me little to no space to get in the darn car. I've been known to kick doors or open my door as far as it can go to get in. If you're going to be an a$$ and park where you did then I'm going to be a $itch and leave a farewell gift on your door.
Posted by mrsbiss2be[/QUOTE]

So you're the jerk that dented my car.

You realize not all parking spaces are created equal, right? The spaces at my apartment complex and on campus are MUCH smaller than the spaces at my work.

Also, sometimes I park next to a single car, because I HATE parking in between cars and I don't want to be the jerk that makes someone else do that.

lbarr088 · September 2012

Nuggs, I had to climb through my trunk before (I have a hatchback). That was fun. I might have yelled asshole and flipped people off but I definitely didn't damage property... seeing that's all arrest-worthy and everything.

rachel, I know someone who bought their 2 year old an iPad. That in itself was crazy enough to me. Methinks baby registry lady is not going to get her wish.

kikirst33 · September 2012

I judge the clients I work with for being four days late in providing feedback to me and then asking why we are late getting it back to them.

shaydenise · September 2012

Blue, wtf. 3rd hand smoking? I'm not a fan of smoking for obvious reasons (H's health) but that whole concept is just stupid.

I judge this girl I'm FB friends with that got engaged a couple days ago and every single FB status since then (there have been about 25) have included something about "can't wait to be Mrs. Soandso!!!!11!!!111" Even if the status has nothing to do with that. "I've gotta go to the grocery store today. Can't wait to grocery shop as Mrs. soandso in a year!!!!" "I've gotta pee. Can't wait to pee as Mrs. Soandso next year!!!!!!" I get it. She's excited. It's an exciting time. It's getting to the point though, where about to defriend her. Maybe I'm the jerk but whatever,

And I may leave nasty notes that inform people of their need to learn how to park, but good Lord damaging someone else's property? Really?

rachelm13 · September 2012

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[QUOTE]Nuggs, I had to climb through my trunk before (I have a hatchback). That was fun. I might have yelled asshole and flipped people off but I definitely didn't damage property... seeing that's all arrest-worthy and everything. rachel, I know someone who bought their 2 year old an iPad. That in itself was crazy enough to me. Methinks baby registry lady is not going to get her wish.
Posted by lbarr088[/QUOTE]

A 2 year old?! Seriously??? I mean i could see using YOUR ipad to facetime/skype with grandparents or relatives but then the ipad is yours and not a toddler's that will destroy that thing...

No stroller, no bottles, no books, no diaper cream, small stuffs... seriously a ton of diaper covers/green diapers (not cloth but made out of some weird material), a tub, a humidifier ($200), a super fancy mobile ($200), ipad, 2 car seats ($350 each) (they live in nyc and don't own a car), a pack and play and a crib (matress bedding) make up their list.

I bought the one "inexpensive" thing: the tub... sigh... I already decided I am sending the gift and not going to the shower. (I am friends with the husband and essentially she is the devil sans hormones.)

button6004 · September 2012

I also have had the pleasure of climbing through the car to get to the driver's side, but rather than intentionally cause damage I leave a note.

I judge the woman in my office who wears skin tight clothing to work. When your skirt seam is bulging because its so tight on you, you need a bigger size.

ElleB87 · September 2012

Wow I definitely judge people who put crap like iPads on their baby registries. I also judge people who plan their own baby showers for their 4th kid...when they have 3 other kids of the same effing gender.

Also, property damage is no bueno. No matter how pissed off you are. Especially over someone parking too close to you. Sure it's frustrating but I really don't see how you can get so angry you actually damage a vehicle on purpose. I think someone needs some anger management.

Blueyed228 · September 2012

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[QUOTE]Wow I definitely judge people who put crap like iPads on their baby registries. <strong><u>I also judge people who plan their own baby showers for their 4th kid...when they have 3 other kids of the same effing gender</u></strong>. Also, property damage is no bueno. No matter how pissed off you are. Especially over someone parking too close to you. Sure it's frustrating but I really don't see how you can get so angry you actually damage a vehicle on purpose. I think someone needs some anger management.
Posted by ElleB87[/QUOTE]

ITS NOT A SHOWER ITS A SPRINKLE DAMMIT!

lbarr088 · September 2012

LOL, I've gone to many baby sprinkles. Half the sprinkles I've been to have just been piling on the onesies and diapers, which I know at that point is way more appreciated than most things.

kd.joseph · September 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I judge.. : ITS NOT A SHOWER ITS A SPRINKLE DAMMIT!
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

HA!

I judge the woman who left a message on the office VM that she fell up our escalator on Sunday, because it's too fast! It just TOOK her up and she hurt her knee,hand, shoulder and back. She already spoke to her lawyer (I want a lawyer who works holiday weekends) and he suggested she calls us to work out a settlement, so we wouldn't have to go to court, HA, yes because this is how the corporate world works...NOT!
She didnt even make a report with Security so we have no documentation. I sicced our insurance on her.

LesPaul · September 2012

I've never even heard of 3rd hand smoke. FFS.

You damage my car, I damage your face. Don't be a deliberate asswhole.

I judge the woman with a toddler in full-on meltdown at Target. Time to leave the store, lady. Is it inconvenient to have to come back and shop another time? Yes. Been there, done that. You need to go now.

ETA: I judge her for ignoring the child and ignoring everyone who couldn't stand the 20 minutes of screaming.

kd.joseph · September 2012

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[QUOTE]I've never even heard of 3rd hand smoke. FFS. <strong>You damage my car, I damage your face. Don't be a deliberate asswhole. </strong>I judge the woman with a toddler in full-on meltdown at Target. Time to leave the store, lady. Is it inconvenient to have to come back and shop another time? Yes. Been there, done that. You need to go now.
Posted by LesPaul[/QUOTE]

My whole take on this is, who knows if there was someone in between you and the other person while you were inside. I've had to park crooked plenty of times just because of the a-holes on either side of me.

Loopyseven · September 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I judge.. : Yes, and the tanning salon market seems pretty saturated to me. At least it is here - there are probably a dozen salons within a 2 mile radius.
Posted by LesPaul[/QUOTE]

<div>Which I find funny considering the amount of... actual sunshine... we get out here.</div>

mrsbiss2be · September 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I judge.. : You are about to get judged hard for this. Put your seatbelt on and enjoy the ride.
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

It's all good! People need to stop parking inches away from my door. If I get judged for that then so be it!

mrsbiss2be · September 2012

Na...I have no issue with people in my bubble. But when I have no way of getting in besides my passenger door I think that's more inconsiderate. And for those of you who are assuming that I'm kicking the door in think again please. I don't cause actual damage unless I really need to squeeze in! In my city cars tend to gravitate to whatever one car that is in the parking lot. I don't know why but it's all the time.
Even at 5am in the morning when I'm basically the only person at the gym...that one single person will park right beside my car when there are 2 very huge parking lots connected to the gym.

mrsbiss2be · September 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I judge.. : Wow, I judge YOU. You're kind of an assface. If you can open your door as far as it can go,<strong> they're not that close to you.</strong> Sure it's annoying when people park closely to you, but to purposefully damage their car? I hope someone catches you doing this.
Posted by NicoleSahara[/QUOTE]

Ya...they are.

cnf2013 · September 2012

I judge my coworker who resigned and left three days later. Now I have to cover her county and mine and will be taking over her county indefinitely. But she is horridly disheaveled mess. Our boss just handed me her state workplan and she's turned in zero paperwork for the year and I just tore her files apart and can't find any of it. But it's okay, she had a file for "stickers", because I know you were all as concerned as I was.

ElleB87 · September 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I judge.. : It's all good!<strong><u> People need to stop parking inches away from my door</u></strong>. If I get judged for that then so be it!
Posted by mrsbiss2be[/QUOTE]

Or you could act like a responsible, law-abiding, adult instead of throwing a temper tantrum. Damaging another persons property will eventually land you in hot water. Especially when you have this kind of attitude.

LesPaul · September 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I judge.. : Which I find funny considering the amount of... actual sunshine... we get out here.
Posted by Loopyseven[/QUOTE]

Yes! We get more than 300 days of sunshine a year.

Loopyseven · September 2012

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[QUOTE]I judge the tv ads the state has been playing here about 3rd hand smoke. Give.me.a.break.
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

<div>WTF is 3rd hand smoke..</div><div>
</div><div>And along these lines - I just the commercials I've been hearing on the radio here urging people to sign a pledge to never shake a baby - stop shaken baby syndrome. Seriously? This needs a movement and a peition/pledge? And - the flash flood warnings on the TV when the last lines are "Move to higher ground. Do not drown.". Really? This needs to be explicitly stated? Where is the common sense button when you need it?</div>

SunriseAmber · September 2012

I judge the father in walmart yesterday who wouldn't pay attention to his daughter. She kept trying to show him something out of her baby book and kept saying "daddy look" "daddy can you look please" and instead of just LOOKING for one second and giving her an ounce of attention he screamed at her over and over "STOP SAYING MY DAMN NAME".

FFS. I just can't.

cnf2013 · September 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I judge.. :<strong> WTF is 3rd hand smoke.</strong>. And along these lines - I just the commercials I've been hearing on the radio here urging people to sign a pledge to never shake a baby - stop shaken baby syndrome. Seriously? This needs a movement and a peition/pledge? And - the flash flood warnings on the TV when the last lines are "Move to higher ground. Do not drown.". Really? This needs to be explicitly stated? Where is the common sense button when you need it?
Posted by Loopyseven[/QUOTE]

<div>It's the smoke stench left on fabric like clothes and in cars. I work in substance abuse prevention and I even think this is going way too far. It's ridiculous. </div>

NicoleSahara · September 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I judge.. : Ya...they are.
Posted by mrsbiss2be[/QUOTE]

Did you read the first part of the sentence you bolded? <strong> If you can open your door as far as it can go, </strong>they're not that close to you. Unless you have a damn lamborghini. Quit trying to justify your douchebaggery with stupid excuses.

NicoleSahara · September 2012

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[QUOTE]I judge people who park right beside me in a parking lot and the entire lot is empty. Especially when they leave me little to no space to get in the darn car. <strong>I've been known to kick</strong> <strong>doors</strong> or open my door as far as it can go to get in. If you're going to be an a$$ and park where you did then I'm going to be a $itch and leave a farewell gift on your door.
Posted by mrsbiss2be[/QUOTE]

And people aren't just assuming you're kicking the door, it's exactly what you said.

I judge..

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