~a daily update about your kid's potty training, including if he woke up wet or not and details about how much they went in the potty and whether it was #1 or #2.
~vaguebooking in any form...this is worse if you're over 20.
~song lyrics. All the time. Nothing else.
Which ones annoy you?
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Re: Unnecessary FB status updates:
"Our little sweetie is 6 weeks old today! Dr. says i can get back on the old horse whenever. Anyone want to babysit? It's time to see if we can work on baby #2!'
My cousin makes me wanna gag.
So my vote is any status that lets me know you're probably having sex right at this moment. Or that you just had sex.
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-here is one that just came across my news feed. Can you say TMI? :
mmmmm what a weekend (BEST SEX EVER)
-status updates about how much you hate our President..
I second the song lyric thing- so annoying!
I see the potty training status' as well- All the time! Someone I know even wrote about her son smearing his feces on the wall ewwww
And I especially hate the the break-ups and make-ups posts. People air their dirty laundry on FB way too much.
I don't need to know what you're doing every single second of the day. Oh wait, you forgot to tell me when you were planning on using the bathroom.
Everything the light touches is my kingdom.
I also don't need to know every time some one has a headache, is bored at work, ate too much or cut their toenails (true story).
RAWR!
Everything the light touches is my kingdom.
[QUOTE]I had one today that still makes me shudder: "Our little sweetie is 6 weeks old today! Dr. says i can get back on the old horse whenever. Anyone want to babysit? It's time to see if we can work on baby #2!' My cousin makes me wanna gag. So my vote is any status that lets me know you're probably having sex right at this moment. Or that you just had sex.
Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]
That's too funny! I don't think i'd mind the sex posts too much- although I don't see much of them.
I also can't stand when people post pics of their food, whether they cooked the meal or not. Half the time the food doesn't even look good.
I see a lot of statuses I just don't agree with that drive me a little crazy. A girl I graduated high school with asked when she should get her daughter's ears pierced. Her daughter is a baby. Then a string of responses like, "The earlier the better!", "Three months!" and "Go to Walmart!" followed. It made me want to beat my head against the wall.
I hate the "OH GOD, why is this happening to me??!" ones more than anything else. It's just so obvious you're screaming for attention and people to freak out.
Wait, no. WhatI hate the most is grown adults who make updates asking you to comment on their pictures. Are you for real??
"Whatever East. You're just mad I RSVP'd "lame" to your pre-wedding sleepover."
My mother updates her facebook and talks about what she has to do that day and then what she completed and how tired she is. She uses, on average, five exclamation points per sentence. I find that annoying.
I also don't like how this girl updates her status about the kids she is a nanny for. You should be watching those kids - not playing on the computer.
"Whatever East. You're just mad I RSVP'd "lame" to your pre-wedding sleepover."
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Posted by allisong23[/QUOTE]
YES! I deleted a friend from High School for doing that! You're over 20 eyars old, why would you think tHiS iS CoOl?
[QUOTE]what is vaguebooking? Posted by andy71781[/QUOTE]
Vaguebooking is when you update your status without really saying anything, just to get attention.
Ex: "OMG. I can't believe that just happened. WORST DAY EVER!!!!!!!!!!11"
Then people respond like, "What?! What's wrong?!" And the person says, "Nothing", "I can't tell you here" or "I'll tell you later."
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Unnecessary FB status updates: : YES! I deleted a friend from High School for doing that! You're over 20 eyars old, why would you think tHiS iS CoOl?
Posted by cupcakesfrosting[/QUOTE]
I get motion sickness just reading it.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Unnecessary FB status updates: : My friend spends money like it grows on trees and then complains ALL THE TIME about not having money, but just posted about buying something random the other day. Some people never learn.
Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]
Oh definitely.. FI and I have basically been living on veggies, and 1 10lb. bag of Pasta for the last couple months. If WE can do it (We are the MOST compulsive spenders on Earth), I'm pretty sure most people can handle things.. If you can't then get help. It's time to curb those spending habits.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Unnecessary FB status updates: : Vaguebooking is when you update your status without really saying anything, just to get attention. Ex: "OMG. I can't believe that just happened. WORST DAY EVER!!!!!!!!!!11" Then people respond like, "What?! What's wrong?!" And the person says, "Nothing", "I can't tell you here" or "I'll tell you later."
Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]
oh yes I hate that too.
Ummmm so I have an extra ticket that I have payed for already...... Thinking of who deserves for me to give it to and that would mean alot for my daughter to have that persons presents????? Also that has supported her....... Wow what a hard task I have in front of me..... UMMMMMMM THIS IS HARD!!!!
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Her pre-teen daughter is a pageant girl. She also has photos of said pre-teen daughter in a bikini all over her FB. Really?[QUOTE]This FB post annoys the hell out of me (It's from a coworker) Ummmm so I have an extra ticket that I have payed for already...... Thinking of who deserves for me to give it to and that would mean alot for my daughter to have that persons presents????? Also that has supported her....... Wow what a hard task I have in front of me..... UMMMMMMM THIS IS HARD!!!! :(((( Her pre-teen daughter is a pageant girl. She also has photos of said pre-teen daughter in a bikini all over her FB. Really?
Posted by JenGin74[/QUOTE]
I think that would annoy me, purely for the grammatical errors. And is she asking who would mean alot to her daughter to be PRESENT at the Pageant? Or is she asking who's PRESENTS would mean the most to her daughter? I'm confused.
I know I've had semi long ones before and sometimes I'm guilty of updating a few times a day.
"Whatever East. You're just mad I RSVP'd "lame" to your pre-wedding sleepover."
[QUOTE]not a status thing but OHFORGODSSAKE annoying is people who comment and like every. single. thing. you do. Stop stalking me!
Posted by eastunder1[/QUOTE]
This creeps me the f out. Then I started using privacy filters and lists. Problem solved.
[QUOTE]not a status thing but OHFORGODSSAKE annoying is people who comment and like every. single. thing. you do. Stop stalking me!
Posted by eastunder1[/QUOTE]
I'm hiding under your bed.
I hide those ones. Until they break up. Then DH and I read all of the statuses for amusement and I feel like a jerk but the statuses are too funny and AWish by that point, usually.
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My sister and I were talking about this and low and behold today she posted about not knowing how she's going to get back and forth to work now since she was an idiot and drove with a suspended lic. and got into an accident.
I was sorta hoping for a DUI (with no one getting injured!!) but either way I am hoping she learned her lesson which I am sure she hasn't and now her status's will be of her whining about not having a vehicle.
**~ sucker for punishment **~ Hi I'm just a voice, not actually a person, PLEASE be an asshole to me? ** friday the 13th is worst than a full moon...going out with my ladies to release some of this bullshit energy and get back to the good vibes ♥