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Weird Confessions
Inspired by some of the funny confessions on KPS today.
Mine: I'm really scared of fish. Which is weird, because I'm not scared of snakes or spiders... just fish. I love water and I love boats and I love the ocean, but I won't swim in it because I don't want a fish to touch me. The idea FREAKS ME OUT. I also hate the feel of the bottom of the ocean. It's so slimy.
I don't care for birds, either. I feel like they're smarter than they let on.
Mine: I'm really scared of fish. Which is weird, because I'm not scared of snakes or spiders... just fish. I love water and I love boats and I love the ocean, but I won't swim in it because I don't want a fish to touch me. The idea FREAKS ME OUT. I also hate the feel of the bottom of the ocean. It's so slimy.
I don't care for birds, either. I feel like they're smarter than they let on.
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My BIL/SIL want us to come over to their place for Mothers' Day with my MIL, and have lobster. I can't really say no, I won't go, but I am dreading seeing them on the plates. I realize this is stupid.
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[QUOTE]The ocean doesn't bother me (except when seaweed wraps around my feet and toes), but OMG - the LAKE. I must see the bottom, people. There's no telling what's down there. Slime, algae, goo, trash, snakes, fish.... Jason - you just don't know. No lake swimming for me, unless it's a clear lake.
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When I went to overnight camp, I told my swim teacher I had a pulled muscle in my neck for an entire month so I wouldn't have to learn how to dive into the murky lake. I was ok with swimming in the lake and staying near the surface, but I was not diving into the unknown.
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<div>Aww thank you! My mom took that right before the photographer showed up to take our engagement pictures</div>
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[QUOTE]I like to sniff my H's armpits. Not BO armpits, but deodorized armpits.
Posted by georgia_bride09[/QUOTE]
Me too!!! I do this a lot actually. Especially if we're laying in bed. He finds it weird, but it smells soooo good.
We're weird, GA!
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[QUOTE]I learned how to swim in a massive lake, so seaweed and fish don't bother me. *shrug* I've also been waterskiing in about 85 feet of river water, so yeah. Birds are weird, though. I don't like them. I also hate monkeys.
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<div>Yeah, I guess my view is pretty skewed too, because I go swimming in the Niagara River off the boats and waterskiing and stuff. And I waiterski off Sherkston. But whenever I am in the deep water I kick around a lot to scare off fish. </div>
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Weird Confessions : Me too!!! I do this a lot actually. Especially if we're laying in bed. He finds it weird, but it smells soooo good. We're weird, GA!
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We can't help that they smell manly!
[QUOTE]Inspired by some of the funny confessions on KPS today. Mine: I'm really scared of fish. Which is weird, because I'm not scared of snakes or spiders... just fish. I love water and I love boats and I love the ocean, but I won't swim in it because I don't want a fish to touch me. The idea FREAKS ME OUT. I also hate the feel of the bottom of the ocean. It's so slimy. I don't care for birds, either. I feel like they're smarter than they let on.
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I totally could've written this whole thing. I definitely agree, Kiki.
[QUOTE]Cotton balls. Cannot be near them.
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<div>I hate when they use cotton balls at the dentist. It irks me out to have them in my mouth (that's what she said). Shoot me with all the needles you need, drill my teeth for hours, just don't stick cotton in there.</div>
[QUOTE]I only grow hair on the front of my calves, nowhere else on my legs. I constantly imagine car crashes when I'm driving. They're super vivid and sometimes I see all the way through to my family being notified and my funeral. It's so morbid. I think I just have an overactive imagination.
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You're not alone :( I do this too. Sometimes I cringe and get a headache from the imagined impact.
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[QUOTE]I like to sniff my H's armpits. Not BO armpits, but deodorized armpits.
Posted by georgia_bride09[/QUOTE]
Me too. His deoderant smells good ::shrugs::
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