Bad names

mandapanda78 · February 2010

Adding this to the "Bad Names File": I have an Aunt Elly. I always assumed her name was Eleanor. Last night I received a very nice card from her, congratulating us on our wedding. It was signed "Aunt Elfreide". I had no idea! No wonder she goes by Elly!

kikibaby · February 2010

How do you pronounce that? El-Freed? El-frayed? That is unfortunate.

DanielleD7782 · February 2010

My grandpa has a sister named Bouge.

anna.oskar · February 2010

H has an aunt named Lolly. It's not short for anything.

fallbride1109 · February 2010

I used to draw loans for a mortgage company. I got one where the borrower's name was:

Pleas E. Dye, Jr.

JUNIOR! Which means someone actually named their son that after going around with that name their whole life.

Stackeye210 · February 2010

Elfreide sounds like one of those names you'd make up out of fun. Like I call our office manager Ed - Edweirdo, or Edaferd or something equally weird just to be funny.

Lolly. Interesting.

[Deleted User] · February 2010

There is a basketball player for NC State named Farnold Degand. I laugh evertime I see his name.

tidetravel · February 2010

SIL's baby boy is due in March. For a while, they were set on Logan. I like "Logan," a lot. All of the sudden, it went from "Logan" to "Marquin." Ewww. Luckily, she's now back to "Logan" (or "Myles," which is a lot better than "Marquin," IMO)

kate51485 · February 2010

I've said it here before but one of my exes had an aunt named Cherry Pie. She goes by Cherry, I believe.

My great grandma's name is Arabella Leona Docstater Lallinger. Nothing terribly unfortunate but a mouthfull nonetheless! ETA - She's German, in case you couldn't tell.

mandapanda78 · February 2010

According to my mother, it's pronounced El-free-da. I'm not sure what her maiden name is (she's my mother's SIL) but her married name is very Irish. Elfriede O'Somethin. It's an odd contrast.

I still maintain the best name I ever saw was Oral Sexton.

laurenclaire1386 · February 2010

I had a teacher in high school whose first name was Lolly. Her last name was Memory. I always thought that was the weirdest first and last name EVAR.

My grandmother's middle name is Gene, the masculine spelling (I think, anyway.) My other grandmother's name is Minnie, and she's hated it since birth. I think it's a really cute name though, very 20's to me.

Stackeye210 · February 2010

I still maintain the best name I ever saw was Oral Sexton.

Why do people hate their children?

opalsky007 · February 2010

H has a cousin with the middle name Von. It was supposed to be Vaughan (a family name), but her mother couldn't spell it.

Since they have a German last name, people think her last name is Von K___.

Shawnee11507 · February 2010

My dad's middle name (and he's a junior) is Gerson. He hates it and wouldn't tell me what his middle name was for a long time as a kid.

I love Madison for a girl if we have one but I was thinking of spelling it Madisyn. Then I see all those name things you can buy (keychains, mugs, etc.) and wonder if I should leave it Madison so she can buy the stuff. I have never been able to buy anything with my name because they never have it.

evabee · February 2010

My cousin has a student named "L-ia" but apparently you're supposed to pronounce the dash mark (which is just not pronounceable). So when you say her name it's "ledashia".

laurenclaire1386 · February 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_bad-names?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:12a09613-58af-4d42-9482-280aa788e4e8Post:96a66751-635d-400e-8d99-cc1f6d891818">Re: Bad names</a>:
[QUOTE]My dad's middle name (and he's a junior) is Gerson. He hates it and wouldn't tell me what his middle name was for a long time as a kid. I love Madison for a girl if we have one but I was thinking of spelling it Madisyn. Then I see all those name things you can buy (keychains, mugs, etc.) and wonder if I should leave it Madison so she can buy the stuff. I have never been able to buy anything with my name because they never have it.
Posted by Shawnee11507[/QUOTE]

I swear to god I'm not being mean, but why in the everloving hell would you use a "y" instead of an "o" in Madison? Just so it's different?

Stackeye210 · February 2010

I love Madison for a girl if we have one but I was thinking of spelling it Madisyn. Then I see all those name things you can buy (keychains, mugs, etc.) and wonder if I should leave it Madison so she can buy the stuff. I have never been able to buy anything with my name because they never have it.

DONT DO IT!!! Adding random "y"s to a name is going to be so outdated in like a year. Step away from the unfortunate trend and resist the temptation!

[Deleted User] · February 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_bad-names?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:12a09613-58af-4d42-9482-280aa788e4e8Post:8cd3314f-e94e-4621-9253-82fb68f5d7a6">Re: Bad names</a>:
[QUOTE]My cousin has a student named "L-ia" but apparently you're supposed to pronounce the dash mark (which is just not pronounceable). So when you say her name it's "ledashia".
Posted by evabee[/QUOTE]

I am still waiting to see proof that this is real. I refuse to believe it. It just can't be real. I would lose all faith in mankind.

SwedishChick2011 · February 2010

Richard Upright - teacher at my high school

Cletus and Tekla - my H's grandparents; Tekla's birth name was actually Emily but then her adoptive parents changed it...why they thought Tekla was an improvement over Emily is beyond me

Harry Butts - didn't know him personally, but knew someone who did

kate51485 · February 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_bad-names?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:12a09613-58af-4d42-9482-280aa788e4e8Post:96a66751-635d-400e-8d99-cc1f6d891818">Re: Bad names</a>:
[QUOTE]My dad's middle name (and he's a junior) is Gerson. He hates it and wouldn't tell me what his middle name was for a long time as a kid. I love Madison for a girl if we have one but I was thinking of spelling it Madisyn. Then I see all those name things you can buy (keychains, mugs, etc.) and wonder if I should leave it Madison so she can buy the stuff. <strong>I have never been able to buy anything with my name because they never have it.
</strong>Posted by Shawnee11507[/QUOTE]

Then why would you do it to your kid?

danieliza1127 · February 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_bad-names?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:12a09613-58af-4d42-9482-280aa788e4e8Post:96a66751-635d-400e-8d99-cc1f6d891818">Re: Bad names</a>:
[QUOTE] I love Madison for a girl if we have one but I was thinking of spelling it Madisyn. Then I see all those name things you can buy (keychains, mugs, etc.) and wonder if I should leave it Madison so she can buy the stuff. I have never been able to buy anything with my name because they never have it.
Posted by Shawnee11507[/QUOTE]

I would be less worried about her finding stuff with her name on it and more worried about her going through her entire life having people spell her name wrong and think it's crazy that there is a y in it. Don't do that to your kid.

SwedishChick2011 · February 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_bad-names?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:12a09613-58af-4d42-9482-280aa788e4e8Post:56d83e94-1e52-41b5-b63b-5ebd8676de6d">Re: Bad names</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Bad names : I swear to god I'm not being mean, but why in the everloving hell would you use a "y" instead of an "o" in Madison? Just so it's different?
Posted by laurenclaire1386[/QUOTE]
I know a couple who named their daughter Madisyn with a "y." I was kind of disappointed that they didn't use an "o," especially because her middle name is Avery, which already has a "y" in it.

shellydiane820 · February 2010

I had a great aunt, Bertha Lavern. She always hated her name.

NuggetBrain · February 2010

My mom was going to name me Chastity. Thank God my grandma talked her out of that one. Noodle's grandma was a big fat racist and hated his name (because it's "Jewish", according to her) so she just called him Elmer his entire life. No idea why she picked Elmer.

I know a girl who's first name is Baby. You know how all hospitals call the newborns "Baby Smith" or "Baby Jones" until the parents offically pick a name? Well I guess her mom couldn't pick a name, saw her bracelet when they gave the baby back to her and decided to just stick with "Baby".

kate51485 · February 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_bad-names?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:12a09613-58af-4d42-9482-280aa788e4e8Post:8cd3314f-e94e-4621-9253-82fb68f5d7a6">Re: Bad names</a>:
[QUOTE]My cousin has a student named "L-ia" but apparently you're supposed to pronounce the dash mark (which is just not pronounceable). So when you say her name it's "ledashia".
Posted by evabee[/QUOTE]

So does everyone else's cousin. I have yet to see proof that this is not just an urban legend.

Shawnee11507 · February 2010

Because I'm a dork.

I would like to use letters from our names to spell our kids names and neither of us have an O but we have a Y.

Like for a middle name I was thinking Shey (SH from the first two letters of my first name and EY from the last two letters of FI's last name).

I never thought that sounded like a crazy thing to do but I bet you ladies will. Oh well.

bbyckes · February 2010

Please don't spell your daughter's name like that. It's horrible.

My aunt's name is Irish. I always thought that was interesting. FI has a cousin named Ruby Jewel.

jasmineh7777 · February 2010

I had a teacher who was named Richard, but went by Diick. His last middle name was Les. Diick Les. (The knot made me add the extra i's.)

SarahPLiz · February 2010

A 3rd cousin on my dad's side is named Onezime (O na zim) Lonnie R___. He actually names his son the same thing. THey both go by Lonnie. There are some freakishly weird cajun names out there in our family, though. My grandma was Delvina, and everyone always thought we were saying Velveeta.

Oh, and there is a politician back home named Bill Williams. That's just redundant.

evabee · February 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_bad-names?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:12a09613-58af-4d42-9482-280aa788e4e8Post:a281d19e-0b04-421c-b981-e0199bc591f1">Re: Bad names</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Bad names : I am still waiting to see proof that this is real. I refuse to believe it. It just can't be real. I would lose all faith in mankind.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

<div>She's a kid but you can try google searching her! Who knows, it might come up in some website's WTF news. I was grading papers with my cousin when I asked her how to pronounce it and got the whole story. Smart kid despite the dumb name!</div><div>
</div><div>Edit: I never heard of the urban legend but maybe the girl's mom did and liked it! It loses it's flavor for me though if she didn't think it up herself.</div>

ohwhynot · February 2010

Again with the Le-dash-a. I call bullshiiit. And I have seen odd names (my own children have odd names, but I don't think they're heinous), but I don't buy that one for minute. Or the apocryphal "Shithead" or "Female" or any of those. Everyone had a cousin who knows someone who saw it with her own eyes.

A boy in my high school was named Bolton Bangs. I always loved that. I have an Uncle Harvey and an Aunt Pearl; I love the old-fashionedness of those.

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