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  • Once I went to a tanning salon and was throwing something away when I noticed yellow liquid in the garbage can. I'm pretty sure someone pissed in the tiny garbage can in the room instead of walking about 2 feet to the bathroom. Ew. I was so embarrassed to tell the staff because I was afraid they'd think I did it and was trying to pretend it wasn't me. 
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    [QUOTE]Once I went to a tanning salon and was throwing something away when I noticed yellow liquid in the garbage can. I'm pretty sure someone pissed in the tiny garbage can in the room instead of walking about 2 feet to the bathroom. Ew. I was so embarrassed to tell the staff because I was afraid they'd think I did it and was trying to pretend it wasn't me. 
    Posted by LeiselEB[/QUOTE]

    THE HELL???

    People are so fucking nasty wtf.
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  • I've already told FI I'm getting a boob job.  He says no but it's my body so I win :)
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    I don't even know what my real bra size is.  I just wear whatever I can find hat fits. Luckily, they're large, but very perky/tight, so I don't need that much support overall.

    ETA: my favorite Wendy Williams story is the one where she was high and threw up in the fitting room. We had the most disgusting people come in to shop when I worked in Express, so I believe it.
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    [QUOTE]Although I don't go to a tanning bed anymore, there was nothing more relaxing than laying in a bed for 15 minutes. The only thing better would be getting a massage while simultaneously tanning.
    Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]

    I loved this too. It was warm, it hummed so it was like white noise. I used to drift off and then jerk myself awake and bang the fuuck out of my hands on the lid. I would get super embarassed even though I was in there by myself.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Judgey stuff : Yeah, I but I really do have a cousin that is orange. Like, seriously, literally orange. It's crazy.  She's somewhere between the color on the [left, middle], and the [middle, middle] squares.
    Posted by arwo[/QUOTE]

    <div>I mean, I know some stuff is crappy and will turn you oompa loompa ish - but there are plenty of products that don't. So I get annoyed when my friends tell me they don't want to be orange and ignore the fact that I have a spray tan and am not orange, ya know?</div>
  • The beds at my gym have brand new bulbs and it sucks, lol.  I'm in there for like 10 minutes and it feels like I'm melting.  I have pink bulb marks on my ass.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Judgey stuff : I loved this too. It was warm, it hummed so it was like white noise. I<strong> used to drift off and then jerk myself awake and bang the fuuck out of my hands on the lid.</strong> I would get super embarassed even though I was in there by myself.
    Posted by mehgank[/QUOTE]

    I laughed at this mental image.

    There was a sign on each of the doors at one place we went to about how if you need to use the restroom while you're there to use the restroom down the hall and not the trash can. I always wondered why that was there, but it all make sense now.
  • I plan on getting a lift after I'm done having kids. My boobs are already a DD and I don't even want to know how saggy they will get.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Judgey stuff :<strong> I sometimes wonder if I'm actually a 32DD, and have just settled on 34DD because that's the smallest band size they have for DD cup at VS.</strong> And on the topic of tanning beds: every salon I've gone to has had spray bottles of disinfectant and paper towels in the room, so I always cleaned the bed before and after my tanning appointment. (This was back when I actually went tanning, so circa 2007-2009. I've since embraced being pale or just going outside for some sun.)
    Posted by mehgank[/QUOTE]

    <div>I thought I was a 34DD for a long time, too, but I wasn't *quite* filling the cups up, and 34D was too small. Then a fitter (at Nordstrom) said I was pretty much borderline between 32 and 34; as soon as I tried a 32DD, it was like the clouds parted and choirs sang. Awesome.</div>
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    [QUOTE]I've already told FI I'm getting a boob job.  He says no but it's my body so I win :)
    Posted by lbarr088[/QUOTE]

    I've decided that a boob job is going to be H's present to me after I pop out a couple of kids.  Not that my boobs are in great shape now but I hear breast feeding is murder on the boobies so god knows what shape they will be in after two kids.
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  • I've never had an actual fitting because I'm always too embarassed to ask someone.  I think mine fit me just right but who knows, I could be wearing a totally wrong size.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Judgey stuff : I mean, I know some stuff is crappy and will turn you oompa loompa ish - but there are plenty of products that don't. So I get annoyed when my friends tell me they don't want to be orange and ignore the fact that I have a spray tan and am not orange, ya know?
    Posted by LeiselEB[/QUOTE]

    <div>Sure, I get it. I'm just not willing to spend the time finding the one that won't turn me orange. I get enough sun from being outside exercising anyway, so it's no biggie.</div>
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Judgey stuff : Sure, I get it. I'm just not willing to spend the time finding the one that won't turn me orange. I get enough sun from being outside exercising anyway, so it's no biggie.
    Posted by arwo[/QUOTE]

    <div>That makes sense. If you ever want some recommendations, let me know :) I'm all about the self tanner. </div>
  • I dream about getting fitted for a new bra and being told to go down a few sizes haha.

    I'm a 38DDD.  Hate.
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  • arwo - I go shirtless every morning, and I'm pretty sure many of my neighbors have seen me in my bra from the walking path.  I don't care - I'm in my own kitchen.
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  • whoa, Bay.  38DDD?

    I'm feeling inadequate in my 36C.  ha.
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  • Rachers, some on FI's side have had boob jobs.  I wouldn't want anything huge.  I'm just over 5 ft tall and I think it would be hard to get used to anything but a smaller C or large B.  
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    [QUOTE]whoa, Bay.  38DDD? I'm feeling inadequate in my 36C.  ha.
    Posted by LesPaul[/QUOTE]
    Tis true.  They're ginormous.

    Fortunately I'm tall and hippy so it looks proportionate (I think).  My poor little sister is about the same size, but she's shorter and has no hips at all, so she looks really top-heavy and hates it.  She's been talking about getting a reduction for years.
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    [QUOTE]whoa, Bay.  38DDD? I'm feeling inadequate in my 36C.  ha.
    Posted by LesPaul[/QUOTE]

    <div>Lol, I am INCREDIBLY inadequate in that regard.  I am so thankful FI is a bum man.  I got a lot of that.</div>
  • I wear a 34B and do not want them any bigger. But if they sag when I'm older I'd totally get a lift.
  • I decided years ago that when I'm done procreating and breastfeeding that I want to get my breasts done, down to a 36C.
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    [QUOTE]arwo - I go shirtless every morning, and I'm pretty sure many of my neighbors have seen me in my bra from the walking path.  I don't care - I'm in my own kitchen.
    Posted by LesPaul[/QUOTE]

    <div>Yeah, that's pretty much my thought process too. If it bothers them, they shouldn't look. If they like it...well, OK then, here ya go. TITS.</div><div>
    </div><div>My husband and I looked into someone's apartment a few weeks ago and a man was walking around with a semi-turgid penis. We learned our lesson and now we don't look into that guy's apartment anymore. </div>
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Judgey stuff : Tis true.  They're ginormous. Fortunately I'm tall and hippy so it looks proportionate (I think).  My poor little sister is about the same size, but she's shorter and has no hips at all, so she looks really top-heavy and hates it.  She's been talking about getting a reduction for years.
    Posted by baystateapple[/QUOTE]
    Agreed.  i am glad that I lose weight in my books first, though, lol. Stupid boobs.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Judgey stuff : Agreed.  i am glad that I lose weight in my <strong>books</strong> first, though, lol. Stupid boobs.
    Posted by ZombieNates[/QUOTE]
    This may be my favorite typo ever.

    I'm pretty sure books are the one place I will be forever gaining weight. :D
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  • 32 A.  It's wonderful...
  • See, Rachers, I am super-jealous of people who have perky racks.  My breasts aren't particularly saggy, but they could never be described as "perky".  The only adjectives to describe them would be something like "mammoth", "shirt-stretching", and 'overwhelming".

    I hate my tits.
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  • I was flat as a board until I was around 19 years old or so. It's like I was hardly an A cup and then BAM! here's some DDs for you take care of. I know a lot of it has to do with being on BC pills, but also genetics. My mom and aunts were all late bloomers, so was my oldest sister. Hell, I didn't even get my first period till I was almost 15.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Judgey stuff : Yeah, that's pretty much my thought process too. If it bothers them, they shouldn't look. If they like it...well, OK then, here ya go. TITS. My husband and I looked into someone's apartment a few weeks ago and a man was walking around with a semi-turgid penis. We learned our lesson and now we don't look into that guy's apartment anymore. 
    Posted by arwo[/QUOTE]
    I definitely flashed a group of moving men in my courtyard once.







    Still walk around topless.
  • A good friend of mine gained a bunch of weight and her boobs got huge.  It was bad.  So she got surgery to get them reduced.  She looked fantastic.

    And then she gained more weight and her boobs grew back.



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