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  • July2012brideJuly2012bride member
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    edited December 2011
    Edie-
    We are currently renting a townhouse, and while we are allowed to have pets, I just don't think we have enough room for anything else right now.  

    We're living in 832 square feet and barely have enough room for all of our stuff AND a puppy.

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  • edited December 2011
    We know a couple who have two Yorkies, edie.  They had them for like, three years and then one year they sent us a Christmas card with two different dogs (they had different names).  We are friends with the guy's brother so we asked him if the dogs died, so they got two new ones?  No.  The wife decided one day she wanted girl dogs instead of boy dogs, so she just changed their names.

    I wish I was making that up.
    panther
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    [QUOTE]We know a couple who have two Yorkies, edie.  They had them for like, three years and then one year they sent us a Christmas card with two different dogs (they had different names).  We are friends with the guy's brother so we asked him if the dogs died, so they got two new ones?  No.  The wife decided one day she wanted girl dogs instead of boy dogs, so she just changed their names. I wish I was making that up.
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    It's better than just getting rid of the dogs, I guess.
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    [QUOTE]We know a couple who have two Yorkies, edie.  They had them for like, three years and then one year they sent us a Christmas card with two different dogs (they had different names).  We are friends with the guy's brother so we asked him if the dogs died, so they got two new ones?  No.  The wife decided one day she wanted girl dogs instead of boy dogs, so she just changed their names. I wish I was making that up.
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    <div>That is one of the most bizarre things I have ever heard.</div>
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  • I was a communication/journalism major and after I got my internship I partied (read: blacked out) with my TV station colleagues a lot.  One night after a nice sit down dinner, we all went downtown and spent a few hours drinking in the bars.  I vaguely remember being passed out in a booth, getting flung over some guy's shoulder and carried down the street to a house party.  I woke up in our weatherman's apartment, on a futon, with another weather team guy on the other side of the couch.  I looked up and beheld the most ridiculous sight I'd ever seen: their entire kitchen was full of piles of empty beer cans.  They even had two industrial sized garbage cans in their living room, overflowing with empty beer cans.

    I was supposed to be at work at the restaurant I worked at in a half hour.  And I made it on time, lol.
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  • Koda, some of my guy friends in college ended up with a plastic lawn penguin and a landshark surfboard at the end of one of their parties.
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    [QUOTE]We know a couple who have two Yorkies, edie.  They had them for like, three years and then one year they sent us a Christmas card with two different dogs (they had different names).  We are friends with the guy's brother so we asked him if the dogs died, so they got two new ones?  No.  The wife decided one day she wanted girl dogs instead of boy dogs, so she just changed their names. I wish I was making that up.
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    <div>This is one of the weirdest things I've ever heard.  Aside from one of my parents neighbors who wanted a girl, but had all boys, so, to the mom, the youngest was her "girl."  He even had long hair like a girl and wore girly-ish clothes (no dresses though). </div>
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Lurkers? : Awww I love the kitty! 
    Posted by mmw&lmd[/QUOTE]

    Everyone loves Sir Whisky. And he knows it.

    I had something else to say, but got distracted by an awful website and forgot. I'll remember soon.
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    [QUOTE] I swear college kids have the most amusing collections of pilfered shiit. I had house parties in college and someone stole our entire supply of beer once. ASSHOLES. I still don't know how we didn't notice someone running off with our full size garbage can of Miller High Life. That was the night I learned not to put all of my eggs in one basket. 
    Posted by kodakitty[/QUOTE]

    <div>One of my friends and I had a sizeable collection of bar glassware by the time I graduated.  Some nights it would turn in to how many glasses we could steal from the different bars we went to.  Our purses were heavy by the end of those nights.</div>
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Lurkers? : One of my friends and I had a sizeable collection of bar glassware by the time I graduated.  Some nights it would turn in to how many glasses we could steal from the different bars we went to.  Our purses were heavy by the end of those nights.
    Posted by ast.meghan[/QUOTE]

    Oh yeah I had a friend like that too.  He owned no other glassware other than stuff he'd kyped from bars.

    And he had a ton of them.
    panther
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    [QUOTE]  We're living in 832 square feet and barely have enough room for all of our stuff AND a puppy. ETA: clarity
    Posted by July2012bride[/QUOTE]
    We live in a 565 sq ft apartment with two full grown boxers.


    Yeah...my thing was mainly the bar glasses. The one bar we went to has 50 beers on top, most rotating. So every Tuesday night was pint night. If you bought the beer on special you got to take home the glass it came in (each beer had an different glass) since they were about to rotate that beer out. This creates problems though when you go and get drunk on any day other than Tuesday because you're in the habit. We have an insane pint glass collection.

    I also came home from my bachelorette pary wearing the male reader's boxer shorts under my dress. He just happened to be at the same pub we went too. My MOH had brought this card game that was having me do stupid things. He rememberd a few months back he'd been at the bar and a different bachelorette needed his boxer shorts signed for a differnt game. So he gave them too her. She used his signature to facebook find him and return them later. He just happened to be wearing them that night. It wasn't one of my cards but there were 2 make your own cards... so yeah. After he went to the bathroom to take them off, my BMs lifted off my dress in the bar to put them on me.
  • I occasionally post. I'm newly married...an accountant.

    I'll give you a gross college drunk story:
    I went to a wine tasting in college with some of my friends, about an hour away from campus. I managed to get so hammered at the tasting, that when we were on the way to the car, I decided I had to use the bathroom first. On the way toward the bathroom, and for no apparent reason (other than being drunk), I fell to the ground and hit my head on a bench on the way down. I agreed to sit b!tch in the back seat of the car. Passed out. Woke up to being sick out one of the side windows, except it didn't really make it out the window, It instead made it inside the window, and on my friend.

    Also, a few new years eves ago, H's friend was pretty drunk. ANd peed on my foot when I was in bed at about 1am. He had no recollection of the event. We've since realized he can't do hard alcohol.

    There. We're officially bonded.
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    [QUOTE]I occasionally post. I'm newly married...an accountant. I'll give you a gross college drunk story: I went to a wine tasting in college with some of my friends, about an hour away from campus. I managed to get so hammered at the tasting, that when we were on the way to the car, I decided I had to use the bathroom first. On the way toward the bathroom, and for no apparent reason (other than being drunk), I fell to the ground and hit my head on a bench on the way down. I agreed to sit b!tch in the back seat of the car. Passed out. Woke up to being sick out one of the side windows, except it didn't really make it out the window, It instead made it inside the window, and on my friend. Also, a few new years eves ago, H's friend was pretty drunk. ANd peed on my foot when I was in bed at about 1am. He had no recollection of the event. We've since realized he can't do hard alcohol. There. We're officially bonded.
    Posted by daniellelmilczak[/QUOTE]<div>
    </div><div>Gross, but yay for sharing a first name!  </div><div>
    </div><div>Danielle's of the world are awesome!

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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Lurkers? : Gross, but yay for sharing a first name!   <strong>Danielle's of the world are awesome!</strong>
    Posted by July2012bride[/QUOTE]

    I CONCUR
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  • My furbaby, Buddy, a couple years ago. He hated that sweater.
  • I'm a newbie too. Currently not working, just enrolled in school full-time. 

    As for drunken stories, I have way more than my share. About 5 years ago I was in a modeling show and in order to calm my nerves I took 4 shots of vodka. The first two walks went great. The last one I fell off of the stage. 
    Another story: I went out barhopping with my girlfriends. We were drinking Minderasers all night, they dropped me off and instead of walking into my house I crossed the street and went into my neighbors house. Took a shower, changed clothes and fell asleep. The next morning I woke up to them poking me and asking me what I wanted for breakfast. I thought they were in my house! Took a few moments to realize that I was the one who did the B&E. *shakes head*

    This is one reason why I no longer drink liquor.
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  • I'm a newb who has been posting more recently.

    Fi and I don't have any furbabies because he is allergic. we do have 3 fish though. One is a guppy that he has had for 2.5 years.

    I don't have any drunk stories.
  • I'm sure I have drunk stories, I just don't remember any of them.
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  • Oh and here are my furbabies:

    Roxy(my neurotic rescued Jack Russell/Chow)


    And Diesel (American Bulldog)
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  • Oh, and if we are doing first names, my name is Jessica.
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    [QUOTE]I'm sure I have drunk stories, I just don't remember any of them.
    Posted by Girlie1030[/QUOTE]

    This.
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  • I'll recipe share.

    We are having a "snack luck" at work today and I made my famous Pico. Seriously... you would think this was crack how people tear through it.

    3 large, firm avocados, peeled and diced
    3 large, firm tomatoes, diced
    2 white onions, diced
    about a cup of fresh cut cilantro
    2 jalapenos, diced
    garlic salt to taste
    salt and pepper to taste
    lime juice to taste

    This lasted about 2 hours at my office today. FI is going to be mighty dissapointed when I get home without it.
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  • Ah- I'll also add that I made my first tres leches cake last night and brought it in. Took a slice for myself and realized the brandy taste was quite strong. Took it back. Could have led to some fun drunk coworker stories though...
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    [QUOTE]I'm sure I have drunk stories, I just don't remember any of them.
    Posted by Girlie1030[/QUOTE]

    This is me Girlie! And we got drunk in Vegas a few weeks ago, but what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas ;)

    This is Tobie~
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    [QUOTE]Ah- I'll also add that I made my first tres leches cake last night and brought it in. Took a slice for myself and realized the brandy taste was quite strong. Took it back. Could have led to some fun drunk coworker stories though...
    Posted by bbuckner984[/QUOTE]

    Coworker brought in a rum cake.  So much rum, the cake was sitting in a puddle on the plate.  Boss took a large slice to eat during a conference call.  3/4 of the way through the cake he looks up and asks 'is there BOOZE in this cake?'.  Um, yeah, about a quart of rum. 
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  • I'm sorry guys, I have no drunk stories.  Never been drunk! 
  • Since I can't remember drunk stories - I made these the other weekend.  H loved them. http://www.topsecretrecipes.com/starbucks-cranberry-bliss-bar-recipe.html

    Also, my mutts:

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  • Dang it, I always get to these late. I work night shift (7p-7a) so I am not up when most are active. I will go look for a good recipe to post! 
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Lurkers? : What kind of dog is Ginger?
    Posted by pirategal03[/QUOTE]

    <div>
    </div><div>She is Irish Setter-ish. lol She was a rescue so I'm not 100% sure. </div>
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